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It is a cold, funny and humorous sentence.

Humorous sentences in cold weather are as follows:

1, it's cold, someone with a conscience will send me a big bear.

It's so cold that I can't move my fingers.

3, the weather is really fast, the north wind blows quietly, take a coat when going out, cover the quilt when sleeping, eat more fruits and vegetables, don't forget to supplement calcium and maintain a good attitude. This is my love for you. I wish you happiness.

4, cold weather causes disease, and chilling is fatal. Both can prolong life indefinitely.

I don't know how to add clothes when it's cold. No wonder I caught a cold, idiot.

6. Cold and unreal, she always appears in my illusion.

7. It's cold enough to turn off the laptop automatically.

8. It's as cold as when my girlfriend dumped me yesterday.

It's so cold that even ants don't bother to climb.

10, the weather is so cold, I regret forgiving my ex-boyfriend.