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What is it like to raise a stupid dog?
I once had a stupid dog.
How stupid. Other people's puppies can master one or two skills, such as shaking hands, sitting down, etc. according to the owner's instructions. But my dog, let alone skills, can't understand human speech at all. Oh, that's not right. Because when you call it puppy, it will look at you and have no reaction to any other words except this sentence.
What is the experience like?
First, I have never heard of the saying that dogs are man’s best friend. My puppy can't be friends with me because you can't communicate with it at all. Every time you walk your dog, it runs forward crazily and won't stay with you. When you tell it to stop, it looks back at you and runs faster than before. Because it confirms that you are watching it, it will run forward more courageously. If you ignore it, it will come back obediently. Because this stupid dog also has another characteristic, that is, it is timid and never dares to leave its owner's sight for more than five minutes. I think this is the result of adapting to the environment. Because it is stupid and stupid, it especially relies on the protection of its owner. , timidity is its means of self-protection.
Secondly, stupid dogs also have a cute side, and you will still love them.
When I am sad, I will hold it and cry silently, and say to it things that others cannot say. My dog ??would be very quiet at that time and look into my eyes blankly. I felt that he understood my emotions to some extent.
When I eat delicious snacks in front of it, it will call to me with a special voice, stare at the things in my hands, and sometimes even drool, meaning to give it some. If other family members, such as my sister, come home for a long time and don't go to see him, he will call to his sister while he is trapped in the cage. When someone comes to see him, he will jump up and down excitedly.
The dog lived less than two years before he fell ill and died. Although he was a stupid dog, I still felt sad for him for a long time.
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