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What happens if QQ group spreads and SQ group is blocked?

SQ spiritual intelligence quotient: spiritual intelligence quotient represents correct values. Can you distinguish right from wrong and distinguish authenticity?

Those who can't tell right from wrong without the guidance of correct values, the stronger their other abilities, the greater the harm and harm to others.

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SQ- Happy Intelligence

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SQ does not emphasize "emotional management".

But emotional enjoyment, emotional acceptance,

But most importantly,

When every emotion appears, we should see it clearly.

And get rid of it quickly,

Quickly shift from any emotion to a smile.

What is "SQ"? I found that there are as many as ten versions of SQ! Some people think it's sex, some people think it's success, sleep, I'm sorry, and some people even say it's skin!

I think everyone can "sit in the right place": what "S" is interpreted as means what his values are. So people who always feel sorry will say sorry, people who can't sleep well will think of sleeping, people who always think of "that thing" will say sex, and people who want to succeed will say success. In fact, the S I said is very simple, that is, smile-happiness!

IQ and EQ have become the "labels" of the judges.

I think it's strange that people nowadays ask people about their education, blood type and constellation as soon as they meet. Ask others how high their IQ is and whether their EQ is good. Are these really that important?

But now that I'm here to give a speech, is there a Simle-SQ- you'll feel whether there is a Simle is the most important thing when you go back after listening to the speech today. I think Taiwan Province people, or modern people, are really hard. Even children are unconsciously anxious about IQ.

Too much emphasis on IQ is distorted.

I saw a phenomenon in people in Taiwan Province Province, that is, "happiness is not happiness" and "success has no sense of accomplishment". Today's children are high above, but they don't have a good face for adults! We didn't see SQ on the street or at the counter. Once, I walked into the 24-hour supermarket and heard someone say "welcome", but I didn't see anyone. It turned out that the clerk didn't look at me, but said "welcome" to a big bucket of garbage.

It sounds like a joke, but it's unforgettable to me. Because I deal with divorce every day, I know why two people who love each other should change from love, fear and hate to mutual harm. The reason is that they have difficulty in happiness. He has a problem with you, it must be because of his bad life.

Emotion cannot be "managed"; Only confirm, accept and share.

So I think we should jump out of IQ and EQ as soon as possible and vigorously advocate SQ. The first is to ask yourself not to be numb to pain, not to be patient with troubles, and not to be numb again. In my book, I talked about the handling of marriage problems and challenged the current popular marriage and gender relations. I don't quite agree with "communication" and "understanding" and totally oppose "patience" and "tolerance".

The story of "fisherman"

Therefore, SQ emphasizes not "emotional management", but emotional enjoyment and acceptance, but the most important thing is to clearly observe every emotion when it comes, and then solve it quickly from beginning to end. What's the purpose? Quickly shift from any emotion to a smile. I'll tell you an old story that some people may not have heard, and I hope it can accompany you all your life:

When a man went fishing at the seaside, a wise man came up to him and said, "You should rent a boat to where the ocean current passes, so that you can catch more fish!" " 」

The fisherman asked nervously, "But what should I do with so many fish?" 」

The wise man said, "You are so stupid! You can rent a factory to make canned fish and sell them all over the world, and become a big boss! 」

The fisherman said, "What kind of boss do you want to be? 」

The wise man said, "then you will have a private jet, and you can fly to the island for a leisurely holiday!" 」

The fisherman asked, "What shall I do during my holiday?" 」

The wise man added: "You can take a can of beer to the seaside for fishing when you are on vacation! 」

The fisherman said angrily, "isn't that what I am now?" Why do you want me to come back around and do what I could have done? 」

What does this mean? You could have been happy, but you went further and further. Today, we live a hard life, because we are so smart that we all want to surpass others. This is what I call "standing to watch a movie"-when watching a movie, if the person sitting in the front row wants to stand up, should the person in the back row stand up? As a result, everyone stood up and watched movies just like watching life! Life was originally a very interesting thing, but because everyone had to "stand and watch movies", everyone was very tired. Because a wise man can't lose at the starting point, he will probably watch movies on stilts. Then he may live smarter, but he will be more tired and unhappy than he is now.

So, please be sure to take the fisherman's story with you forever. If you suffer from insomnia, stomachache and discomfort every day and feel that everything you have done is right, please look in the mirror. If you hate yourself, don't blame others for not liking you. Do you like looking at yourself in the mirror? As long as you like it, as long as you have SQ, don't worry about IQ and EQ, at least you have done your duty to your life. People who aim at IQ and EQ may have a hard time.

The "goal" and "purpose" pursued cannot be confused.

Happiness is unconditional. I don't believe there is any doctor's degree, earning 10 million ... it takes 20 years to be happy. If these things are good, you should laugh today. If you have SQ today, I support everything you pursue today. But if you confuse "purpose" with "happiness" just to pursue a small "goal", then those IQ and EQ are just cruel tools for you.

For example, you have struggled for IQ for more than 20 years, but have you ever applied trigonometric functions such as sin and cos? I once asked a doctor when I gave a speech in the Science Park, when will it be applied to this mathematical trigonometric function? He said, "Can you measure how far you are from Mars? The problem is that most people, like me, want to know how far it is from Mars. What I want to know is why my husband won't talk to me. Why didn't the children tell me that they were smoking outside? We can't get what we can achieve directly in home and school education, but we can only learn something that may be used, but it doesn't do us any good.

I think it is enough for ordinary people to know what trigonometric function is, and the rest of the time, we will study what is a good man and a good woman, which is the most influential course in one's life. However, parents just "try their best", as long as we study, but the things that have the greatest impact on people's life, such as choosing a spouse, handling marriage, educating children, taking care of their health and making themselves happy, are not taught in textbooks.

"People may not be smart, beautiful, rich or famous, but they must be unhappy."

I'm not saying that IQ and EQ are not good, but now it's too artificial, so we haven't checked our SQ properly. Here I want to advocate a slogan, and I hope everyone will respond together. That is: "people can not be smart, ugly, have no money and no name, but they can't help being happy." I think this is the real "democratic movement". True "democracy" means that whether you are smart or stupid, beautiful or ugly, poor or rich, you have natural happiness and human rights, not legal equality.

SQ Action 1: Do something that makes you happy.

I want to remind our female friends that although women's lives are not necessarily better than men's, they live longer because women's SQ actions are cheaper. Women can be happy because of the satisfaction of small desires, but the threshold for making men happy is getting higher and higher. Therefore, SQ action should be "happy every day" and "enjoy yourself" to do what you are happy about.

"SQ Action" 2: Choose industries carefully

SQ Action 3: Choose your friends and spouses carefully.

"Happiness" means that we have received so much education in our life, and the worst thing is that we have never worked hard on this lesson. I tell you this passage with my life experience of forty or fifty years: "What is happiness? Happiness is not a taboo, not a sin, but enjoying yourself and doing what you love most. This is a basic human right and our natural instinct. If instinct is strangled, you must be an SQ actor, and then get it back and turn it into a skill. Isn't Kong's saying that "70 can do whatever he wants if he doesn't overstep the limit" the same sentence "As long as I like it, why not do it"? The problem is that the young man doesn't know that his love will affect social order, so he thinks he has the right to do so, but he doesn't have that right. Basic human rights are also innate instincts.

Happiness has nothing to do with what you have.

Happiness is self-choice and action.

Therefore, happiness is an awakening practice and action. It is a choice: choose whether to be happy or not; If you like, start today. I must emphasize "action"! Someone laughed on the spot after listening to the speech, and immediately went home with a bitter gourd face facing others. In that case, what's the use of reading and listening to speeches?

Happiness is not a condition and a wait, or even an effort, but an awakened practice and action, a choice; Finally, happiness will become a habit. Even if I am angry when I scold my son, I am actually very happy; When I was watching a tragic movie, I cried very sadly, but my heart was very happy and happy, because my worldly desires were so clear and I was alive. After dealing with any emotion quickly, you can return to happiness immediately, which is also emphasized by SQ.

I hope everyone can enjoy themselves and allow others to be happy at the same time. If you can't help others to be happy, then you must bless others to seek happiness. With this concept, the stress in all intimate relationships will be relieved.

When you wake up, you must act. From now on, give yourself three lessons: First, please think about it. When did you stop laughing? Second, what is your SQ action? Write it out. If you can't write it, I'm really sorry for myself. If you can't write it, it means that your life is boring, then how can you complain that marriage is boring? So be sure to encourage yourself to write. Third, practice. You can't change overnight, but you can promise. Tell yourself from today: I must be sensitive, as long as I feel uncomfortable, I must deal with it well; Cry if you want, smile happily. Be your own master and enjoy yourself. Bless everyone: Birthday is Birthday, Happy Birthday every day!

World of Warcraft

The abbreviation of paladin in World of Warcraft is SQ, and World of Warcraft is now closed.

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SQ-a network term, the pinyin abbreviation of "pornography".

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SQ-Squier electric guitar, bass.

Squier is a very popular brand among domestic guitar lovers, and it is also a very popular brand. However, many years of sales have led to many misunderstandings about Squier. When the new SQUIER is about to go on the market, I will explain it in detail here to set the record straight.

For a long time, the most popular SQUIER model in China is the bullet series. Because of its high cost performance, it is widely welcomed by everyone, but there are many problems behind this hot-selling scene. One is that the product awareness rate is not enough. You know, SQUIER is not only a bullet series, but also many other series. For example, standard series, affinity series, SHOWMASTER and many other series and models. Bullet is just one of them, and it is a practice guitar suitable for beginners and novices. In other words, it is only a small part of the mainstream models in the Squier family.

Second, the price. Bullets only cost about 1 1,000 yuan in China, while many models in Squier generally cost more than 2,000 yuan. Such a huge price difference will naturally be compared with Fanta's guitar, so that there is a remark that "it is better to buy this SQUIER than to buy Mofen". To be honest, this is really an irresponsible statement. You know, the cheapest rubbing powder costs more than 3,000, which is the mainstream. Can this price compare with Squier? At the same price of more than 2,000 yuan, SQUIER has more styles, better configuration and richer colors to choose from. And the price is more approachable. Can more than 3 thousand rubbing powder match this advantage?

Thirdly, it is understandable to question the quality, because Squire is also a low-end brand, and Squire with a thousand yuan or so has taken root in many people's hearts. Naturally, for other models, we will look at them with this inherent psychology. In fact, I can tell you that Squier's share in Fanta has been increasing. There are more and more varieties, which is enough to show Fanta's trust in the quality of Squibb, and after many people use it abroad, the quality of Squibb can completely reassure everyone!

Fourthly, for the classic misunderstanding, many models of Squier series are designed by the traditional fender STRATOCASTER. Many people buy Squibb for the classic Fender timbre. For many other models of Squibb, people often say, "This is not Fender's voice." In fact, today, when music styles tend to be diversified, people pay more attention to the diversification of styles when purchasing equipment. Completely traditional timbre is not the mainstream, and under the condition that our country's music level is not high, the more we contact with various styles of music, it is also very helpful to improve our music level. Many models of this new SQUIER series have added some modern elements to the original traditional design. For example, JAGMASTER drew inspiration from the original FENDER classic JAGUAR guitar and added many elements of modern guitar design. 5 1'SQUIER has added double pickups on the basis of 5 1'P-BASS, as well as the now very popular "push-pull" function, and so on. These improvements are excellent.

People's understanding of China's equipment has become higher and higher. The consumption power is getting stronger and stronger, and people's requirements for equipment are becoming more and more diversified. It is very important to eliminate all kinds of misunderstandings about equipment as soon as possible, not only for musicians' own ability, but also for the development of our domestic music level.