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Combining words into sentences and writing essays in class games

1. An interesting game of conjunctions to form sentences

On a sunny morning, Teacher Sun led the students to play a game of conjunctions to form sentences in the composition class.

The teacher asked four students to talk about time, people, places, and events respectively. Zhang Rui said: "A sunny morning." Tong Yunchen said: "The great Chairman Mao." Qi Haochen said: "In a cave." Zhang Shuhan said: "Doing homework happily." Then, The students connected the sentences and read them again, and it became: One sunny morning, the great Chairman Mao was happily doing homework in a cave. The students burst out laughing when they heard this sentence. Some

were slapping the table and laughing, some were holding their stomachs and laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, and some simply lay down on the table and laughed their hearts out.

Then we continued to play the game, and interesting sentences emerged one after another: In 2003 AD, Xiao Ming sang happily in the terrible hell. In the evening, the Queen Mother skipped rope happily at home... Whenever she said such a sentence, the students laughed constantly, and the whole classroom was boiling. I had a great time.

Through this game, I understand: writing sentences must not only be fluent, but also must be consistent with the actual situation, otherwise it will be a joke.

Then I heard Qian Tianyi say: "beat the table, set the stool, and pick up the garbage." I immediately corrected him: "beat the stool, set the table, and pick up the garbage. (This is our class recess, physical education class, music class, science class "Hygienic standards during class and after school.)" Gan Tianyi was very excited and said with a smile: "Place stools, pick up tables, and take out the garbage." *** Jing joined him in the same trend, sweeping the floor and creating at the same time. Suddenly, Ma Ning just listened. Ma Ningshan said: "Pick up Tianyi, beat up Hu Yuzhong, and put it..." Then he found someone to fill in the part that was put aside. I couldn't help being furious, and immediately threatened Ma Ningshan: "If you dare to write this matter into "" "Those things about our class", you are beautiful! (In order to prevent her from grabbing my patent rights.)" So, I continued to create while sweeping the floor until the school bell rang. The third thing was before doing morning exercises in the morning. , I can’t remember the specific day. Wu Pengcheng, Shi Jiajun, Wan Songhe, and Wang Mengran were playing "Zombie Killer". Wan Songhe wanted to get Wang Mengran to play kickball (there was a bottle that could serve as a ball). Originally, he wanted to kick that bottle, but accidentally kicked my nose, which caused a little blood and injured my leg. Wan Songhe and Shi Jiajun hurriedly came over and said they would take me to the infirmary. I said it was okay, and then continued to play with the fourth piece. , it was also before doing morning exercises in the morning, I can’t remember exactly what day it was. Wu Pengcheng, Wan Songhe, I were avoiding Wang Mengran. He threw me a giant sand bomb, and a grain of sand got into my eye. I immediately shouted: "Wang Mengran, You threw it into my eyes!" Wan Songhe hurriedly came over. I said I was fine and didn't need to go to the infirmary, but Wan Songhe held me tight. Finally, I broke away from Wan Songhe's hand and went back to play. What else happened in our class? After our book is compiled, we will submit it to Sister Wu Meizhen, and everyone will know about it by then. 4. There are many interesting and inexplicable things in our class, which often make the classmates laugh. I remember one time, two people in the class The classmates were playing on the playground during recess. Suddenly, the phone rang. Everyone hurried back to the classroom, waiting for the teacher to start the class. Only the two of them stayed on the playground, playing to their heart's content. They were playing like they were drunk. .At this time, the sky is blue and white. 3. Conjunctions to form sentences

For the first big question, due to the lack of options, you can only do the second small question, choose E

V

1. Please write back soon .

2.Here is a T-shirt for you .

3.We write an email on a puter .

4.How is the weather in Canada ?

5.What a fun trip !

VI

1.T

2.F

3.T

4.F

5.F

Composition:

My family

There are four people in my family. They are my father, mother, sister and I. Look! My father is working. My mother is cooking supper. Sister is reading a book. I am doing my homework. I love my family! 4 . Use 5 idiom conjunctions to form a sentence of 200 words

Although Xiao Wang’s grades were not very good at first, every time after class, the students would gather in small groups, some talking loudly, some whispering, but Xiao Wang forgot to eat and sleep. , spent a lot of effort, racing against time to solve mathematical problems. After hard work, his grades improved significantly. He was no longer the Wu Xia Amen of the past. He became a shrewd and capable person who knew every detail and could handle everything with ease. The students admired him greatly.

After a year of hard study, everyone looked up to him with admiration. This is a place with wonderful scenery. The land of the Emperor and Queen has created such a treasure land of geomantic omen, and there are endless literati and poets. It is really amazing. Here are two childhood sweethearts. On a sunny day, they came to a forest park. It was as if they were in the forest park, with dazzling flowers and crisp bird songs. The two of them felt like they were in the forest park. After a life-long commitment, after tying the knot, they will naturally treat each other with the same eyebrows, respect each other as guests, and live a very happy and happy life.