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Find the content of the most novel Gale in 2008+0 1.

Gail/Zoic

A [it doesn't collapse in summer. ]

1.

The rainstorm never seems to stop. As soon as the thunder rang, it began to rain.

This summer, I got wet by the rain.

2.

Because of the heavy rain, everyone was too lazy to leave the teaching building, so the classroom before the evening self-study was crowded. There are all kinds of messy watermarks on the floor, which can vaguely identify the size and concave-convex patterns of shoes. Everyone seems to be in a impetuous mood, walking around and making noise.

Chen Mian sits in my front row. He straightened up, leaned back slightly, leaned against my desk hesitantly and talked to me. It's funny to pretend to be casual. After hearing the sound, I curled my lips and buried my head to continue my "decisive bombing" mobile game. Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, he slowly pulled away from my desk in embarrassment, and soon there was a voice reciting English texts in a low voice from the front row.

He said, I heard that the typhoon is going to land again.

3.

I still feel embarrassed when I think of yesterday's confession.

After the break, people on the playground crowded into their teaching building, which was spectacular.

At the stairs, I saw Chen Mian a few steps ahead. I tried my best to stretch my head, and through the gap of the crowd, I found him walking on the left side of a weak man D in the class-a mysterious phenomenon that I discovered just two months as a transfer student.

This makes my idea a little complicated.

I like Chen Mian, which is nothing to admit, although only I know it. But what should I do if they are performing a scene from Shen Mei's novel?

-I want to rob a man with a man.

The more I think about it, the more serious the situation is, so I immediately gave myself the bounden task of "bringing beautiful Chen Mian back to the right track and never letting it fall into the peak-to-peak goal".

I always move faster than my brain. I grabbed Chen's arm the moment he stepped into the classroom door and dragged him to the toilet door at the end of the corridor on this floor. His face was written with confusion and his eyes with amazement, and I suddenly realized that I had not organized my language at all. This is really abrupt. I can only stand in front of him awkwardly and say, "Well, ah, this, yes, that's right, no, uh …", and then I quickly raised my hand and scratched my head.

There are still students passing by in twos and threes, curiously looking at the men and women opposite the toilet door.

"Don't you think D is wonderful? ! "After dividing modal particles many times, I finally made a complete sentence.

"What?" He continued to be puzzled.

"... I don't feel good about him. So thin, when you talk, your mouth is like Bao jiaozi. Walking is not good-looking, never talking, no sense of existence ... You have no vision ... "I have always said that I dare not look up, so I can only see his chin and neck.

"What the hell are you talking about?" He said angrily and humorously, "Do you think D and I ..."

"Thank you! If you say so, it's definitely not! Goodbye! " I am relieved and want to turn away from this embarrassing atmosphere.

"Wait!" He raised his voice. "Why do you think so?"

"This ..."

"Miss Zhuang, why do you think so?"

"All right. Then tell me why that guy likes to walk in the left rear of D after every morning exercise, and he still insists on it so tightly? " When I said this, I also tried my best to suppress the churning stomach acid.

"... you can also find this. Hehe, but I don't know. "

Shocked! I thought that since he asked, he would tell me generously. I can't believe you have to hide this. There must be something wrong!

"Yes, forgive me!" When an off-campus boy who knew Chen Mian very well passed by, he patted him on the shoulder, gave me a meaningful look and looked at him again, and then left with a large group of frolicking and shoving boys.

I am mobilizing all the language cells in my brain to prepare for an "exploration war". The sudden appearance of this boy made me almost choke on saliva in an instant.

It's like I'm telling Chen.

But ..... the boy was blocked by the girl at the door of the toilet, and the girl was incoherent with her head down, and stood face to face with the boy with a red face-everyone would imagine that it was a scene of confession!

I like him anyway. Anyway, everyone will think that I am telling him. Why don't you ......

"I was thinking, if you and D are really underground lovers ..." I smacked my lips.

"ah? What a mess ... "

"... let me be your concubine. "

4.

The location of confession is at the door of the toilet.

Confession time is the most crowded time in the corridor, and it is fun to come and go between classes.

There is no wonderful romantic atmosphere in the atmosphere of confession (there must be no smell of toilet in retrospect).

Confession is also mindless, without any clever design and elaborate nonsense.

So, of course, the result is rejection.

The reason why I was rejected was "... Oh, but I have a girl I like".

Very good, very powerful. All the cliches of campus novels are gorgeously staged on me, and I also play the most vulnerable role in the triangle.

The girl he likes is actually Qiao Man, a talented girl in the art class of this grade-sweet and touching, with a unique temperament, much like YUAOI in Honey and Four-leaf clover. I can't help myself at the thought of Yuu Aoi's charming smile, let alone being a real man.

I deliberately waited until someone was free before leaving the teaching building. A person pushes a bicycle and walks on the road of self-study in the evening. The light of fear makes the street very gentle, and the leaves, the last bus, the convenience store across the street and the flashing commercial signs overhead are all covered with warm colors. The so-called "dark night breaks my heart", at least let this deity try it once and for all, and it is rare that I can blend into the melancholy mood.

I am desperately remembering how to rank the words "cold and clear", "sad", "miserable" and "sad". Chen is not beside me, riding a bicycle to slow down. When I turned to look, he had already come down.

I swore I wouldn't take the initiative to speak, so I lowered my head and continued to push the cart.

Damn it, he hasn't been born yet, pushing a car and walking side by side with me.

I couldn't stand the long journey, so I turned to glare: "Do you want to go romantic together in the middle of the night?" ! "

He remained silent. I sat on the bike very hard, leaving a sentence "I'm sorry!" " "He rushed out like a string. Then he really kept up with my speed.

"Slow down, I told you to slow down, don't be like the Flying Tigers." He turned around and said while controlling the speed direction.

I can't listen to his nonsense. The cat bent down to try to pass him and vowed to give her life for her feet.

"Hello." He hesitated.

"Why!" I'm still staring ahead, trying to speed up.

"Don't you think we are better friends than any other relationship?"

"Don't think so!"

"In fact, you are not too sad, are you?"

"Bullshit!"

"Don't do this."

"How?"

"Shall we continue to be friends?"

"I can't hear you clearly!"

"I like you very much. Continue to be friends. "

"......"

"Shall I say it a third time?"

"... accurate! "

The howling wind seemed to pour into my ears from my eyes, and I was blind and deaf in an instant.

[There is a shadow of silence. ]

1.

Liking Chen Mian is actually an unplanned thing. Because after carefully scanning the faces of every male creature in this class, the first target is the beautiful teenager F. Chen Mian, which is not bad at best.

But I soon found that F's popularity was too high for me in the huge fan base. Men also like to rely on their handsome faces, big enough to slap themselves. In terms of magnification, it is "the products are extremely poor"! If you are infatuated with him, you will never succeed.

At this time, the head teacher, who happened to be an English teacher, thought that I had a headache in English and would definitely fall behind, so he appointed Chen Mian, the representative of English class, to tutor me.

He is sitting in front of me as he is now. When the teacher assigned him a task, he stood up and said modestly, "Yes, no problem" and sat down. He never looked back at me like other students, and he saved me from embarrassment.

After class, he handed me the paper with his QQ written on it and said, remember to add me when you go home.

Later, when I got online, I politely quipped as soon as I got up: "Chen's adult, then I will entrust Zhuang Xiaoyu to you ~"

"ZhuangXiaoYu, you are just transferred to the students. Maybe you can't keep up with your study, but it doesn't matter. I will help you. " He completely ignored my enthusiasm.

"You see, do you want to expose our English teacher's abnormal condition first? I know that every English teacher will have it, and I can think of countermeasures in the future ~ "

I don't know. Let's first learn the content of the non-restrictive attributive clause in today's class. You turn on the pronunciation later, I'll explain the grammar rules to you, and then I'll send you a set of targeted questions and teach me to correct them after you finish. "

"... oh. "I was poured cold water from head to toe.

After that, I was squeezed by this "pioneer of men in the workplace" every day.

Without reading a bunch of cartoons, I flipped through English textbooks on the computer and asked academic questions about grammar to people on the voice side.

I yawned in the middle of the night. I want to carefully read the correction and correction of the homework he gave me before, and then finish the test questions of the day before sending them. So back and forth.

A month later, my grades miraculously exceeded the class average. Then, miraculously, the more I look at Chen Mian, the more pleasing to the eye.

Actually, Chen Mian has a nice nose and good lips.

Charming personality. Introverted and gentle. Do things carefully and methodically. Only "excellent grades are taught by the class teacher" can make all boys pale. Ha ha.

You have a faint scent.

When you walk, you will lean forward slightly and your back will bend a little. Very thin and tall, only a thin piece on the side.

He's a bad guy. Never understand the rejection of other people's demands on him, and desperately force yourself to complete it to satisfy each other. I don't know if tutoring counts. =)

2.

Chen Mian said, I quite like you.

I like you very much.

I, uh, like you.

I turned this sentence over and over in my mind for thousands of times. Describe his tone and manner when he said this, and guess his psychological state. The more I think about it, the more flattered I am, as if the protagonist of the "confession rejection incident" is not me, as if I am not the person who was depressed to the top the day before yesterday or even the day before yesterday.

That is, the history teacher came up to me, coughed hard and said, "Let you read this chapter first, not give you time to wander off." Chen Mian looked back at me, then at the books on my desk and whispered, "Turn over a page."

I curled my lips and turned over a page, which was about the contents of the American Declaration of Independence.

To cover up my embarrassment, I solemnly read aloud: "... Jefferson pointed out in his declaration that all men are created equal, and the creator endowed them with certain inalienable rights, including life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

..... including the right to pursue happiness? !

I can't believe Jefferson realized this so early.

I turned my head and looked at my deskmate. She looked at me inexplicably and said, "What?"

I said excitedly, "Jefferson said that happiness depends on oneself." So ... nothing, you keep watching. "My deskmate patted me on the head angrily and continued reading.

therefore ...

So of course I can't just give up. Besides, Chen said he liked me. Wow, haha.

So I will give myself strength.

3.

Hey, let the music witch sing for you. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, English and French. Seeing that your MP3 player is full of Jay Chou and Nicholas Tse is simply tasteless.

-... good.

Let's go to the library after school. I found a book in an unknown corner. Well done!

-All right.

-Avoid the temple! Why are you scratching your hair so anxiously? ! Is it because the title of this composition is too difficult to write? Come on, let my sister help you ~

-That's not good.

-No problem!

I make friends with him diligently and openly all day, and my ass is like a little maid.

Of course, hard work pays off. When one day I found that Chen Mian could freely discuss with me how tamas wells didn't make any breakthrough, almost all the songs were in the same tune; When he can't write a composition, he will throw it to me shamelessly; When he kept a polite distance from all the girls, he pushed my head hard; When all the events unanimously showed that I was more and more present around him, I thought I was at dawn.

4.

One day, Chen Mian came back from the bookstore and walked in the street. He and I are interested in criticizing the basketball clothes worn by the boys who walk in front.

"Hey ... it's obviously a Celtic uniform. What does it mean to print' James' on the back "

"Yes, it's terrible."

"This is the shame of basketball! Think wearing a basketball suit will make you hot and young? It's just ... didn't anyone point out this low-level mistake to him Why don't I go up and talk to him? "

"Line line, look at the car ..." Chen free remind me with a smile.

Then when we looked up, we saw Joman, a girl who looks like Aoi sora. Her hair is tied up and her skin looks fresh and tender. There is a big bag made of cotton and linen with a rolled white drawing paper in his hand. Look in all directions and cross the road carefully, and the traffic is shuttling back and forth around her.

Chen Ziyou's expression became tense in an instant.

"ah! The goddess in your life has appeared! " I drank it in deliberate surprise.

Chen Mian smiled and said, "Don't be disgusting." But she didn't look back until she crossed the road safely.

"Your goddess is two generations of love style today." Although I silently think that woman is really stylish, I don't want to admit it until I die.

"... let's go. "He turned his head and strode forward.

"She is so white ~" I quickly followed.

"... yeah. "

"She is so beautiful ~" I continued.

"……"

"So don't count on her, forget me!" I said, without blinking an eye.

"That won't do."

"Why not ~ You'd better make it clear to the younger one ~?" I am firm.

"Let Grandpa think about it." He said with a mock seriousness.

"Yes! Thank you, Long En! " I jumped for joy.

"Hehe." After a few steps, he added uneasily, "Just kidding. Don't take it seriously. "

I left my pie mouth rather discontentedly.

5.

I went to the school supermarket to buy food with my deskmate, and I saw Joe Man on the way.

She walked in front of us in a water-green floral skirt, with a retro national style. Hair spreads like seaweed. Holding a huge textbook unique to art class in both hands. Not harmonious, so it looks small.

"Really think you are Yuu Aoi? ! "I squinted at her.

"What are you whispering about?" My deskmate looked at her doubtfully along my line of sight.

"You, go and hit her." I raised my eyebrows and pointed to my deskmate.

"ha! Chen Mian will kill me. " The deskmate said with a smile.

"What? ! "I'm surprised. Why does everyone know that he likes her? ! I thought it was so hard for me to keep my mouth shut because Chen Mian only told me one person's secret.

"Oh. Maybe you are a transfer student, so you don't know. They are childhood friends, and they both like each other very much, but for some reason they just don't stay together. Fortunately, you have a good relationship with him. I thought he told you. "

My mind went blank in an instant.

He never mentioned Joman in front of me.

So, let me think it's just a campus version of unrequited love, thinking that such feelings must be very weak.

Considering that the relationship is limited to alumni who have little contact with different classes, I feel confident that I, the person who has been with me, can surpass it.

Thought a fool would be found.

C.[ If you don't mind, I'll take a break]

1.

"Silly girl, why are you always listless recently?" Chen gave me a free exercise book and patted me on the forehead with it.

I ignored it, grabbed my exercise book and continued to sleep on my stomach.

"I said I met my classmate," Chen said, dragging the stool to my desk and sat down solemnly. "It's terrible that you stop. Return to normal as soon as possible. "

I continue to ignore, turn my head to the other side and continue to sleep.

"... what's the matter? Don't be in a bad mood "He lowered his voice and became gentle.

No, no, go to hell. Don't do this ... I call myself worthless in my heart and order myself to hold on.

"... I'm hungry! "I suddenly straightened up and looked out of the window. "I haven't had enough to eat recently."

"... what is this? "When I suddenly appeared, he was confused.

"My parents went to travel and came back a week later. I am a terrible cook, and I am too lazy to go out to eat. "

"That's it?"

"Of course!" I stared at him for fear that he would see something.

"Then I'll go to your house to do it for you after school."

"..." I didn't expect him to be like this.

"Then give me a smile now." His mouth rose into a big arc, learning my usual ruffian accent.

"..." I feel that I have led this kind boy astray. "Please respect yourself! Little girls don't sell themselves! "

He grinned and leaned down and patted me on the head. I frowned and tried not to avoid it.

2.

How to describe such a boy?

I insist on not wearing an apron for fear of affecting my image.

While staring at the dishes in the pot with rapt attention, I put some seasonings that should be added.

Occasionally turn your head and say, "Remember, this needs a small fire."

When I screamed when the oil droplets in the pot splashed on my arm, I calmly turned on the tap, grabbed my arm and pressed it. There was no criticism or warning, but I quickly found the ointment and rubbed it carefully for me.

Everything is meticulous and serious, and no one looks at it.

When I am particularly embarrassed by my words, I will roll my eyes and stare at me childishly. But most of the time, laugh it off.

After watching Braveheart together, compare it with me in a lower voice to see who made "Freedom-"more practical.

For a long time, I learned from my classmates that the boy who I misunderstood had an affair with him had an operation on his left arm, and it would continue to hurt when touched. Then, when the crowd is surging, it is easy to understand that you should stay close to the boy's left and silently keep it from him to take care of his self-esteem.

Kicked out and told not to go in again, I stood at the kitchen door and watched him busy, with a sour nose.

If I like you, you like me. Isn't that great?

3.

It's evening after dinner, and night is coming. He wants to go home, and I insist on sending him to the platform.

Through a primary school campus.

School is over long ago, and the campus is empty.

During the day, after the rainstorm stops, the air is moist and cool. The cement road is wet, and there are irregular puddles everywhere. Occasionally, the leaves fall on the water and make a spin, so I stomp into the bottom. The flower beds on both sides of the road are well opened. After being washed by rain, they are beautiful and bright. Red Rayna Sue, big flowers and small flowers are compact. A large number of dragonflies fly low over their heads.

Walking on the road, I began to hum a song unconsciously.

"Why not stay with Joman?" I stopped and suddenly asked.

"... why do you suddenly ask this? "He turned to look at me.

"You won't and won't tell me about such a strong relationship." I pretended as if nothing had happened.

"No, there's nothing to say."

"That is?" I am serious.

"Her father and my father have been friends for many years. When we were in junior high school, they had conflicts, so they were not allowed to associate with their children. " He said quietly.

"So you're really obedient and leave without coming?"

"Ha, no .. I will send text messages every night. I made an appointment to test Beijing together. "

"... do you like it? "

"hmm."

Afraid of tears, I quickly turned around and pinched the rough bark of an old tree in front of me with my fingers. But tears fell down unwillingly.

"Come on ..." Chen whispered comfort from behind me.

I wiped a handful of tears at random, turned and looked into his eyes and said:

"Wretched, you have moral problems, you know? ! "

"Don't think that girls all over the world like you, you can prove that you are attractive!"

"Know the seriousness of the problem? I have the face to see who ah, this is equal to the second advertisement was rejected ... "

"easy virtue male! I know I like you, and I know that I have a girl who is so kind to me and wants to seduce me. What do you mean? "

"Because ... you are very important." He lowered his head and didn't know where to put it. When I first met him, I was flustered and embarrassed because I didn't know how to solve the current problem.

I was speechless for a moment, and tears poured out like a burst of water.

"Because you are important." He paused, raised his head and repeated it carefully.

"Get out." After silence, I kicked his calf and turned and ran home.

I feel that the letter has been successfully looted, with great momentum and ferocity.

Like a strong wind.

4.

Look, if I call my boyfriend, I don't have to be where I can reach out and I don't have to be with me all the time. But don't be stingy to say "I like you", occasionally take me out by the hand and tell me clearly that I am his strong woman.

Although, not you.

I think there will be such a person who will accompany me to watch the scenery quietly, accompany me with white hair, and shake my chair in the sun and die in the yard.

Obviously, it can't be you.

A strong wind passed, and it passed. No matter how crazy you are, you won't shave all the time.

Although there will be ruins and chaos after the gale.