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The story of a physically disabled but determined celebrity
The story of a disabled but determined celebrity: Byron-a disabled but determined poet.
1788, bài lún was born in a declining aristocratic family in London. Byron was born with a limp and walked with a limp. Although his mother Fei (fèi) tried her best to take him everywhere for medical treatment, his foot was never cured.
Because of his disability, Byron was often bullied by his peers (W incarnation), which caused great harm to Byron in his childhood.
Once Byron passed by a swimming pool after school. Several students were swimming in it, and Byron was fascinated by it. A classmate shouted, "Byron, come down and have a try." Very interesting. " Another companion sneered and said, "What a joke! It would be nice if he could walk on land. " Byron turned angrily and ran away. He secretly made up his mind: "I must learn to swim and show them." I can do what they can, and I will do better! "
In order to achieve this goal, Byron soaked in the water every day and kept swimming. Finally, in the school sports meeting, Byron won the swimming champion (guàn) by virtue of his strong strength.
Byron proved his value with his actions and won everyone's respect.
Tell you gently: Byron (1788- 1824), a great English romantic poet, wrote a lot of poems in his life, among which the long poetic novel Don Juan is a rare masterpiece in the history of European literature.
Celebrity Story 2: Sun Bin who is physically disabled and determined.
Sun Bin, whose real name has been lost, is a descendant of Sun Wu. While studying, Pang Juan learned that he was recruiting talents, so he said goodbye to Guiguzi and Sun Bin in a hurry and went down to Wei. Sun Bin stayed and learned from the teacher with an open mind. Guiguzi liked him and handed him thirteen rare books of Sun Tzu's Art of War. Because there was no paper and printing at that time, the art of war copied on bamboo slips was extremely precious. Sun Bin, as a treasure, studied day and night and even recited every word. When Pang Juan arrived in Wei, he became a general. His troops defeated Wei, Song and Qi, and he was highly valued by Wei Huiwang. Thinking of Sun Bin, I wrote to ask Sun Bin to go down the mountain and lied to him that he wanted to do something together. Sun Bin finished his studies, bid farewell to Guiguzi and came to Wei happily.
Pang Juan wanted Sun Tzu's Art of War very much, but Sun Bin didn't take it with him. Wei Huiwang heard that Sun Bin was very talented, so he asked Pang Juan to take him to the palace for an interview. Sure enough, Sun Bin made the military theory clear, much better than Pang Juan. Wei Huiwang left Sun Bin, ready to reuse. Pang Juan is very jealous. He pretended as if nothing had happened, but arranged one conspiracy after another.
One day, a man from Qi sent a letter to Sun Bin. The letter was written by his cousin Sun Ping, saying that his uncle Sun Qiao had passed away and invited him to go home and have a look. Sun Bin was afraid of Wang Wei's suspicion, so he wrote back that he was temporarily tied up. The guards searched Sun Bin's letters and gave them to him. Wang Wei was dubious. With the encouragement of Pang Juan, Sun Bin wrote to Wang Wei and asked for leave to go home. Wang Wei ordered the detention of Sun Bin. Pang Juan said to Sun Bin, "Your Majesty sentenced you to death, and I begged again and again before I changed my sentence to flogging." I don't know, claiming to be Wei, the messenger and the fake letter were all planned by Pang Juan.
When Pang Juan saw that Sun Bin could only crawl and walk, knowing that he could not run, he told him to write Sun Tzu's Art of War from memory and lied to him: "It has been passed down from generation to generation, making Sun Shi famous." Sun Bin wanted to repay Pang Juan for saving his life, so he wrote it silently on bamboo slips every day. The servant who served him couldn't bear to secretly tell him Pang Juan's plot: kill Sun Bin after getting the military documents! Sun Bin just woke up. He burned the copied military books, pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity, laughing and shouting. Pang Juan didn't believe it and threw him into the pigsty. He rolled around and stuffed pig manure into his mouth. Pang Juan believed that Sun Bin was really crazy and relaxed his surveillance.
Sun Bin found that the envoys of Qi came to Wei, so he went to see them in the dark. Pang Juan found Sun Bin's clothes and shoes thrown by the river, thinking that he had committed suicide by jumping into the river. Where did he think of Sun Bin hiding in Qi Baishi's carriage and driving away? Tian Ji, the general of Qi, longed for Sun Bin's name for a long time, and left him with him. Qi Weiwang likes to race horses with his lieutenants, and Tian Ji loses every time. This time, please ask Sun Bin for help. The King of Qi summoned Sun Bin and humbly asked for advice on how to strengthen the army. Sun Bin said, the country enriches the people and strengthens the country, and a strong army makes the country secure. Therefore, it is inseparable that rich countries and Qiang Bing can conquer the world! Regarding how to win the battle, Sun Bin said, to command a war, you should know that this is the law of war. For example, the rule of "prepare before you act" means not to fight an unprepared battle. Sun Bin particularly emphasized that "between heaven and earth, it is more important than people", and thought that the selection and training of commanders and the quality and training of lean soldiers were the most important.
Since then, Sun Bin has always attached great importance to Qi Weiwang.
In 354 BC, Pang Juan led 80,000 Wei Jun to besiege Handan, the capital of Zhao, and Zhao Xianggong asked for help. Qi Weiwang decided to send Sun Bin as the general to save Zhao. Sun Bin said that if disabled people are made generals, people will laugh at Qi's absence. Respect Sun Bin's opinion, reassign Tian Ji as general and Sun Bin as strategist, and lead an army of 80,000 to save Zhao.
Tian Ji adopted Sun Bin's suggestion of "besieging Wei to save Zhao" and sent troops to attack the empty city of Wei. Pang Juan hurriedly gave up Handan, which was about to fall, and hurried back with Wei Jun's main force on a starry night. Tian Ji and Sun Bin decided that Wei Jun had to go through Guiling, so they led the main force to ambush there first. Tired Wei Jun went to Guiling and met the Qi army. When the two armies met, Wei Jun was defeated, and Pang Juan became a prisoner. Wei Jun main force has not been annihilated, Sun Bin ordered the release of Pang Juan, in order to take advantage of Pang Juan's weakness, completely defeated Wei Jun. Pang Juan fled back to Wei Ying, bent on killing Sun Bin.
Ten years later, Pang Juan became even more arrogant. This year, he was leading an army to attack the capital of South Korea. It was reported that the Qi army had attacked Wei. He said angrily, it must be the lame man's idea to go back to the army! In the camp, Sun Bin told Tian Ji that Wei Jun is brave and can't fight rashly. He should avoid the enemy's sharp sword. Our army deliberately avoided the war and showed weakness, and then eliminated it when he made a mistake. Tian Ji agreed. Wei Jun aggressive, want to play the qi, qi had retreated. Pang Juan got out of the chariot and looked at the military stove left by Qi Ying, which is estimated to be enough for 65,438+10,000 people. He ordered a "chase".
The next day, nearly half of the military stoves left by Qi Ying were missing. On the third day, there were fewer stoves, only enough for 30 thousand people. Pang Juan proudly said that the Qi army was afraid of us, and two-thirds of the soldiers deserted. Chase! Chase! Chase! Arrogant and tired, Wei Jun caught up with the narrow mountain road in Maling, and it was already dark. Pang Juan was bent on hunting and was ambushed by the combative Qi army. Qi Jun's arrow was not empty, Wei Jun's main force was destroyed, and Pang Juan committed suicide in anger.
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