There is an urgent need for a funny drama for college students, with about ten people. The funnier the better, there can be a love drama.

Student: (grinding around in the dormitory like a donkey)

Tomorrow is New Year's Day,

I walked around the room,

Others are happy,

I'm still a bachelor ... woman! Why do you keep hurting me? Tragic!

Flower girl: (takes the card to the stage)

The next century will surely become the Internet era,

Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling spread quickly.

Someone ordered a rose online,

I'll deliver the last takeaway before the new year,

No.250, dormitory building SB, this is it, that's right! Work! You will be "laid off" after this delivery! Poor yo!

College students: (open the door)

The doorbell keeps ringing, coming! Coming! What's your name?

Rose must have arrived on time, ouch! Ouch! Yes

College student: Huh? Why do you look familiar?

Flower girl: Huh? Why do you feel hot eyes?

College student: Oh, my God, I read it online! Old acquaintance!

Flower girl: Yes, the online chat is very speculative, secretly … secretly treating you as an online lover!

College students: (surprise)

MM on the internet is really amazing,

Say something shy without thinking,

I'm jumping in my heart,

Suddenly I feel that life is so beautiful!

Flower girl: (sighs)

Alas! Alas! Alas!

College student: What's the matter? Why do you sigh?

Flower girl: (painfully)

Life can really play tricks on people,

Who are you buying roses for?

I looked up and saw God!

You look like an alien!

College student: (looking at the flower girl in surprise! Feel it)

Hanging out on the internet all day,

Life is too monotonous,

Suddenly want to mix cocktails,

This rose is an ingredient,

Uh-huh, mainly because life is too depressing! Adjust yourself! Adjust each top now like an "alien"! Life! Depressed! Boring!

Flower girl: What are you depressed about? You must learn to have fun ... even if you are depressed, it's not your turn! Guess what?

College student: What is more depressing than me in this big festival?

Flower girl: Too many!

Luoyang leaders stay idle, and people call him a big jerk.

Clinton is now in debt of millions;

Football players go to pick up girls, not to the point!

College student: No, those guys who play football go to get a room to pick up girls. It is these football-watching guys who are depressed ... some people care, but no one cares! ?

Flower girl: What, you also like watching football? Your image in my heart is suddenly tall ... you are a real man ... but! Football is in China! When will it come out?

College student: (How can you praise others so much ...)

After what she said,

Feel the need to be arrogant,

Since everyone has a good impression of me,

Knock her down with sweet words,

I said, sister,

If Li Guyi dares to expose the leadership, I will dare to stand up and blow up the bunker;

It seems that it's no big deal to be a county magistrate when a cow runs to the rural area of Mengcheng.

This rose is from you,

I overcame all difficulties and made a list in my mind by offering flowers to the Buddha!

Flower girl: What, are you happy? Not depressed ...

College student: Today will be my most unforgettable day. ...

Flower girl: OK, pay the money and send a rose. 40 yuan will chat with you, 2 10 yuan. ...

College student: chat with me? Why is it so high?

Flower girl: I really don't know. 2 10 is 2 10. What is the reason? Didn't I hear that it doesn't matter? Okay, one * * * 250, just right. Continue to be depressed in vain!

College students: (pain)

I will never forget this day.

I swear I'll never find anyone again!

Woman! Why do you keep hurting me?

Am I a fire around you? I hate you!

(End)