Are there any jokes that will make people misunderstand?

40 misleading SMS jokes 1. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! 2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig! I was very nervous at the first time. He always let me relax gently, and then he stuck me in my body. There is blood, and the pain is speechless. Only then did I understand ... blood donation is like this! That night, I held you in my arms and asked you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. This is the safety period, nothing ... What should a traffic policeman do without a helmet? I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the one I should wait for in my life, but my only regret is that ............ is sorry, I sent the wrong person. 6. When you left me silently, I missed you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to tell you that ............ should pay back the money quickly. I really love you, and I don't want to leave you. You got me into such a deep hole that it hurts me. If you really don't want to make me sad, please hurry up ... stock market 10, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as well as a horse, as excellent as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and you are similar to everything. No wonder everyone calls you Beast of ............ 1 1. It's the first time I met you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB 12. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have new feelings for him? I want you to call me back-wallet 13. Don't ask me why I am crying. I shed tears for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... Dead thief 14. I'm too shy to tell you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner? 15, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you, stupid people wouldn't exist. 16. Diner: How much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of jiaozi) Attendant: Rogue! (Sixty cents) Businessman: Sixty cents? Too fair. I have been here for three nights. 17. Because of too many times (sometimes twice a day), your hair is all messed up, and I lost my pleasure when I plucked it. Let's break up ... toothbrush, 18. When I was down and out, you were by my side. You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... It's really unlucky to be with you. "Never mind!" "Can you go in a little more?" "Be careful, it should work!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt! It feels so cool! I want this pair. 20, looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick and suck your crystal liquid, cool! Sprite 2 1, I thought about it in my heart, so I put a stick in the middle, and the stick was short, so I didn't want it ... I was addicted to smoking again. 22. I am walking alone in the cold street in the middle of the night, lonely and helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you and looking forward to it. Gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a burst of pleasure, but after enjoying it, you lost weight day by day ... poor soap 24. I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty. 25. You gently lean on me, touch my tender skin with your slender hands, and suck my body fluids with your gentle mouth until you are satisfied and float away! Oh, damn mosquitoes! 26. You flashed by, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I couldn't let you leave again, and I would never ... catch a thief! 27. A man rode a bicycle and ran into a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard! 28. I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled together. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof 29. The hot girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Right: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs! I'm hungry, I can't resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me an unspeakable pleasure. I think the earth is spinning. I want to have a big fight with you, but I'm afraid of getting pregnant ... Dear Beer 3 1, my heart is broken for you in the vast sea of people. You seem indifferent, but it makes me feel boring. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand ... you are stepping on my foot. 32. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell. I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-sofa.