Ultra-short English jokes with translation

snorer

A sleepy person

The preacher was angry because one of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.

The priest was very angry because someone always dozed off during his sermon.

One Sunday, when the man sitting in the front row snored, the priest decided to teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So he asked the congregation in a low voice. "Everyone who wants to go to heaven, please stand up." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "please sit down", the priest shouted: "All those who want to be with the devil, please stand up."

One Sunday, just as the man sitting in the front row was dozing off again, the priest decided to educate him well and let him not sleep during the sermon. So he whispered to his followers, "Anyone who wants to go to heaven, please stand up." Everyone stood up-except the one who dozed off, of course. After whispering please sit down, the priest shouted, "Please stand up if you want to go to hell!" " "

The sleepy man was awakened. He jumped up and saw the priest standing on the pulpit. He said angrily, "Well, sir, I don't know what we are going to vote on, but it seems that only you and I can vote."

The bulldozer was awakened by this sudden cry and stood up. Seeing the priest standing high on the altar, he looked at him angrily. Oh, sir, I don't know what we are choosing, but it seems that only you and I are candidates.

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