How to say snoring humorously?

1. It thundered all night yesterday, and the gongs and drums were loud, and my panda eyes came out. When I got up, the ground was not wet. Boy, it turned out to be snoring.

2. Confucius said that one day we will become the most annoying things in the past. I have started to sleep and snore.

3. When life is the bleakest, there is a snorer next to him at night. He sleeps well, but you can only envy him.

Snoring can save you chewing gum, because your mouth will open and close automatically.

There are two kinds of snoring: one is as beautiful as a fountain, and the other is like a brake, which is terrible.