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A "Crack" composition material
I have a warm home. My father and mother make up this warm family. However, sometimes there are some "cracks" in this warm home. The one that impressed me the most was that time.
That day, it was Friday, I jumped home and saw my mother sitting in the living room and my father sitting in the room, no one paying attention to the other. I could tell from their expressions that dad must have offended mom, and mom ignored dad when she got angry. The atmosphere at home was cast in shadow.
So, I took out the joke book and read it loudly, but it was of no use to them; I also imitated the toad and jumped up and down on the ground, but it was indifferent to them. I tried my best, but they remained calm. I really had no choice. It was already past 11 o'clock. I fell weakly on the bed and wanted to rest for a while, but I fell asleep without knowing it...
Suddenly, there was a sound in my ears. There was a burst of laughter, and when I opened my eyes, I saw my parents laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight. Mom laughed as she talked: "You are so young and your snoring is so loud, why do you sound like a pig?" "Yes, yes!" Dad also supported. "You inherited it." I glared at my father fiercely.
"By the way, the conflict is resolved!" I shouted unconsciously. Although they laughed at me, I was still very happy.
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