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Confused, helpless and short-lived, I thought how much you loved me, but it was just a joke.
Second, there is no youth who is not old, and there is no lover who does not change his mind.
Third, leave my world with your bitch, and I'll make you shameless.
Fourth, be kind to the road idiot, because once he enters your heart, it is difficult to go out again.
You can always make my dream the most touching with good night every day.
6. Whether it's friendship or love, I believe you won't leave when you come. Go ahead. I'll pretend you never came.
Seven, you never know, I love you, I accompany you, I wait for you, support you, how tired,
I thought how much you loved me. Turns out it was just a joke.
Nine, a simple melody will always cause cheap memories.
10. I wish you * * * take the eternal flight and fly to the beautiful paradise.
Eleven, Ling Lu Ge Weibo is online. I saw him online for the first time since he came. I was so happy that my little sadness at school was cured at once.
The world is so big, no matter for love or friendship, how many predestinations have to be saved, so don't give up on each other easily.
13. Failure is success. Her stepmother didn't help her when she saw that her children always failed.
Sometimes, music is the only friend who accompanies me through those nights.
Fifteen, we often forward other people's comments, only feel that we are talking about ourselves.
I love you, it's better to be together, and I don't think you know you as well as I do.
Seventeen, I like you, maybe you will never know, but I have many childhood memories with you, and I am very satisfied.
Find my dream for you and give me countless joys and pleasures.
19. When you feel heartbroken and want to cry for a man or woman, then you just really love him, but you can never go back.
You always say you love me, but you never really feel sorry for me.
I can't see myself when I close my eyes, but you are still in my mind #
Twenty-two, two people should be familiar, love should be unfamiliar.
Don't you feel tired of loving you all day? Do you want to have a rest? I'll pour you a cup of tea. You can drink it and keep shouting Ang.
Twenty-four, the beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, and the ending is very sad, which is difficult to wake up.
If you love me halfway, don't blame me for pointing your nose and calling you a loser.
-Why do you talk so much nonsense when fighting? Just a kiss.
Twenty-six What about you? I may be insignificant, but? Me? Are you better than me? Soul? Important.
Twenty-seven, crazy boy, after you left, I realized that the world without you is dark.
Twenty-eight, life is short, fleeting, or it may become a farewell.
Twenty-nine, there is an experience called misery loves company, which will make two strangers finally come together.
As long as you love me till the end of the world?
Look at your face. It's like your parents weren't serious when they made you.
Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking you what's wrong.
Thirty-three, looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.
34. Experience is the process of growth.
35. What would you think of me if I didn't stand in front of you?
If a person really wants to see you, he can always find a way, and the whole world can't stop him. .
Thirty-seven, the heart is your own, why let others hurt.
Thirty-eight, I haven't answered you for a long time. It's stupid of you to reply in seconds.
Thirty-nine, I have lost my original stupidity! I admit that I have changed!
Forty, no matter how strong you are, you need shoulders to lean on.
Sad love: I thought you were my friend, but fortunately, I just "thought"
1, you forget me, but I miss you. What a ridiculous irony.
2, there is no destiny takes a hand's ending, only the process of not working hard enough.
Being single for a long time, even if you like someone, you will feel tired, and then you will choose not to like anyone.
4, people say that let nature take its course, in fact, it is not at all, but there is really no choice.
I want to know what you are doing and who you are with, but I lack an identity to ask you.
6. I will never be behind you again, and you don't have to look back.
7. I will cry at the movies, not because I was moved, but because I saw us at the beginning.
8. The fish is so pitiful that you can't close your eyes when you are sad.
I believe that one day, when I hear your name again, my heart will not tremble for you, and my steps will not stop for you.
10, every time I send you a message, you don't reply. I feel like an idiot.
1 1, you are a guest, but I am in love.
12, I thought you were my friend, but fortunately, I just "thought".
It turns out that you just borrowed it from me, but I mistakenly thought …
Don't be sad when you shouldn't be sad. I have good polysaccharide. Which one do you want? Give it all to you.
I want to be spoiled by you, not just today, but all my life.
I don't love anyone except you, and you are not allowed to love anyone except me.
The greatest happiness is the sense of ceremony you give yourself. No matter where you are, you are the most beautiful when you love yourself.
Finally, I wish everyone can accompany one person wholeheartedly, with three meals and four seasons for life.
In fact, it should not be these festivals that are severely hit. Even a dull day can show the flying of love. I hope that love can not only be integrated into Valentine's Day, but also into ordinary daily life.
At this time, when you see happy couples in the street, you will become happy ~ not abusive.
Buy yourself a chocolate bar, even if you don't have a lover, you should have a good time today.
Every day, I seem to live as an invincible woman. In fact, I also want to try the feeling of being spoiled.
Every woman will have a chance to be spoiled. When that person comes, you will become a little princess ~
My little ancestor must be pampered. I am very happy to see her smile.
The Spring Festival is a time for family reunion, and Tanabata is a time for lovers reunion. I hope that couples who are together now can spend the rest of the Spring Festival together in the future.
The heart is beautiful, and the world is naturally beautiful, especially on this happy day, I feel that the whole person is soaked in honey ~
Living in joys and sorrows, I don't know what I will meet, but I know the sunshine is so good. Don't disappoint today.
Life is like a play, and you will always have a different experience. Look, I'm not with you ~
Food that suits your appetite is not greasy, and your happiness is the happiest.
You love me in the heart of a foodie. I cook food with my heart. I will give it to you. You don't love me. I still make food with my heart to celebrate that I still love the distance between myself and you, which is out of reach.
The most anticipated happiness is to spend the rest of my life with you.
It is said that feelings need a sense of ceremony, and I will definitely choose a good posture to eat today.
You can stop eating and buying now, but you must continue to be cute.
The tears of Weaver Girl tell us to cherish the people around us ~
Narcissism is also an active lifestyle. Live well and wait for the right person to come ~
Don't measure your love by other people's circle of friends. There is only one holiday in a year, and it will always be good for you at other times.
Many times, the person you are with is the most unlikely person. Blessing ~
From the beginning to the end, I still spoil you like a little girl!
But how many men should know how to love someone in the right way? Just the opposite ~
No love is a natural couple, and everyone has to go through running-in to get the love that suits them best.
What is love that I can eat? Does it taste good? How to eat?
I seem to understand a truth, not that people around me have gone bad, but that we have never really understood it! Everything was just found too fast before, and suddenly slowed down, only to find that he was really different from before! Now I understand what uncle said, please stop loss in time!
Moreover, after three winters and four summers, I will have a little quarrel for a while, and then watch the plum blossoms when the snow disappears.
I thought you were the oxygen in my life, but that was just a farce.
First of all, we knew from the beginning that there would be an end.
Second, you only taught me how to cry, but you didn't teach me to forget so hard.
Third, don't crowd the world that can't be squeezed in, which hinders others' eyes and tires your heart.
Fourth, the real generosity to the future is to give everything to the present.
I tell myself to be strong, but I can't help crying every time.
Six, the mood is extremely irritable, I hope it rains and washes away all my troubles.
Seven, in this tangled secular world, learning to treat everything around you with a normal heart is also a realm.
If you want to leave, please never come back.
There are many impossibilities in the world, but don't jump to conclusions before you try your best.
When I am a kite, you can either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.
When we hit a wall everywhere in the dark, we should have the ability to turn tears into knowledge. Only in this way can we distinguish talents.
On the way home, the street lamp broke down several times. Without a lamp, I can't see the road clearly, but I see the lonely shadow without the right to speak.
Thirteen, how to pick a nuclear tired, want a sense of security and out of reach. Want technetium forever, so vague, open your eyes and say technetium or dazzling technetium loneliness, can only be unable to move.
14. Prosperity dissipates. It's better to turn around and let go than to cry sadly.
Fifteen, we are still chess pieces on the chessboard of fate, just playing different roles and positions.
Sixteen, people live, that is, to live better than yesterday, and then better; Love is happier and happier than yesterday.
Seventeen, flowers on the other side, flowers without leaves, leaves without flowers, miss each other but can not meet.
The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the hardest thing is to know each other, the hardest thing is to wait, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is to miss it.
If the whole world were happy, there would be no such thing as breaking up.
I thought you were the oxygen in my life, but it turned out to be a farce.
Twenty-one, taking the initiative for a long time will be very tired, and caring for a long time will collapse.
Twenty-two, if the memory does not speak, will the fleeting time bloom?
Twenty-three, forget a person, not stop thinking, but occasionally think about it, but there is no wave in my heart. True forgetfulness requires no effort.
24. Think about our past. In fact, we all regret it and still love each other. Only when you choose to show weakness, I put on a mask and refused to step down. When I choose to show weakness, you also refuse to step down. So, there is my "impossible" and your cold "what do you want to say to me? Say it. In this way, we are so stubborn with each other that we are tired of each other, so we miss each other and happiness.
Twenty-five, there are several people I really admire, one can control his body shape, one can go to bed on time, one can get up when he talks, and one can forget when he forgets.
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