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A joke about neighbors watering flowers.

I have only heard of smoking addiction and alcohol addiction before, but I have never heard of "flower addiction", but people who are addicted to flowers are real. For some people who like to grow flowers, their love for flowers has reached a "crazy" level. They want to buy flowers around them, and they don't want to throw away all the food they eat, but they are all used to grow flowers. Doesn't that sound a little scary? I used to be a colleague of mine. The first time I met her, I only knew that her family planted many flowers. Basically, all the flowers I can see belong to her family. Because I also like flowers, I gradually became good girlfriends with her. After getting to know her, I found that her love for flowers is completely incomparable to me. The most obvious thing is that she has the following symptoms of "poisoning".

For example, we basically choose some beautiful flowers that we like, but she is not like this at all. Whether you are shopping or playing, as long as you see flowers that you don't have at home, you will buy them home for maintenance. I can't name some flowers, but she keeps them well and the flowers are particularly bright. Common peaches, eggs, bougainvillea, sunflowers, Chinese rose flowers and so on are planted all over the yard. Even though there were so many flowers, she didn't stop. From time to time, she will buy a bunch of flowers from the flower market to go home. She often buys some plants online to grow. Most of her monthly salary is spent on flowers.

Girls like to eat some snacks and fruits. Most people throw the peel into the dustbin after eating, but she doesn't want to throw it. These "rubbish" became flowers in her hands. Like orange peel, banana peel, etc. Are used for soaking in water for fermentation, and then used for watering flowers after fermentation. The watered flowers grow vigorously and bloom brilliantly. She said that there are a lot of trace elements in the fermented water of these peels, which can promote the growth and flowering of flowers, and there is no need to spend money on liquid fertilizer to raise flowers. She sounds like a person who knows flowers very well.

Every time I go out shopping with her, I feel ashamed, because whenever I see bottles and cans on the road, she likes to pick them up and ask her what to do with them. Her answer was not surprising at all. She said to take them home to plant flowers. Just plant flowers and buy some flowerpots. She said it was unnecessary. These bottles and jars can grow flowers well and make roots grow well and strong. Usually after drinking the mineral water bottle, she will cut it from the middle and put some fresh water in it, but after her "tossing", it looks good.

Others will go shopping or travel when they have nothing to do, but she can be very good. Whenever she has time, she will walk around her flowers, either watering them, fertilizing them or pruning them with scissors, as if they were her life. But then again, the flowers she keeps seem to have never been sick. The leaves are always green and shiny, and the flowers bloom one after another. She is an expert in flower cultivation.