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Don't swear when cursing your rival in love.
3. Seeing how affectionate you are, I drew two coffins! How sweet I am!
4, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to 250.
Please forgive me for breaking up with you-because I hate it when you call-bed with dolphin sound!
6. describe your life with your b pencil.
7. Your new love is someone else's whore.
Let's break up-because I haven't applied for Saudi citizenship yet, I can't marry all of you. ......
9. It's selfless to wear low-cut clothes and block them with your hands.
10, the sky is gray, look at him playing hooligans!
1 1, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
12, photo posted on the wall: ward off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night!
13, ouch, what happened to your face? Too oily to see clearly!
14, are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
15, I: Since you don't care so much about me, let's break up. ......
16, your appearance is similar to that of Xifeng; IQ is almost equivalent to a fat pig; How could you do such a thing?
17, where there are plenty of fish in the sea, why are you looking for them in the crowd?
18, what is your vital capacity? You can brag B.
19. Please don't invite me again when you get married next time, because my heart can't bear too many blows. ......
20. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.
2 1, do you think it's a foregone conclusion that raw rice is cooked into mature rice? Even if you cook raw rice into popcorn!
22. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.
23. Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
24. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
25, sample, break up without making the last gesture! What a pity ~ ~ ~
26, according to your glamorous appearance, you are definitely a running dog in TV series!
27, dear, I have it again ~ Although I don't know who the father is, the only thing I can be sure of is that they are not your own flesh and blood!
28, people are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of no money and women are afraid of being fat!
29. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts.
30, from the first time I didn't see red, I knew we wouldn't have a result in the future. ......
3 1, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.
32. If you had been willing to punch my uncle, you wouldn't have suffered so much from my breaking up with you now ~
33. Do you think this is his dream lover? You're just his dream girl!
Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going
35. bangs make your nose crooked and your chin droop. What else is true about you?
Don't swear when you scold your mother.
1, you can be an eldest son and love your son, and warm your old mother every day! You are a bitch! ! 2, it's shameless to give you face, you have to pretend to be 13 to be happy!
You are a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that you are just a scum in the sea of people.
To tell the truth, a woman who is out of her mind, or squashed by a door, or kicked by a donkey, won't fuck you.
5, the society is fashionable, not the same as my brother, but my brother is not your object.
6. You have an annoying temperament and a flat tire in the workshop.
7. Look at your five senses! Tut tut that's called art! All caught up with the horror movie!
8. What can I say? As long as your base number doesn't affect us.
9. An imbecile with a brain defect can still graduate from primary school. Your ability is extraordinary!
10, look at your empty head, you will know that it is full of white tofu, otherwise you are such an idiot!
1 1, you are blind! Are those two bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night!
12, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
13, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang priest. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
14. A big fire destroyed your house? How did you survive and leave you an orphan to live in the world? Your wife is an hourly worker and your husband is a contract worker.
15, look at your vulgarity. After all, it is still difficult to communicate with a creature that can only bark.
16, I am speechless. Why did your mother give birth to you?
17, are you thinking about how to answer me now?
18, there is always a pair. Break up first and then hold hands.
19, your brain is cramped, your cerebellum is knotted and your central nervous system is abnormal.
I don't know why you never think with that thing around your neck.
2 1, if handsome, humans will have to reproduce asexually.
22. Although you look like a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded. It is your fault that you often ask some mentally retarded questions to lower the IQ of others.
23. Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.
24. Do you know what meanness is? Let me tell you, a bitch is something worse than a chicken like you.
25. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?
26. When you were young, you should learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself.
27. The appearance of evil spirits in the demon makes people feel sick. Go to reborn as soon as possible!
28. You look like a 2B, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.
29, you play cheating, splitting so open, not afraid of cold balls.
30. Other people's brains are shit, and your brain is a septic tank.
You can't spit on your face just because you look like a spittoon. It's unfair to your parents.
32. You buy a 2-yuan mirror to see what you look like. Chang Liu's parents denied God and cried angrily.
33. You are a 2B pencil with messy hair like kelp and a lid on your head. You insist that you are wearing modern clothes.
Your father should hold back why he didn't shoot at the wall.
35. There is heaven in the sky, tunnels in the ground, cats and dogs, your father doesn't take the right path, your mother doesn't take the female path, and you are not filial.
36. Your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!
37. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.
38. You look like a futile intellectual. Why don't you understand this truth? Maybe your head is white, too
39. If your mother is busy receiving guests and has no time to educate you, it's just that your mother's services are all oriented to animals.
40. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.
4 1, be a little more restrained, and don't always look like Reservoir Dogs, who is ignorant and ignorant, and has a little knowledge in what he says and does, thus defeating Wu Xuanxuan's blind bravado and arrogance. After a long time, it also makes people react.
42. The brain is only suitable for people with brains. Don't use your brain like a brainless pustule.
43. It's mean of you to hold my unwanted dog and show it off.
Don't stare at me like a fly. Who is staring at you? You think you are shit!
45. I don't remember my worries. I usually report my worries on the spot.
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.
47. You are an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, and you are a thinking brainless creature.
48, now men look more and more fucking horrible.
49. There was an idle crane, and your mother applauded when she saw it ~ I accidentally didn't avoid it ~ I turned you into a stupid crane ~!
50. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.
5 1. You were so proud at first, what are you playing now?
52. Do you think that if you say you are a virgin, I won't think you are a treated woman?
53. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.
54. You splash B, a prostitute. You got hemorrhoids in your mouth. Your father and I have rotted your grass. Why are you still selling B on the street?
55. There is a big plate on these two lips.
56. You are brilliant without sunshine, but you are not as thick-skinned as usual!
57. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
58. Have you relapsed again? I take pictures all day because I'm afraid I won't know what you did the next second.
59. I am not happy to see that you are a coquettish fox. I don't know how many people fucked you.
60. You must have been short of calcium since childhood, and you must have grown up with love. Your grandmother doesn't hurt, your uncle doesn't love it, and your left face lacks pumping and your right face lacks kicking. Born a cucumber, I don't want to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnuts, you owe a hammer! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!
6 1, don't use the reason why your father fucked your mother for the first time as an excuse, okay?
62. You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look strange!
63. You not only broke through the imagination of human beings, but also surpassed the limits of the universe, and recognized the unparalleled charm of nature.
64. A brainless creature who can think is full and full, boasting about how low his quality is everywhere, and you are not worthy to be a human being.
65. You Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance.
66. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.
67. Some people have side A and side B, while others have side S and side B. You can't just see our side!
68. Although his face is a bit smelly, his words are a bit less, he is a bit stupid, his personality is a bit awkward and his temper is a bit strange, but he is basically a good person!
69. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.
70. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.
7 1, watch your shit and go home and stay.
72. If you don't know what is obscene, go home and take a look in the mirror.
73. Your breasts are big and small, and your ass is round and flat.
74. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.
75, a hateful guy like you, no matter how cool and handsome, human beings will also use asexual reproduction, and can only play shit in a TV series, which is more handsome than a flower 10 times. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.
Why should I run away from you? I just use my silence to perfunctory you, a disabled child.
77. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at will, lest Sun Man laugh at you for not knowing the art of speaking!
78. You are a disfigured McDonald's uncle, a sedimentary raw material with oil concentration 10 times.
79. The highest state of pretending to be B is: gorgeous appearance and dirty heart.
80. If life was like the first time, employers and employees should have stabbed your mother B to death, you little bastard.
Don't swear at girls.
1, women are dogs, whoever has the ability will be taken away! 2. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.
Your appearance is out of proportion.
You stupid young man, you look like shit and really smoke there.
5. Yo ... Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?
6, based on your pain, my happiness is so popular!
7. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
8. My weight is none of your business. This is called fullness. You want me to lose weight every day, I'm fucking fed up with you!
9. You practice parallel bars by cutting your hips. You can pee the kang without eating or drinking. You jump into the river to pollute water resources, euthanasia wastes time, taking sleeping pills wastes the country's money, and gas poisoning wastes gas.
10, what is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
1 1. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will go crazy together.
12, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.
13, I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me.
14, I wish your boyfriend electricity forever.
15, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
16, don't hate others, don't blame others for being rude to you, because you have nothing worth remembering.
17, huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist!
18, give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
19, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man all day. Who gave you another look?
20. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.
2 1, you look very fauvism!
Although I have a good culture, not all people in the world are like me. I advise you to go back to your dunghill, where your companions are, and the street is not a place where you can just appear.
23. Remember to go back and wash your face when you are free! What? Did you go out to wash in the morning? That will be a day! I can't see your black facial features clearly.
24. If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!
25. God gave you a straight back and taught you how to persevere, but you only learned to find a prostitute.
26. You look dangerous.
27. You make me doubt life.
28. Is it bad for a girl to wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably and behave politely?
29. Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
30. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.
3 1. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
32. Don't fantasize about others all day. If people find out, they will definitely want to kill you.
33. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.
Although you are tall, you are from China. Do you think I don't know until you tell me?
I feel that if I want to breathe the air of the same earth with you and see the same sky with you, I can't wait to move to another planet.
36. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
37. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.
38. Don't look at yourself either. You have to have a picture without a picture, and you have no face. You don't have the courage to come out with anything you want. You don't even pee on yourself. You run out without considering the consequences of seeing your people.
39. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
You look like a car accident.
4 1, say what? Do you want to kill yourself? You are really not human. I want to die after bullying you for less than two years!
42. Sister and aunt, please be realistic! You think this is Andersen's fairy tale! This is not!
43. seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.
44. An old woman who nobody wants.
45. Don't talk about who to arrest all day. Judging from your usual virtue, you look older.
46. Hey, have you just been struck by lightning, or are you going to be struck by lightning?
47. Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, figure-eight eyebrows, protruding ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. Hurry back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous.
48. Immigrating to Mars means leaving you.
49, a good fire consumes carbon, and a good woman consumes sweat.
You were ugly when you were born. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?
5 1, I smiled. weren't you very proud at the beginning? What are you playing now?
52. Getting rid of your stupidity is a scientific research achievement. After success, I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!
53. Take out your ID card to correct your point of view, see your appearance clearly and play Jurassic Park. People have to wear a belt and a mask, so you can do it without painting!
54. Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism and not one step away from SB.
Don't be ashamed, okay? I really feel inferior for you.
56. When you shut up, do you talk about shit? Is this the staple food in your family?
57. My friend said that we were made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!
58. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.
59. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.
60. I will never buy wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!
6 1, you failed to give birth to a fucking contraceptive, you beast with your eyes open.
62. I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?
You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.
64. Don't always treat me like you ordinary people telling the story of that B club. How can I stop looking for you? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.
65. After seeing you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.
66. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.
67. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
68. He looks innocent, sorry for the people and the party.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
70, waving the flag of the object, grass is free, it is beyond our power.
7 1, I don't understand. How dare you take out a penis smaller than your little finger and make a fool of yourself?
72. Why didn't your father just beat you to death on the wall?
73. Don't find fault everywhere if you have nothing to do. One day you may become neurotic!
74. Your mother's prostitute has a hammer on her head. I want to know why you were not invited to visit the Expo.
75. You look really inspired!
76. Don't think you are rare, so cherish what is rare.
77. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed!
78. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.
79. I can't eat all the food you want. That's disgusting!
80. Look at your face. Dogs will make a detour when they see it.
8 1, you are not smart, just like others!
82. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
83. You said that you didn't stutter except that you played P with some consistency.
Although you have a big brain and a negative IQ, we won't discriminate against you.
Don't curse men with dirty words.
1, are you afraid of mania and intermittent self-mutilation? 2, you can't beat me, don't always use your gorgeous language to force me, you haven't.
3. I was born useful, and the mouse son can make holes.
It's the first time for me to see such a bitch who is worse than a dog. Your fucking courage is really commendable!
A genius who takes a step forward is a fool, and a fool who takes a step back is not necessarily a genius.
6, hey, how much did your parents spend on you to be so cheeky!
7. Is there water in your head when you wash your face and shampoo? Brainwashed?
8. The world is already so difficult, why should we show our IQ?
9. You buy a 2-yuan mirror to see what you look like. Your parents don't believe in God and cry angrily. How can you live in this world?
10, a frog who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good frog-frog!
1 1, once you weigh yourself, you are very unhappy. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.
12, I'm not as good as you, and you lose in terms of talent.
13. If you don't know what SB is, look in the mirror.
14, what you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.
15, you said that you, you and I are not at the same level at all. What are you nagging me about?
16, stop pouting and selling cute scissors, wrinkles on your forehead can pinch flies.
17, you are the wind, you are the sand, lingering in the cape! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!
18, I know that animals like you can't spit ivory.
19, is there a hole in your head? I want to be a bitch and build a memorial arch.
20. Even if you are beautiful or not, your mind is still not bright. The most important thing is to lose the chain at the critical moment. After getting out of the wall, make sure there is someone on the other side of the wall.
2 1, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.
22, you look like a moldy sweet potato, pick it up and throw it on the ground, then step on a few feet and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds.
23. Do you believe that I will knock off your head, knock off all the memories before you were 8 years old, and remind you of your wonderful childhood?
24, mushrooms are cold, there are so many white horses in the world, just find a mule, forget it, that's waiting for Bole to find it.
25. If you can't fit me in your heart, either my personality is too great or your mind is too narrow.
26. Xifeng is a bitch and has an audience. Are you fucking qualified to be a bitch?
27. As soon as I saw you, I knew that baboon was your relative, otherwise you look too much alike!
28. Did you break your skull when you were a child? As a result, your IQ is too low to take any medicine to make up for it.
29. You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?
30, you continue to show your shameless ability!
3 1, Tang Yan will be speechless when he sees you.
It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.
33, you don't always day after day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.
34. There is no one in the world who is more idiot than you. Idiot is your exclusive term.
Please pay attention to your words, young lady, because your rich language charm is directly proportional to your white face that looks like a man's body.
36. I can kill you now! You are a loser. Do you understand now?
37. Don't you dare yell at me with the sound of a hob. You are tired of living!
As far as your appearance is concerned, don't go out at night. It's really not good to scare ghosts. People are still scrambling to be reborn.
39. Call others thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and felt bored.
Don't say I can't, or I'll make you regret it.
4 1, you BT, I'll pat you on the stomach, you're a fighting force in a cow, you're a VIp in an idiot, I fuck your 18 th generation ancestors and see your vulgarity.
42. Your cheap photos broke the Guinness World Record for the cheapest photos. Congratulations!
43. There is no second slut in the world who is more coquettish than you. Congratulations on becoming a global celebrity.
44. I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine!
45. Your mother may have given birth to you prematurely, so you haven't fully grown up.
46. Look at your head. Is it brain-damaged? Why are you in such a hurry? Domineering side leakage, but also insisted that he did not arrive.
47. You were born a cucumber, and you owe it! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!
48. I always thought. People and dogs and pigs at least can't mate. But ... your appearance has completely broken science and common sense. It's really a great sorrow in the scientific community!
49. When I saw you, I knew you were born a fucking bitch, and you had the exclusive label of a bitch.
50. Push me again and I'll play dead for you.
5 1. If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't shit!
52. You either have late puberty or early menopause.
You spent your whole life looking back on your youth. Why do you spend your whole life doubting your life?
54. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,
55. Animals wearing this dress will change people. As soon as you put it on, look at the idiot on the left, the idiot on the right, the pig on the top and the donkey on the bottom.
56. Please forgive us! Please give us a clean and harmonious world!
Don't compare with anyone, because you can't even compare with dogs, let alone people.
58. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang. Is it difficult? I'm sorry! I should have known you were a descendant of Pig Bajie!
Don't bark here, but hurry back to your kennel with that bone in your mouth!
Everyone knows that you are beautiful, but your beauty is only suitable for being a shameless mistress.
6 1, you monkey, where did you wander out? Ass and face grow together, red with black, black with yellow, yellow with a little sexy.
62. Laugh at others if you don't wash your ass clean, pure 1290. Don't make me say what this means! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!
63. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
64. Do you know why people say your family is poor for three generations? If you can't get a wife, how can you have offspring?
65. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!
66. Do you think you are pretending to be depressed and talking to Jing M. Guo? You are not as tall as others.
67. You are a hooligan. You have been a hooligan since you were a child. Your mother just gave birth to you. Don't forget to look back.
68. You can know your personality from the way you watch movies: fast forward watching literary films and pause watching pornographic films.
69. You are an incomplete life, an alien with genetic mutation.
70. Tell you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.
7 1, I feel so beautiful when I look at your hairstyle. I sincerely mourn for you. Why did you cut the ghost's hair? What's the purpose?
72. Go to the street and find a telephone pole to lift your hind legs. Look at yourself and see what virtue you are!
73. Forget being unkind, but how can you be so cruel and heartless? You are really a demon.
74. I feel that my beauty is unacceptable when I fall asleep, and then I can't sleep anymore.
75. I said you don't look like a pig because I'm afraid of offending pigs.
76. I can smell you from 800 miles away. I am really shameless proud of you.
77. It is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the pit after taking a shit.
78. The world is bigger than what you lack.
79. I really don't know how the mentally retarded hospitals in the world are run. There is such a brain-dead person who appears here without treatment.
80. The IQ trained by the circus is really a serious injury.
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