Guard joke

Last night, I was dragged by gay friends to brush the "Galaxy Guard 2" of Marvel comics. Throughout the movie, the audience laughed and cried. Better than the first one. It is worth brushing.

The core of the story can be summarized in one sentence: gay friends and I killed my dad together.

Obviously, the storyline of Guard of the Galaxy 2 is still a classic Hollywood routine. But many details are handled far more than the eggs at the end of the film.

1, MengMeng is justice-grut, a wooden man.

He is one of the teammates of the guard and the youngest superhero in history.

At the beginning of the movie, in the chaotic universe, Mu Shu Ren stood by, listening to the earth's pop songs and dancing.

Perfect interpretation of "cuteness is justice". Guardians of the Galaxy's position is also evident.

Mu Shu Ren can only say one word: "I am Grut". If you don't agree, use the big round eye killing skill.

When it thinks, "I am Grut" (I see ~).

When it is angry, "I am Grut" (I will kill you ~)

"I'm Groooooooot" when I'm naughty (I got the baby ~)

Is Mu cared for by the players only because of Meng? "I'm Grut" (no).

Grut, a tree man, died in the first movie to save the player.

The last sentence said at that time was not "I am Grut", but "We are Grut". Make people cry.

Fortunately, teammate Rocket planted a Grut in the flowerpot. This just gave birth to a Grut baby.

And learned to dance. As soon as you look at the dance, you know that you have inherited the genes of the funny family.

By the way, Mu's voice belongs to the bald boss Tang in The Fast and the Furious next door.

In contrast, the word has been refreshed.

2. Star Lord, a cosmic punk with God's blood.

Male host, member of Guardians of the Galaxy 1.

Every loser is better than every one. I like dancing before I hit the enemy boss.

In the first movie, Xingjun's life is a mystery.

When I was young, my mother died and told him that "your father is an alien angel". Later, Xing Jun was brought up by the courage of a "predator". The adoptive father bravely said, "Your father is a scum."

That's right. My father, who has never played games, has always been angry with the sense of existence and is still confused.

In this film, the biological father finally appeared. It turns out that Igor, the father of the star owner, is a self-conscious planet. In fact, his father is a ball.

My father, Igor, is superior to other cosmic creatures in wisdom and strength and is called God. OMG, it turns out that Xingjun is fucking dying!

Then came the story "My dad was not as good as my adoptive father, gay friends killed my dad, and my adoptive father died".

3. Moxi Gantou Altman-Brave Degree

The second hero, the foster father of the star owner.

This product is the indomitable spirit of Mohican people. If you are not careful, you may be regarded as Altman.

He has a whistling arrow. As long as you whistle, you will control it to kill arrows.

I haven't seen the first one, so I suggest making it up. You will see that courage is the support of Master Xing's spirit and the source of his funny personality.

You can also get how congenial teasing and teasing are, and how unbreakable the bond between adoptive father and adopted son is. Also verify that sentence again: even the best son, if you don't raise him, it's totally useless, friends!

Such a wise man finally died to save that man. The two fathers in the Star Lord are gone! The director is a little hard. Hey ~ cover your face. The file extension of encoded image stored in jpeg file exchange format.

At the end of the film, Eggs tells the story that Yong Du's younger brother Craig Green inherited the "Whistling Arrow" and joined Guardians of the Galaxy.

In other words, Cragelin also sells silly goods to increase the joke.

4. Honest and frank brain circuit+Mo Ling-like laughter = destroyer.

Guardians of the Galaxy's teammate number three.

Drax the Destroyer thinks he is a bitter tattoo lover.

As a result, I accidentally became a funny character in the whole movie.

In the first movie, he didn't understand humor. This second film, with a strange or low laugh, is unexpectedly funny.

Because a person who is not funny in the first place wants to create a funny point, it will produce contrast funny. I sincerely believe this detail!

Plus the destroyer in the first movie, because honesty and Frank's brain circuit jokes are very popular, so let him talk enough in the second movie.

The whole movie was filled with his barbell-like laughter. It's a ghost animal. Ha ha ha ha ~ ~

However, this magical ghost animal laugh turned into a scream in an egg at the end of the film!

5, Oscar planet-Aisha

A villain dedicated to the destruction of Guardians of the Galaxy.

This race is called Soverin, with noble and perfect genes and arrogance. Aisha is the priestess of the people.

It is called the Oscar Planet because everyone in this race is covered with gold.

Walking in the snow, laying a red carpet. Ha ha ha, it's like a real Oscar statuette.

Every time it appears, it brings its own golden light, and the Buddha's light shines. It smells like a stupid sophomore.

This group of noble statuettes hired Guardians of the Galaxy to help them, but this group of funny people will never be under her control. So I asked a question.

For dignity and face, the little golden man chased us to the horizon.

The egg at the end of the film also implies that in the next film, the golden statuette deliberately created a new life Adam to destroy Guardians of the Galaxy.

6. Sony Mp3 or Microsoft Mp3

Sony Mp3 device, hero, star owner's baby.

The first and second, stealing Mp3 devices from cameras everywhere, are Sony Dafa Walkman.

This is a gift from his mother, so it is very precious to Xingjun. But it was cruelly crushed by my dear father Igor.

Mother's gift was broken, and adoptive father's gift continued. Therefore, the adoptive father bravely asked his men to find a Microsoft ZUNE that can hold 300 songs in the interstellar flea market.

The star master was shocked! I was shocked, too!

Is Sony Dafa not competitive? Why not give Star-Lord an ipod instead of a Microsoft Zune that went out of print in 2006?

Because even if you shoot an arrow with a voice-activated weapon, even if you are a first-generation Guardians of the Galaxy player, even if you have a Mohican controller on your head: you still don't know how to import songs into the ipod!

Because even if you are proficient in using all kinds of laser weapons, even if your spaceship has left the Milky Way, even if you are sitting on an infinite gem, even if you are the son of God: when your computer uses itunes to import songs into the ipod, it will still get stuck!

If you give the star owner a smart phone, will he be happy and crazy?

Speaking of young tree people, isn't there a smart ipad in the egg?

7. God-like brain hole plot

The star Lord turned into a giant Pac-Man and fought a decisive battle with his dear father Igor! The boy's childhood life is really lacking!

The villains of the whole ship were killed for abusing saplings and animals. ...

It turns out that the way a male god doesn't love a woman is to put a tumor in her brain. ...

Five eggs in one breath, the star owner wants to dance, and the cleaning aunt wants to hit people. ...