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Who can tell a joke or two? Thanks...
1. I have a buddy who practices sports. One day I used a travel bag to carry two 60kg dumbbells to the sports school. I encountered two bag thieves on motorcycles, and they reached out and snatched my buddy's bag. Then the motorcycle overturned...
2. While waiting for the subway, a guy ran towards Pol.ice excitedly. I wondered if he had picked up his wallet.
He ran to Pol.ice and said excitedly: "Brother Pol.ice, I just bought a bottle of green tea from the vending machine. I won another bottle. Where can I redeem my prize?"
3. “Recently, there is always a man leaving messages and commenting on his mood in your space.”
“Then what?”
“I don’t think he is I like you for something."
"What about you?"
"You are my best friend, I am afraid that you will be cheated."
"...Oh."
4. Just now, I received a text message: "Transfer money to XX account, Wang XX".
Remembering the methods used to deceive scammers online, I replied, "Should I send you 1 million in one call, or in two installments?"
I went back and immediately received a reply: "You successfully customized ××, monthly subscription is 30 yuan.”
5. I just saw a classmate asking for help on Weibo and roared: Please help me find out what to do if my hand is stuck with 502! ! !
My middle finger and thumb are stuck together. I am now Guanyin! ! !
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