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The most popular funny copywriting in WeChat Moments in 2021
1. Later, I finally understood through tears that once some people gain weight, they cannot lose weight.
2. A real warrior dares to face the balance on his bank card and the number on the scale.
3. I hate this face-based world that makes me wonder who really loves me.
4. Eason Chan's "Ten Years" sings the heart of a fat man: he wants to lose weight, but sheds tears at the same time.
5. Give a bad review to my future mother-in-law. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received it yet.
6. As a girl, what you absolutely can’t stand is that your stomach trembles more than your chest when running.
7. There are two books in the world. Other people's lives are "biographies", and my life is "jokes".
8. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend some good boyfriends. Thank you.
9. The advantage of having a flat chest is that if you encounter a blind person at night, you can lift up your clothes and say to him: Hey, brother, we are one of our own! 10. I really envy those who were born in the Year of the Dog. They can live their natal years in their 20s continuously. If they are lucky, they can live a lifetime!
11. The salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week.
12. Everyone says I have a bad temper. Just kidding, no matter how good-looking or good-tempered you are, that's fine.
13. It is said that children are the pearls left in the world, and mothers are the angels sent by God to protect their children. And I am the top dropped by God, and my mother is the devil who likes to play tops.
14. True love means that he can look past thousands of beauties with big breasts and long legs and see you at a glance, rough, wild and without any connotation.
15. During the Spring Festival, the status of singles in the family is the same as that of concubines in the harem who are unable to give birth to a prince. Some people are worried about you, some people give you advice, and some people give you advice. Roll your eyes, someone is laughing at you.
16. Friends always advise you, don’t stay at home all the time, you will not be able to find a partner. This is really ridiculous. Do you think you can find it just by going out to play?
17. Top students show off their grades. Goddess show off selfies, tycoons show off their wealth, and models show off their figures. I just want to bask in the sun, even if it rains every day!
18. I want to go out for a walk. After all, keeping such a good face at home is a great loss to society.
Nineteen. An impulsive girl like me should be given a good amount of money to let me calm down.
20. I raised a fish and it died. I didn’t want to bury it, I wanted to cremate it. Who knew this thing would get better and better as it was roasted, so I bought a bottle of beer!
Twenty-one. Today's young people have three things that they cannot touch: chasing stars, staying up late, and glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more you will feel that being single is really interesting.
Twenty-two. The teacher said to me earnestly: It was you who changed my religious beliefs. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really saw a ghost.
Twenty-three. Some people eat as much as they can when they are unhappy. I am different. I eat as much as I can whether I am happy or not.
Twenty-four. I suddenly felt that giving a like was a cold and diplomatic way, and told the other person calmly that I had read it.
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