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I heard that some things in the animation industry are not heard. Can you tell me?

In fact, I want to say ... what the landlord said should be almost public. Many people know ... there are many such things in the questions raised by the landlord. I don't know what kind of questions are even difficult to answer ... Can you just say a few?

Are you talking about the "obscene door" incident in Yui Horie ... I almost forgot to mention it. ..

Then I said (in fact, CV Dafa ...) that Osamu Tezuka, who was admired by thousands of people, played two roles at the same time, which was touching. What is even more touching is the cooperation of some people, such as the editor who invited Osamu Tezuka for a manuscript. Every time he came to the hospital pretending to be a patient, the two men quietly exchanged manuscripts and seriously consulted (are you spies? ...); When he is busy to a certain extent, Osamu Tezuka will ask the nurse to help him clean the pencil line or act as a model. Because he was afraid of being discovered, he mostly locked the door and did it in his room. As a result, the shameful scandal of "Osamu Tezuka often met nurses" spread in the hospital ... This guerrilla life continued until Osamu Tezuka officially gave up practicing medicine. It was later written into his autobiography "Paper Castle".

The Big Dipper Boxing is a classic of Iron Man. While worshipping, many readers wonder whether the author Tetsuo Hara also has a strong character. Tell everyone responsibly here: Yes! It is said that the former teacher used too many eyes because of hard work, and he could only use one eye when painting (this is the so-called turning a blind eye ...), but the standard has not dropped! How can such lofty sentiments be epic! He also said that the former teacher received a pirate eye mask as a gift for her birthday. In addition to lamenting his good popularity, he also misses the sense of humor of OTL readers. ...

Kazuo Umezu, the author of thriller comics such as The Wandering Classroom and The Age of 14, 1995 closed the pen. One reason is that he has been writing for a long time, and the other reason is that he is ashamed of being taught by a newcomer that he can't even draw his own hands clearly, so he stopped writing in a fit of pique! I wonder if the editor was later stolen by Mr. Tu's fans. ...

Cold jokes are all "losses! Ye Zhongying, the author of Kroma Imperial College, has been criticized for "imitating" because his painting style has the shadow of Ryoichi Ikegami (imagine what it is like for a group of high school students with rogue faces to play with treasures ... personally, it is 10,000 times more terrible than fighting). But I don't care about Ikebukuro. I just heard that some readers took Ikebukuro's works and signed for Nakano. I wonder if teacher Ikebukuro will be embarrassed. ...

"Kui! Shimoshita Aki, the author of Boys' School, wrote a well-known fictional publishing house, Min Xue, which was once sought after by enthusiastic readers because of its serious description. The response in the palace was "I am very capable of making up lies" (you are a bad guy who tramples on readers' self-esteem). There are often some "experts" in his works to explain martial arts, and the shapes of those experts are mostly taken after the photos in the newspaper have been changed in the palace. It's only a matter of time before this man is accused of violating portrait rights. ...

Debut power! How many people do it for the stars and the sea?

Toriyama Akira, the author of Dragon Ball, is an office worker and wants to be a cartoonist, because the company is too far away ("because it is near") ... this person has the same brain as Rukawa Kaede. Although he used to work from nine to five, Mr. Toriyama is still a slacker at heart. It is said that the reason why he created the Super Saiyan is that "hair coloring is easy!" Felisaz because "the final shape is small and beautiful!" Destroying the city and the land at every turn is to save the trouble of drawing the background (……). Even before marrying a wife who helps to draw the rain line, he is too lazy to let a drop of rain fall in the story … He no longer draws pictures but enjoys royalties, which is completely understandable. I especially want to say that their parents have great personalities. For example, waltzing away from reality when you have no money to eat (... this is not called lack of responsibility! ) And Mr. Toriyama's choice is to forget hunger by drawing cartoons (it's a pity to draw cakes to satisfy hunger). Such a family has contributed to the creation of so many neurotic characters.

When Gui Zhenghe participated in the Newcomer Award for the first time, he wanted to buy a stereo with the bonus (are you so confident of winning the prize? = =), but when he finally won the prize, he had saved enough money to buy it (it can be seen how many times he was rejected ...). In addition, although Mr. Gui's works are very popular, many young readers have to secretly buy and watch them because of the frequent scenes of "teaching bad teenagers" (... who is to blame ...).

Da Muwei, the author of Heaven and Earth and Flywheel Boy, enjoys a high reputation as a superb painter. However, the real motivation of his debut is actually to pay back the money owed by Bai Qingge (... gambler! Don't learn! )。 In contrast, Kazuhiko Shimamoto, the author of the comic series Crazy War, is much more progressive. He was inspired by the animation made by his college classmate Hideaki Anno. Shimamoto is as confident and enthusiastic as his characters, and his original name is "Tezuka Hidehiko", but because "if someone calls him Tezuka one day, isn't it confused with Osamu Tezuka?" (... submit the manuscript on time to worry about these! ), and he had been practicing his signature before he became popular. The first person who signed it was Hideaki Anno. According to Guan Ye himself, he really doesn't want it. ...

Personality problems! Our target is the street mouse!

Tatsuya Egawa, the author of The Story of the University of Tokyo and The Story of the Russo-Japanese War, criticized Doraemon and its author for moral corruption, while serializing Little Magic Star to imitate Doraemon (shameful hype! ), while criticizing Japanese society for attaching too much importance to academic qualifications, while helping the exam to refer to the cover of calligraphy and painting (do you know how to write "helping others abuse"! ), while claiming that young assistants lack a sense of responsibility, they are more conducive to creation without them, and at the same time constantly recruiting assistants (this person will be besieged by assistants one day ...), the most outrageous thing is that while driving a Mercedes-Benz SLK worth 60 million, he claims that he doesn't know much about cars, so he bought this one ... which is really indebted to his family.

Hideaki Sorachi painted "Silver Soul" for hitchhiking in the River Drama. However, this person always complains to the editor privately, "Who wants to draw this kind of thing? What I really want to draw is Harry Potter's campus magic. In addition, due to a large number of cartoons of Silver Soul being spoofed, the magazine often receives letters of protest. However, I still go my own way. It's only a matter of time before this man is stuck in an alley by editors and readers. ...

Kumata, the author of Mr. Despair, is also keen to offend his colleagues. He likes to talk about social issues in cartoons and satirize other authors in different ways. It is said that the reason why Gaizang was beheaded was related to this spirit of not being afraid of death. What makes him laugh and cry even more is that he took the lead in releasing the rhetoric of "I won't smoke until I get into the top three in five weeks", and the result was really as he wished (don't say it as if he had given up! ! )。

The style of veteran baseball player Mizushima Paul has always been sweat and sweat, so he disdains Mitsuru Adachi's baseball cartoons that blend youth and love, which directly leads to the hostility of Mitsuru Adachi fans (raise your hand, I am also a Mitsuru Adachi fan! )。 Similarly, Masami Kurumada offended others because of his personal views. He once proposed to replace a large number of seiyuu and behind-the-scenes personnel because of his harsh requirements for The Hades of Saint saint seiya, which once caused public anger ... It seems that Mr. Chetian is still more suitable to be a cartoonist.

I don't understand! Alternative hobbies and dreams!

Leiji Matsumoto, the author of Galaxy Railway 999, is a good prank. He once gave the mushrooms that grew in his underwear to the author of Little Boxing (it's immoral ... how dirty they will grow anyway! In addition, I really want to know what you are going to do if something happens to Mr. Chiba ...) In response to this tragedy, the Great God of Osamu Tezuka came forward to punish him and added chocolate to the oolong noodles to trick Mr. Matsumoto into eating it (suddenly I feel that this group of predecessors are all young children ...).

Rumiko Takahashi, the queen of comics, likes to talk on the phone for as long as 12 hours (half a day? ! You can't spend money like this! In addition, she is keen to show off that her thumb can complete a right angle. And why is this a specialty! ), it is really speechless. But Tian Shao, the author of Mercury Navigator, is obviously more admirable. Her specialty is sleeping standing up (… are you a horse or an elephant ……).

Yoshito Usui, the author of Crayon Shinchan, loves to play tricks and believes in the principle that cartoonists should keep a certain sense of mystery, which leads to few people around him knowing that he is a best-selling author. However, Isoi's dream is actually "to be mistaken for richard kiel in the street and then answer' Sorry, you have the wrong person'". Whether he looks like Richard or not, the first reaction to hearing this dream is to beat him up. ...

Hiromu Arakawa, the author of The Iron Alchemist, runs a ranch in her hometown. She grew up with a cow, was born in the Year of the Ox, and happened to be a Taurus (just ...), so her selfie is often a cow (love cows and love cows ...). When asked about her dream, she always replied: Going to the moon to open a pasture (is it a dream, not a delusion? )。

Resentment See resentment! Hell dragged the trio!

Genius Togashi Yoshihiro has a younger brother who draws yellow cartoons. His pen name is "Fu Jian". It is said that a bold reader shouted excitedly after reading his works: "Togashi Yoshihiro has published another new book! This is a major breakthrough! " What are your eyes! Besides, this breakthrough is not worth mentioning! )。 In addition, it also proves that Fu Jian said in the fifth episode of A White Paper of Yo-Yo that his free time is only three or four hours a week, and all of them are devoted to creation. Today's touching calculation … makes people just want to lift the table! Besides, Fu Jian is really good to his beloved wife Naoko Takeuchi. Takeuchi praised "Fairy Sound" as a good cartoon, and immediately added many cruel scenes to "Hunter" ... I really hope you can take care of the readers like this (tears).

Kazushi Hagiwara, the author of Diablo, failed the grade twice, and dropped out of high school (bitter ...). After dropping out of school, he rode a 50CC motorcycle around half of Hokkaido alone (looking for himself ...), and then he worked as an assistant to Izumi Matsumoto, the author of Orange Road, and painted for Matsumoto many times when he was unwell (he was a hero behind the scenes ...). In addition, he was from Takeuchi and Fujian. However, the thought of a good relationship between the two kings of procrastination makes people feel that the world is so desperate. ...

Mamoru Nagano is keen on role-playing. It is said that he met his present wife at an activity in Cos Xia Ya. Also a model expert, 18 years old won the transformation award; At the same time, he also loves to play the online game "Dream Star" ... However, Mr. Nagano, who is so at home, hates being treated as an otaku on the grounds that "I used to study fashion design!" What does this have to do with that! ) With so many hobbies, when will the five-star story test readers? ...