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Degang Guo explained why Deyun Society opened in Hebei. Where do you want to open a branch most?

? ? If Deyun Society opens a branch, and you ask me which district I want to open, then I certainly hope that he will open the branch in Chifeng. Why? Because I am from Chifeng, maybe I mentioned that someone in Chifeng was confused. Chifeng? Chifeng is a place name? Yes, Chifeng is a city. A red mountain, Chifeng, can be seen on the map of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, hence its name.

If I stand at home and say I like Deyun's cross talk, my dad will definitely stand up and say? Are you sure you don't like it as much as I do . My mother must have jumped up and said, I like Degang Guo's stand-up comedy best? . Yes, our family likes Degang Guo very much. If the three of us giggle at the same time, it must be watching Degang Guo's cross talk, because nothing can make the three of us laugh at the same time.

I bought a big TV for my mother and put it in the living room. My mother sat on the sofa watching Degang Guo's cross talk. For my family, Degang Guo is like a savior. No matter who quarrels with whom, as long as Degang Guo's cross talk starts, they will get back together as soon as possible. You can also politely ask the other person whether to drink or kill, and whether to eat apples. Thank you, Mr. Degang Guo. You have worked hard for us ordinary people.

There is a joke that my father has heard countless times, but he laughs every time. It is Degang Guo who talks about the teacher's three hobbies on the stage, and then shouts in chorus, smoking, drinking and perming. When they shouted, my dad was happy. He also said that at his age, Yu Qian had a perm like a rural woman. I didn't find it funny after listening to it countless times, but when my father said so, I followed suit.

So, if only Deyun had opened a branch in Chifeng, I could take my parents to meet us at the scene. When Degang Guo talks about the teacher's three hobbies on the stage, my dad can sit under the stage and shout, haha, I think this is the most interesting thing in the world. However, Deyun Society is too far from my home. I think it's a bit corny to run so far to see a cross talk!

? ? In fact, it is a joke to say that Deyun Society is in Chifeng, and Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei belongs to the hometown of cross talk, which can be regarded as the birthplace and can sell tickets. If it is held in Chifeng, I don't think there will be too many spectators, because this city, which is dominated by agriculture and animal husbandry, thinks it is a bit worthless to spend hundreds of thousands on a cross talk.

But I will always support Deyun Society, even if Degang Guo wants to open a branch to Mars in the future, I will also support it.