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A short and funny joke.

There was a man who liked talking on the phone and finally hung up. . .

There is an ugly girl who will never get married and wants to be trafficked. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her back to her original place. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper said, "Come on, don't take the bus." . . "

Mosquito: "Mom, I learned to fly, and I can fly very well." Mother Mosquito: "How do you know you can fly well?" Mosquito: "Because I just went out for a walk and heard a lot of applause."

Once I went out to eat with my girlfriend and spent 95 yuan. When I checked out, I found that my wallet was gone. Fortunately, a buddy of mine works nearby, so I called him quickly, and then I went to borrow money from him and left my girlfriend as a hostage in the restaurant. As a result, I borrowed 100 in a rage, and when I came back to check out, my girlfriend ordered another 17 milkshake. I said, elder sister, are you so thirsty?

When Xiaoming was a soldier in a foreign country, his girlfriend was going to marry someone else. I hope Xiao Mingcan will send her photos back. When Xiao Ming was sad, he borrowed twenty or thirty photos of girls from his comrades-in-arms, packed them with photos of his girlfriend and sent them to his girlfriend who felt the same way. Please pick out your photos and send the rest back to me,' he wrote in the letter.

Why didn't the mermaid change her mind? Because mermaids don't cheat.