The topic of jokes.

Xiao Ming pushed open the door of his cousin's room and saw his cousin in charge.

Xiaoming: Cousin, what are you doing?

Cousin: Masturbation

Xiaoming: It looks so cool.

Cousin: Want to learn? I'll teach you.

So Xiaoming learned to masturbate.

Xiaoming's class teacher once asked who would perform the program. Xiao Ming raised his hand and said, teacher, the school radio will ring the next morning: Next, please ask Xiao Ming to perform a wonderful program for us, so that Xiao Ming will never forget that scene.