Funny jokes about groups

Funny jokes about groups (hot article) 1. A: For 20 years, my wife and I were very happy, but later. What happened? A: We have met!

2. Enlightenment of Spring Festival travel rush craze: The main contradiction in China at this stage is the contradiction between the increasing high-speed rail penetration rate and the backward people's purchasing power!

I was hit by youth, not only didn't apologize, but also pretended that nothing happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

4. First love: I only have her in my heart. Madly in love: my mother told me to go east, and my wife told me to go west; Lovelorn to the west: my lover is married, and the groom is not me.

5. It is said that girls who are full of dirty jokes and fly all over Huang Tu are too nervous to lift their heads and blink when they meet the person they like. Is that you?

6. My friend bought a new mobile phone. Today I asked her: How big is your mobile phone memory card? The girl replied, almost as big as a fingernail.

7. You are a dinosaur, different from others; I am a frog, and I send you flowers. Dinosaur frog, getting married online, leading a miserable life, is him or her next to you.

8. Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Have fun, crazy!

9. Our love is so deep that it never ends, just like picking your nose with your fingers. No matter which finger you use, you won't pick the innermost part.

10. Warning: Hello! Because your mobile phone is ugly and outdated, which seriously affects the city appearance, we decided to send a signal to destroy it.

Funny jokes about groups (classic)

1. The blind and the lame ride together, and the lame watch the road. Suddenly, he saw a deep ditch and shouted: Gougougou! The blind man turned around and sang: Ole Ole Ole! So they fell into the ditch!

2. Holding your wife's hand is like holding your right hand with your left hand; Holding the young lady's hand seems to have returned to 1899; Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it.

Ah, your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so charming. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork.

It's the first time for a person to sell popsicles in the market, and he is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting: Popsicle seller, so he had to shout: Me too.

5. Warning: Your mobile phone is about to explode due to severe internal changes caused by overload. Please put this prompt in an empty place immediately after reading it.

6. I just saw a classmate QQ on the Internet, and I asked him: Why? He replied: JB. I said, what are you talking about? Pay attention to quality. He added: overtime.

7. You have the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and even the posture of farting is so beautiful. But in public, can you control the rhythm?

8. You are sitting under a hat, wearing shoes on your head, chewing socks in your mouth and staring at your eyes with your mobile phone in your hand, trying to have fun.

9. On this special day, all the blessings and greetings are in your cup, which is filled with our love, red and deep, until the bottom of my heart.

10. My roommate bought a pet pig and fed it in the dormitory. Six months later, she gave birth to a litter of piglets. Roommates are in a mess, and the dormitory is full of questions: Shit, who did it!

Funny jokes about groups (selected articles)

I heard that you are going to remarry your husband again, right? Yes, I must not let this villain entertain himself at home.

2. Mother Mouse A holds a photo of a bat: This is my boyfriend. Mouse B: How ugly! Mouse A: But it's a pilot.

In the morning, the public security bureau checked the household registration and asked her why she was so thin. I said I miss my girlfriend's idea. Why should I wear glasses? I said I wouldn't meet my girlfriend in Tianjin.

I can only describe your beauty as a vegetable. Face is melon seeds. The waist is willow leaves. Eyebrows are willow leaves. Eyes are longan. The mouth is cherry. Hands are lotus roots.

When applying for the job, a maid said: The reason why I left my last job was because my master and wife had been quarreling, either my husband or my wife quarreled.

6. I am water and you are mud. We were molded into heaven and earth together, and then smashed into pieces in the sun. You and I refuse to grow old in the debris. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

7. Campus: Students who repeat a grade are called international students, those with money at home are called high-income students, and those who doze off in class are called poor students.

8. A prisoner escaped, and the police officer asked: How did he steal the key? The soldier replied that he didn't steal it. He won at cards.

9. A girl wrote to her boyfriend in the distance: Honey, don't write to me again. Neighbors all think that postman is my boyfriend.

About making fun of funny jokes

A series of funny jokes

1, I had dinner with a friend one day and talked about basketball. I want to praise him: "Your performance in our unit is the best and interesting, but you scored less." Ha ha laugh

I got together with some high school friends the day before yesterday. During the dinner, everyone was talking about marrying a wife. Xiao Wang's wife is older than him. I asked him why he wanted to marry a more arrogant person. Xiao Wang replied, "Why not choose a big one for the same money?"

I found that you have lost weight recently. Is it because of me? Is it because I made you stop thinking about tea and rice? Sorry, I was wrong, but I am too good. I will try to correct it in the future to make you feel better.

4. I decided to worship the Monkey King as a teacher and learn from his seventy-two changes; Put on a piece of fur and dress you luxuriously; Turn into a villa and hide your golden house; Put on a plane and take you on a trip; Alas, I just can't find his shadow!

5. There is a couple. My wife has always wanted to buy a new dress, but she is too embarrassed to say it. One day, my husband came home from work and saw a cake with five candles on it. The husband was confused, so he asked his wife whose birthday it was today. My wife said helplessly, today is my fifth birthday.

Because our relationship is so strong, I have something good to share with you. I am eating in a restaurant near your home. Come here quickly. . . Come and help me pay the bill! Ha ha! Have fun!

7. A student asked, "Which do you think is more useful, the moon or the sun?" One answer: "naturally, it is the moon, because the moon always comes out at night to illuminate the earth, while the sun stays in the sky during the day."

8. Tip: You have been surrounded by Transformers, let bumblebees implant happiness, let Optimus Prime equip happiness, let Megatron clear away troubles, let Decepticons clear away troubles, and decide to exile you to a happy planet forever!

9. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

10, my god! Please send a watermelon for me to those guys who forget me, don't contact me, don't send messages, don't miss me, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin!

1 1, my friend wants to talk about the field of "cards". I wish you: love is as long as a heart, career blooms like plum blossoms, peace moves like a square, wealth is as thick as spades, and good luck holds the hands of kings and kings. May happiness be infinite.

12, do you want to listen to music? Download it on the website. Do you want to read a book? Download it on the website. Do you want to receive a text message? Download from me, the charge is as follows: five points for sending and receiving, five points for family, and ten cents for * * *, and pay me back when you see me.

13, the secret of summer heat: be happy, because you don't think about "summer heat"; Don't blow the fan, because the "summer heat" will be quiet and the wind will not stop; Stay away from rice, because the old "summer" loves rice; You can't have too few greetings from friends, because there are too many "summer heat"

14, several people are chatting together. The smoker said I was a smoker, the swordsman said I was a swordsman, the drunkard said I was an alcoholic, the tourists said I was a passenger, and the gourd seller said, you talk first, I'm leaving!

15, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe. You got it? This is a string of human life codes interpreted by aliens, and this is the happiness gene sequence. If you understand, please, have a nice day!

16, the prison guard said to the recidivist who just went to prison: We meet again. Recidivism: What can we do? I can't find such a cheap accommodation anywhere.

17, a classmate of mine was ill and went to see the school doctor. After the examination, the school doctor said to my classmate: nothing, just an injection. So the school doctor took out a medical cotton swab and wiped it on my classmate's arm over and over again. After watching it many times, my classmates asked anxiously, doctor, am I very ill? The school doctor shook his head and said, it's not that you are seriously ill, it's that you have serious health problems.

18, a woman took a bus with the fish she just bought and rubbed against a man's clothes next to her. The woman quickly said, nothing, just go home and wash! The man said humorously, I asked you to say what I should say. I'm sorry to bother you!

19, greeting uninvited, crazy happy signal; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you want to be serious, I'll throw you a pile of money!

20. The heat is boundless, and summer is important. I collect the cold of the two poles, add the cold of blessing and the cold of greeting, and gather them into short messages for you. Those who receive them will cool down in summer, those who save them will have a cool summer, and those who forward them will cool down in summer. I wish you a happy summer, cool and refreshing!

2 1, you are really good and excellent. I like you very much and need you very much. With you, my life is wonderful. I really hate to leave you, but in order to get the camera I want, I have to exchange … RMB with you!

22. Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

23. A: "Who is that nagging woman?" B: "My wife." A: "Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me." B: "No, it's not your fault, it's mine."

24. Why do you always do housework? B: My daughter-in-law and I always lose when we come to cut scissors, stone and cloth. If I lose, I have to do housework! You haven't won once? B: Yes, my daughter-in-law stipulates that I can only throw stones at a time!

25. Your enthusiasm is like a fire in winter, burning me and the desert of enthusiasm. Your sincerity is like the rain in March, nourishing my thin heart. Thank you, my dear friend.

26. There is an iron rooster who never wants to give us delicious food. Suddenly one day, he generously shared the snacks. Just as everyone was having fun, he smiled insidiously: it will expire in five minutes!

27. Collect happy information, package happiness and sweetness, find a lucky courier, and convey my greetings to you with words of blessing. Have a good trip and good luck!

28. Aliens want to test the IQ of people on Earth before attacking the Earth. So he asked a beggar, "How to carry the earth?" The beggar didn't know, so he lay down. Aliens, look. Ran away despondently.

29, the dragon is eighteen palms, and the troubles are broken into flying; Nine yin bones and claws, driving away sorrow and leaving no residue; Gan Kun moved a lot and moved happiness into your heart; Let happiness always accompany you.

30, hang the blessing on your lips, afraid of being blown away by the wind; Write your blessings on paper for fear of being diluted by rain; Carve the blessing on the ground for fear of being trampled by pedestrians; Think about it, or send it to your mobile phone. May happiness always accompany you!

3 1, summer has quietly arrived, refreshing wind brings passion, beautiful clothes bloom beautifully, beautiful scenery fascinates the eyes, chubby body is lovely, but gentle and graceful body is more exciting! Slimming? Now!

32. Some people have a fat heart, but a life that is not fat. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

33. My name is a joke, and my nickname is Doby. I used to tease you with my name and I teased you with my pen name. I tease you with my screen name, and I tease you with my motto. I'm just kidding. Still watching? I hope I am happy.

34. When the wind smiles, red flowers are in full bloom; When water smiles, fish swim; When the cloud smiles, it clears up; When the earth smiles, Yuan Ye is green; Looking back and smiling, I lost my mind; Laugh happily and your troubles will disappear. After reading you _!

35. To be honest, don't run to the supermarket if you have something to do! I am greedy when I see snacks, and I am too lazy to leave after a long walk! I stopped talking after I used the money. If you fall off the shopping cart, don't blame me for not reminding you!

Passenger: Miss, put my luggage up! Stewardess: I can't lift it myself. Let's leave now. G: aren't you an angel? Still can't put it on? ! Stewardess: Even if you are God, you can't let go. May I?

37. Someone said to a friend: My computer has a virus. The friend said: Then don't ask someone to kill virus for you. He said: I don't like troublesome people. I can't turn on the computer for a year. I'm starving!

38. Get up early, wash clothes and move your feet; Eat well and grind your teeth long and high; Play until you are old, and turn your brain online; Live a good life and spend your holidays looking for treasure. Friend, I wish you a happy life.

39. This news is very yellow! Very violent! Give you a gun and point it at the pressure and say get down! According to the problem, climb! Lock happiness and say: play with me! To capture happiness, just say: with you, I won't shoot!

40. A cow like me looks in the mirror when he wants someone to appreciate him. Look at the stars in the sky when you want someone to accompany you, and listen to how happy birds are when you want happiness; This is the cow!

4 1. Because you are a knowledgeable mosquito, you are known as the most popular mosquito. But in view of your repeated rejection of "red envelopes", I solemnly declare that you are destined to be a mosquito this summer!

42. One day, a reporter went to Changshou Village for an interview, hoping to get the secret of health care in Changshou Village. As soon as he entered Changshou Village, he met an elderly man with a handsome face and radiant face, who was still working in the field. So he went up to the old man and asked, "What is the secret of longevity in Changshou Village?" The old man looked embarrassed at the moment and replied hesitantly: "In fact, it's nothing. We live long because we want to save money for future generations and reduce their troubles; " Also help them earn tickets, buy a house, buy a car, marry and have children! "

43. I envy your Chinese face, your bronzed skin, your affectionate eyes, your wild muscles and your hard-working attitude. Anyway, you are so perfect that you can even fart: my pony!

44. Not every flower can bloom all year round, but lavender does. Not every big tree can resist wind and sand, but poplar can; Not every little pig can read this information, but you did.

45. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukongteng is a floating cloud. Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue. Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp. The queen is twisting the waist of hibiscus. Spider essence is playing naked bath. SMS is awesome. I wish you happiness!

Funny jokes about starting school.

First, when school starts, I feel like I'm going to meet netizens.

2. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

Third, starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison. .....

Fourth, school starts again. I hate going to school. It's no use to me. I'm tired of school, but why not? Very annoying ...

5. I tried my best to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore some holiday homework from the middle.

6. Have you ever thought that one day you suddenly woke up and found yourself asleep in the class of senior one, but what you are experiencing now is actually just a dream? Your face is wrinkled in the sun. You told your deskmate that you had a long dream. Your deskmate called you an idiot and told you to listen carefully. You find that the world is quiet and the years are stable. Everything is still full of hope.

Seven, one day Daxiong grew up, Doraemon could no longer hold Daxiong's hand. We have lost too much because of growth. ...

8. Whenever school starts, the teacher always says "School is our home". As soon as I was late, the teacher said, "Do you think school is your home?"

Nine, oh, school starts tomorrow. /kloc-friends in class 0/0. ..... Imagine meeting tomorrow? oh There will be a lot of hugs ... I miss you.

Ten, tell you a ghost story to start school.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

At the beginning of each semester, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester! ! "But it never came true.

Thirteen, pure love baby secretly loves masonry and money, why haven't you updated it! ! ! I'm going to start school! ! !

14. Do you still remember the first day of school when you first arrived in the dormitory? Everyone pretends to be serious.

Fifteen, school is about to start, so hurry to play computer.

Sixteen, who said I was fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with him.

Seventeen, although many things are in vain, life still has to fight for dreams.

Eighteen, the school starts. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled? I am messy in the gorgeous wind. .....

Nineteen, the school is about to start. Click on the unfinished homework.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

Twenty-two, school begins. Although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, you have to go back to school.

Twenty-four, when school started, we met.

Twenty-five, A doesn't like eggs, and gives them to B every time. B I was grateful at first, but I got used to it over time. If you get used to it, you will get used to it. So, until one day, A gave the egg to C, and B was unhappy. She forgot that this egg was originally A's, and A could give it to whoever she wanted. They had a big fight about it and broke up. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. When you get used to it, you forget to be grateful.

Twenty-six, school starts again, prepare bombs to go to school.

Twenty-seven, school starts tomorrow, and I haven't touched my homework for five days. What should I do?

28. Have you ever thought that one day you suddenly woke up and found yourself asleep in the class of senior one, but what you are experiencing now is actually just a dream? Your face is wrinkled in the sun. You told your deskmate that you had a long dream. Your deskmate called you an idiot and told you to listen carefully. You find that the world is quiet and the years are stable. Everything is still full of hope.

29. If two people are together for a long time? Staring at each other is also romantic.

School starts at thirty. I'm so happy. Just homework ... anyway, school is not boring! Better than being at home every day!

I didn't like anyone at school, so I really didn't have any motivation to go to school.

Thirty-two, you said school started, exams were taken, and classes were divided. Do you know I transferred to another school for your happiness? I don't care. Get back here.

33. I hope this article has 30 hearts to wish me a happy start of school tomorrow.

Thirty-four, school starts, and you haven't done your homework yet. You have something to do, you have something to do.

If it's not crazy, we'll start school If we don't do our homework, we are finished]

Thirty-six, school starts! I'm going into a boring life again, alas! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

Thirty-seven, tell you a ghost story. School begins.

Thirty-eight, how I want to start school soon, and I hope that time will pass quickly, so that I won't be bored every day! ! ≥? Time is less than or equal to time. Let's go

Thirty-nine, the young couples in the school are looking forward to the start of school, and only the single ones are looking forward to not starting school! I'm lonely @

If there will never be an exam at school, I am willing to keep reading until there are no books to read.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

When school begins, what wonderful works will my new class, new classmates, new deskmates and new teachers have?

Forty-three, the first week of school seems to be longer than the whole summer vacation. .

Forty-four, who said that I must study, and who allowed me to start school like this.

45. Do you have four expressions? One is crazy in front of friends, one is perfect in front of lovers, one is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in a strange crowd.

Forty-six, school is about to start. Time flies. I don't even know my homework.

47. If it is really polluted, will it delay the start of our school because there is no water? Ha ha laugh ...

48. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school! !

Forty-nine, suddenly thought of a very serious academic problem? Who defines 60 points as passing?

50. If it is really polluted, will the opening of our school be delayed because there is no water? Ha ha laugh ...

Fifty-one, school is about to start, and suddenly I find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

Fifty-two, school begins. Do you know what it means to start school? That means you're going crazy.

Fifty-three, school is about to start! You haven't done your homework! Haha, you are in trouble! You are in trouble!

Whenever school starts, the teacher always says "School is our home". But when he was late, the teacher said, "Do you think school is your home?"

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

56. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter? Whether it hurts or not? Cry first.

Fifty-seven, school begins, and there is no freedom.

[mail? Protected]-Talking about starting school.

Fifty-nine, canvas shoes, jeans, white T-shirt, short hair, smile,-I started school.

Sixty, school starts! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

Funny joke, funny joke

1. I learned sacred knowledge. How to measure it with scores? This is a stain on art!

You will be surrounded by a group of people who care about you. They will ask you what happened, listen to your story of failure, and then leave with satisfaction.

It's getting colder and colder. If I don't reply to your message in the future, it's not that I'm cold, but that my hands are cold.

There were so many people on the subway that I whispered in my girlfriend's ear that my feet were numb! My best friend immediately said loudly: What? You're three months pregnant! I was at a loss when several people stood up and offered their seats to me.

Boy, you are lucky to know me. You caught up. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues.

6. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

7. Why hasn't anyone wished me a happy birthday after twelve o'clock? Maybe it's not my birthday!

8. When the husband comes home from work, the wife holds his son's test paper, and the score is zero. Shout to her husband: is this the best soldier left when you led hundreds of millions of elite soldiers and struggled to seize the position I have held for more than 20 years?

9. Who says a slap in the face doesn't make a sound? I will slap you in the face. Do you think it will ring?

10. Do you have a girlfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

1 1. When listening to the sermon in the church, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

12. The stall owner looked at her and said sincerely: Our planting balls here are the best in the world. The original price is 3000, and the purchase price is 888. For your sake, I'll sell it to you at the activity price: 2.50 yuan.

13. Sleep if you are unhappy. I don't think there is any problem that can't be solved by sleeping. If so, sleep again.

14. Don't say others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

15. The child next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

16. I went to the school cafeteria to eat and found that the ribs were not very fresh. I went to the chef and said, master, I found that the ribs this week were not as delicious as last week's. The master said: nonsense, this is last week's ribs.

17. Do you know why you are so cold today? Because you don't have a warm boyfriend like me, you freeze to death and are stupid.

18. I want to stop and clean my front windshield. Dad, where did you get the windshield of your battery car? Dad stopped the car, took out his handkerchief and wiped his glasses.

19. It's winter. I need to go shopping when I open my closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

20. I received a short message: Today, starting from 15: 3 1, my wife is going to sleep with others. I have to wash clothes and cook, and I can only silently congratulate them on their happiness. After reading it, I was puzzled. Later, when I saw the sender, I dug a slot and gave birth to a child. I was so happy.

2 1. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

22. Don't worry, your hero on earth will pick you up slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.

23. Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

24. When I was a child, I passed a cesspit after school. There is a puppy in the cesspit. The fluttering one is called Huan. A classmate nearby said: This seems to be my puppy. I said, why don't you try calling it by its name? I still can't forget it. A man and a dog were running in the sunset. Finally, the puppy jumped into the arms of the little master happily.