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Does anyone like uncle? Tell me what happened with uncle?

I was 13 years old and in the second grade of junior high school. I was playing a small game in the game hall on the computer. I was very good at it, and the people in the game room were like water. There is a person who is my teammate and never leaves even though he loses many games. I said "I'll add you". The uncle is 22 years old, a top student, and is in college. This is how we met.

I have a lot of homework every day, and I have to write until after 12 o'clock in the evening. My uncle always patiently explains to me math problems that I don't know, and sometimes he even picks up a pen and paper and writes down detailed answers. process. His language ability is very strong. Those very difficult knowledge points that the teacher cannot understand are so simple for him to explain. My uncle often goes to bed with me after twelve o'clock. We always say good night to each other. In the third grade of junior high school, I looked forward to discussing study issues with my uncle more every day, so I studied more. My grades improved quickly, and my parents were also very happy. Finally, I took the exam for a key high school. This is my junior high school time.

He has a girlfriend, but he still talks to me dotingly. In addition to studying, I also look forward to sharing every bit of our experience with my uncle. Every time I clean up my phone's memory, I don't want to delete a single word of my chat history with him.

Study is very stressful, and on weekends, I have endless things to talk with him. I no longer do my homework until twelve o'clock, and rarely ask my uncle study questions. I mostly talk to him about my life and relationships. My appearance is what everyone calls a "little goddess". Many boys chase me, but I don't want to pay attention to them. I like him, but I dare not say it. When I close my eyes, he is the lover in my mind.

Three years of high school passed quickly. Before I took the college entrance examination, no one's encouragement was as good as my uncle's words - I believe in you.

It’s a pity that I did well in the exam, only 9 points away from the first-class score. My family and teachers wanted me to repeat the course, and the school was willing to waive the tuition fee for me to repeat the course. But the uncle told me very sincerely that I must not waste a year just to take one. He said that there is not much difference between one and two in college. There is a huge difference between big cities and small cities. He begged me to go to college in a big city. I firmly believed in what he said and chose to go to Nanjing. This is my high school years.

After going to college, I can finally chat with my uncle as I please every day. He advised me to go to the library more and do more self-study in college. I firmly believed in him, so I went to the library to study English every day. Every time I take the train home and pass by my uncle’s city, it’s the warmest moment in my heart because I’m closest to him. I would send him a location, search for landmarks in their city, and tell him where I was. I know that he is a devoted person and has a girlfriend. We are very far away, but I still can't help but confess to him many times. But he said that he feels that I am like his daughter and like a cat he raised. I like it but can't bear to start. But he doesn't know that he has appeared in my erotic dreams many times.

This year, my uncle finally came to Nanjing for a business trip. After my repeated requests, he agreed to meet with me. After dinner and two drinks, I took him to many places that he had fantasized about countless times. It wasn't until he rushed me back to school that I told him that it was past time for the dormitory to have access control and I couldn't go back.

He wanted to open two rooms, but I said, I believe you and please believe me. So we lived together. He was so restrained that he didn't even take a shower. I took a shower and felt free to wear underwear and a bath towel. We watch TV together late until lights out, getting ready for some rest. After summoning up the courage many times, I went over to him and told him that I knew he had a girlfriend and that he was a good man, but only he was qualified to have my first time. I didn’t need him to feel guilty, no. I need him to be responsible and I just want to have my first time with him. He firmly rejected me and patted my head, telling me that it wasn't that he didn't want me, but loving someone is not about selfish possession, but to make her more complete and confident since we can't be together. Flying towards happiness. I cried, we stayed in the same bed like this until dawn, and we were in peace.

Because I went to the library every day to study English, I passed CET-4 and CET-6 in one go, and became the enviable academic leader of my roommates in this second-tier college.

I started to pay attention to finding a job, and I also found out that what my uncle said after graduation is a bachelor's degree, and the horizons in big cities are much wider than what I had in the past twenty years, and the learning opportunities, extracurricular The interest and job opportunities are not comparable to those in small cities. But uncle, he watched me grow up day by day as a girl, helped me, made me better, and gave me guidance. But I can't have him. This is a shortcoming that I can never let go of. But uncle, I love you and thank you. You have convinced me that there are so many good men in this world and I will find another one like you.

I have to answer this, because my neighbor’s daughter has been following a gangster uncle for five or six years. She has had several miscarriages. Now she can no longer conceive a child. After being kicked away, she is now staying at home all day long. He drank to relieve his sorrows, had nothing to do, and hooked up with the men in the village. His reputation was extremely bad. Let me briefly describe the process.

She dropped out of school at the age of fourteen and went out to work. When she went to Dongguan, she met a fellow from the next town by chance. And the cognition is not formed, or it is lack of love. Since I followed him, I gave it to that man for the first time. In the next few years, I posted photos of her and him in a chic way every day, or of driving and traveling alone with my best friends, or of living a drunken and luxurious life every day, which was so cool. In today's rural areas, the culture of laughing at the poor but not at prostitution has aroused the envy of many people.

The good times did not last long. Last year, the uncle was involved in a gangster incident and was arrested. The crackdown on gangsters and evil was probably about to be completed, so she was also responsible. She was imprisoned for a period of time and then released, with no financial resources. She has no skills. In the past few years, she just watched others play. She knew nothing. After she came out, she could only stay in her hometown in the countryside and hook up with male wrestlers from the neighboring village every day. It can only be said that she will be more miserable in her next life. Can she get good results by following the uncle?

She will probably have to pay for the mistakes she made when she was young. Therefore, young girls, take advantage of the time to improve yourself, and don’t think about relying on men. Only when you are strong can you be truly strong. powerful.

To be honest, I don’t like uncle very much.

I used to know an uncle who was still unmarried in his 30s. That day he made some excuse to ask for my WeChat account, and I gave it to him without much warning.

He chats with me every day, as if he is very free, and sends me messages all the time, telling me that he is not married yet. He talked about guitar, and then sent me several videos of him playing guitar every day. I must have been learning guitar at that time! Just praise him for his awesomeness, and then he keeps sending it. In the evening, he would hand out a large table of food and ask if he wanted to come over for a treat. I didn't agree and told him that I was busy. Of course, my parents didn't let me go out at night at that time. One day he asked me to take a selfie, but I didn’t give it to me at first, and then he kept pestering me to give it to him. Then I gave him a selfie with only my eyes visible, and the next day I looked at Moments. , I saw him posting my selfie on Moments. I immediately contacted him to delete it, and after he deleted it, I deleted and blocked him.

That summer

He would call me every day to urge me to study, and occasionally check my test papers.

The xiaolongbao he gave me were very expensive. If I ate two, I would repay him with 20 points from my grade. The power of love is indeed great. When the results came out three days later, he was as excited as a child on the phone.

He especially hoped that I would study hard. He would drive me to take exams and go to Mount Tai to pray for me. Tell me about success stories.

He is also very good at telling stories. He said that he would only be nice to two women in his life, one was his mother and the other was me. He also swore that there was no other woman outside but me.

I also thought about spending the rest of my life with this ruffian, divorced man with two sons and no money. I also thought about announcing him to the whole world. I also thought that this man who can’t pinyin but can write Wubi Thief 6 is good-looking, neat and well-dressed will grow old together. But time stayed in the early morning of December 23 that winter, and a woman answered my phone.

Many people like the uncle because he tells the truth. Only those little girls like handsome guys. Generally, women in their 30s like those who are older than themselves or even bigger.

Dealing with women relies on skills and routines, not good looks. I have seen too many experienced love lovers who are men with unattractive looks, but the handsome guys can’t get enough of them, because women think that handsome men are unreliable and will not date them. They would rather meet ordinary men who look honest and mature on the surface. Ordinary men or even rustic men think they have a sense of security, so they suffer the consequences and are deceived. . In fact, a person's appearance never reveals his inner qualities. Although some people are honest, stable and mature on the outside, they are scheming, evil-minded and philandering on the inside.

Some women also look very serious and honest, dressed in ordinary or even tacky clothes, but upon contact they become completely different and very open-minded. (Both men and women are the same. Handsome guys and beautiful women do not mean they are coquettish, and ordinary men and women do not mean they are serious,).

In today's society, the title uncle is actually more of a compliment.

Girls who like uncles actually yearn for the calmness of "uncle". Surprised, calm in dealing with things. If you know it, he will know it; if you don’t know it, he will know it. He has already walked the road you have walked before, and he has already walked the road you are going to take one step ahead of you.

How wonderful it would be to be with such an uncle.

With this fantasy in mind, my friend Miss L and his Mr. C are together.

Mr. C is the instructor of their school, but not L’s instructor. L is a student union cadre. He is usually cheerful and lively and is loved by the school leaders. Because he often works in the student union, she gradually gets to know C. .

C looks very elegant, wearing a suit and tie. He is not at all different from the childish and noisy boys on the university campus. He is very kind to everyone. If you have any questions, he will go to him. He never shied away from boredom. As an uncle-controller, L naturally fell in love with him. Mr. C usually lives in a community near the school. He has never seen any woman go to him or get close to him. A woman, L firmly believed that he was a single old man, so she got herself drunk at a dinner party, and successfully got into Mr. C's car when everyone was preparing to go home.

Then she confessed. This old man taught her very reservedly at first, asking her to look more at the man balabala outside...

Two weeks later, he was knocked down by L.

They naturally started an underground affair. After all, it was a teacher-student relationship. This matter was quite unacceptable no matter how you put it. They would kiss in his office, pretend to work as if nothing had happened, and hang out at his house during the holidays.

With the help of Mr. C, Ms. L also received many substantial awards. She is always indispensable in the scholarship excellence evaluation. It didn't take long for her to be discovered by someone who was interested. A classmate from the student union saw her computer screen while she was going to the toilet, and the chat dialog box just popped up: Will you come to my house today?

Fortunately, the relationship between this classmate and L was not bad. After discovering this shocking secret, he told a few better friends. Later, the incident spread in a small area. By then, Graduation is approaching and they have been together for almost two years.

Suddenly one day Mr. C told L that it was over and he said he had a wife.

It was a bolt from the blue. Although L had never asked him, she had been to his house so many times and slept with him so many times. She knew clearly that there was no trace of a woman in his house. She couldn't believe it. Mr. C said that he originally planned to divorce her, but now that she is pregnant, and their family status is the most suitable for them to be together, so he wants to return to the family. He said that he had not lied. She, when he was with her, he thought he and his wife were already over. Unexpectedly, at a family dinner two months ago, he drank too much and had a child.

L couldn't be with him anymore, so she slapped him and turned away.

After graduation, she never contacted him again.

When L told me about this matter, she had been working for three years. She was very calm. She said that in fact, they did not owe each other anything. Although she had been depressed for a long time because of this matter, she was very calm. She also got a lot of things from this man that others had to work hard to get, and she learned a lot of things that others could only learn after years of struggling in society. Even the fact of being a mistress was still a bit hard for her to let go of.

I went on a blind date with an uncle. He is 40 years old. He is well-maintained and looks like a young man in his twenties and thirties. He is 12 years older than me. He runs a company and is very rich. He has a villa and two commercial houses in Shenzhen. When we meet When he said, I am very satisfied with you, let’s date! Then we added each other on WeChat, and after chatting for a month, there was nothing more. He didn’t delete me, and I didn’t delete him.

Mom, I can’t make it up any more. I’ll leave it up to you.