Xiong Haizi joked after dinner.

1. There are three children playing with guns. The first one said, watch me! Laser gun. Me: Wow ~ laser gun. That's great. Great! ! The second child said, look at me! Laser gun me: wow ~ ~ laser gun. That's great. I like it! ! ! It's finally my turn! Me: Watch me! Look at me! ! Sissy ~~biu ~ biu ~ ~

Yesterday, I scolded my son for one thing, saying that your mother is a pig and you are a pig. But my son said to me: Dad, why are you so bad? You married a pig and gave birth to a pig! You said you were Xiong Haizi. I thought you were looking for a fight.

I saw a loving father and daughter in the park. My father is about fifty years old and my daughter is in her twenties. The daughter is very clever to peel a tea egg for her father, chatting and laughing at each other. What a sweet family. But why did they kiss in French afterwards?

If you send the data of 38% divorce rate to your parents, they will not urge you to get married, but will say to you, "Since you can leave at any time if you are unhappy, what are you afraid of?"

5. Why does a woman who works in an office with a salary of 3,000 look down on five or six thousand or even more operators in the construction site or workshop? A: I have three points of face value and five points of makeup. Looking at my seven-point beautiful self, I feel that only ten men deserve me.