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Fishery characteristics in 2006

1/ Mobile phone case (transparent adhesive)

2/ The cuff of the suit has a trademark.

3/ Bicycle front bumper with girls

4/ Aaron Kwok Head (just debuted)

5/ Flesh socks lined with bare-toed rubber sandals

Mao is waiting for the bus.

7/ Print Meteor Garden or Zhu Huan Gege on the T-shirt.

8/ Tie-bar degree 1 Bite sugarcane 1 Bite slag by road.

9/ 7th floor, X Square, Central, singing and recording for D while singing K songs.

10/ Pack a paper bag with the head of a star n years ago (such as Vivian Chow, Aaron Kwok and Zhao Wei).

1 1/ Digging nose excrement is very arrogant in Zhou Jie.

12/ wearing a short-sleeved shirt with sleeves.

13/ Wear trousers lined with wave shoes

14/ Wear trousers and sandals

15/ Huanong wears pajamas+Gaozheng Shoes Street

16/ By bus, one person dominates two stools.

17/ Miss Zhou (whistling, called "Miss Sister")

18/ Step on the building and drink a pair of steamed peanuts at the door of the store.

19/ promotional paper for Luo Chengdie Bank or department store

20/ Holding the bar with both hands on the bus will frighten to death.

2 1/ Singing loudly in Zhou Jie

The telephone booth of 22/IC card is full of telephones, which looks beautiful.

23/ A man drank a gun and walked up and down the street.

24/ Staring at the beautiful girl

25/ Take a LV bag and force yourself to take a bus or ride a bike.

26/ Sitting in the corner of the park or by the river all day.

27/ Walking in the street at night has a black supermarket.

28/ Wearing a suit and a rubber watch

29/ one foot is sweet and smelly, and it is full of U-shaped nosebleeds, which is so big that it smells like wine.

30/ Button your shirt less than 2/3, open your chest to show your muscles, but unfortunately you are tied with D pox and mud.

3 1/ (male) head 19 boundary

32/ Use toilet water as perfume

33/ (Female) The shower gel smells. I don't even know how to dry rice leaves into shampoo.

34/ Don't say "* *", say "fuck", "fuck" and "fuck".

35/ Go to Youyou and ask the waiter that two mosquitoes are chatting about plums.

36/ Go to Miji to buy game and bargain.

37/ Walking around WALKMAN, Luozhu, pretending to listen to MP3.

38/ The store tried it several times, and the team ate it several times, which was very shocking.

39/ Littering and spitting in Zhou Jie.

40/ Go to Miji to buy a bag and ask the waiter to fold it 10.

Fishery characteristics in 2007

1, mobile phone reconnection sleeve (translucent silicone sleeve);

2. In public, chewing gum is the sound of learning;

3. I like to force the person in front of me when I queue (thinking it will be faster), but I don't want to queue or jump the queue;

4. Like M-Zone and Unicom to send shirts out of the street for free;

5. Stick a film on the X building of XX Square, which is an important overall expression;

When you meet a foreigner, you should focus on people and places.

7. If you don't take a bath every day, you should take a bath every day.

8. Put your wallet aside and put it in a stack of bank cards (except there is no money);

9, into the bathroom habit "cough ~ ~ vomit!" ;

10, climbing trees or taking pictures on sculptures;

1 1, often quarreling with a woman in a crowded place on the street;

12, Japanese QQ group forwarded information insulting Japanese children;

13, when you hear the plane ringing, go out immediately and look around;

14, buy a fake Nike or Adidas and wear it out to dry (in fact, I don't know Nike at all);

15, online landlords are not tired of playing from morning till night;

16, it has video function every day, and it is a miscellaneous brand mp3, pretending to be MP4；;

17, I didn't catch a dime on the ground, thinking I was rich;

18, I saw someone buy a beautiful left shirt, so I went to buy another one just like the other one.

19, annoying people like to use "TMD" and "NND" (thinking that civilization is good);

20. Every day, the mobile phone will send a "funny" text message n years ago (for example, "Since I have shit, I will give you a gift with the heaviest amount of shit, and you will definitely eat a catty, and you will be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! " )

2 1, the ringtone is "Wolf loves sheep, even if he dies ...".

22. Grab a sausage and walk all over the street, and haven't finished eating it for a long time;

24. Korean dramas should be original, and Hong Kong films should be dubbed with melons;

25. Put the melon seeds in the suit bag and bite while walking;

26. Italy, Italy, the weather is hot to soak in hot springs;

27. Read C as "Say" and G as "Chicken";

28. The sound of eating rice is all pig food;

29. Put more ghosts and oil in cooking, and put a lot of peppers in two pieces of pork;

30. When I die, I don't consider myself a fisherman;

3 1, boring surfing the internet every day, annoying Cantonese people don't know;

32. Say a square as a square meter;

33. Say centimeters as centimeters.

34, came to Guangdong to do nothing, thieves and prostitutes;

35. Speak Mandarin fluently, be your own promoter (promoter: mandarin mandarin mandarin mandarin mandarin promoter), and don't even want your own mother tongue. This is just right.

36. China and Italy use fishing Cantonese or fishing Lao (Mandarin) to pretend to be Cantonese, and provoke Guangdong and Guangxi people on the Internet.

37. Cross the street and run a red light. When I saw a girl passing by, I whistled and provoked people: "Little Sister."

When I looked up and saw that hot head, I shouted, "Oh, my God."

Keep saying "Nimatad", "Fuck" and "Go to hell";

40, become old mud, there is a bad smell within 3 meters, I don't know how many years it has been cold;

4 1, adults speak with a "er" sound, and when they talk about strips, they roll up and stretch out, as if they have a lump of old shit in their mouth;

42, born ugly to ghosts, Zhong said that he is handsome;

43. It is said that every day is "labor" and "labor";

44. Let the wife come to Guangdong to be a chicken, and the husband will be a prostitute to steal money;

45. Ask his wife to come to Guangdong to be a chicken, and his husband will rob all the property of the parties;

46. He belongs to his hometown (most of this is in the west of Hunan Province). His wife greeted the guests in the room, and his husband held the door and the path. When the customer goes out, he wants to have a cigarette afterwards. He said, "Is it cool?" Come and play next time ";

47. I keep saying that Guangdong is not good, and I died because of Guangdong.

Fishery characteristics in 2008

1. Cut a flat head, leave one in front and dye it golden.

Five years ago, F4 hairstyle was adopted by IKEA.

3. Pants+sweatshirts+shoes+socks = 1 Fashion is dressing up.

4. Don't wear a shirt when you go out. There seems to be no money to buy pants similar to cropped pants. Add a pair of leather shoes and stockings.

5. It's cold to live in street goods like pizza, and there's a Wan Ziliang behind him, like a faggot.

6. When dozens of people go to a western restaurant for dinner, they should take photos and bury several tables together, and then ask the waiter to move a Erguotou to drink.

7. A dozen people walk along a women's dress week street, and the specific distribution is unknown now.

8. Large and small comprehensive markets are still fashion fronts, water pipes and bell bottoms. If you say 5, JACK will definitely sell it. This is really a good sign, so please bring your colleagues.

9. Move out most of the V-boy (mobile phones) and 76 10 (mobile phones) from N years ago, then move out your own department and press the function, kinetic energy, exit, and then put a belt in the cover.

10. Playing the Internet, knives and songs loudly with your mobile phone in public is the most chic.

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12. madly falling in love with hundreds of mosquitoes will produce brand-name mobile phones, such as MP3, MPEG-4, Sanxin and so on.

13. Peel sour food such as melon seeds and oranges on Italian buses.

14. No one is sitting next to the seat, so immediately put up a bus sign to intimidate others: tie a chair at the foot of the building.

15. Take two or three hemp bags when you get on the bus, thinking that you can catch the train or long-distance bus.

16. I didn't know what to say when I got off the bus. I've been arguing all day: driver, get off, get off.

17. A hundred days without soy sauce is better than a meal without vinegar and pepper.

18. Pork, fish, etc. It's just an ingredient. Chili is the first main course.

19. Bite garlic and radish raw, and the Chinese word is refreshing.

20. A machine that sings with coins in front of the supermarket.

2 1.* * It is best to drink beer with peanuts in the park.

22.* * Park catchphrase: Female: Do it? M: How much is it? Female: 30. Go ahead.

23. If you don't drink the fifth season, you will like to drink the fifth coolest product produced at the same price.

24. After flirting with a girl in Zhou Jie, she wanted to make a big statement before leaving, telling people not to go if they have the courage. As a result, she didn't see the area all day and dragged the horse over.

25. There are only two smells, one is smelly and the other is the smell of toilet water.

26. Snowpoles can't be moved in a day, so you don't want to bite with your mouth.

27. It's better to take a shit from a dog in the park than to take a local dog as your rich son.

28. Give your own big fish a hand in the streets.

29. Just run the red light and hurdle. Two-part allegorical saying in Guangdong: Fishing teenagers cross the road and die.

30. Hot water is hot and cold when conditions permit. When it is cold, turn on the air conditioner. I haven't used it in my last life.

3 1. If you don't speak your mother tongue, push it yourself. If you say it, you will know that you have no mother tongue, and you will be afraid of jokes.

32. Ruthless, even making money for my hometown.

33. One day go to blackmail to promote online products (such as keyword search) and call the company.

34. Be a salesman, wear a suit and lead the way, thinking that you are a senior.

35. Italy Italy is close to the car and will pull the door when working.

36. It is funny to tell a story buried in the sun, such as: A: There is a hole. B: If there is a hole, insert it.

37. Seeing beautiful girls is different. Being a girl is a blessing.

38. When fashion turned into narrow-leg pants, I took out my radish pants n years ago and smiled: I already had these pants, and you just wear them now.

39. If we have dragons, we have tigers; if not, we are stars.

40. It has been said that Guangdong is not good, because Guangdong will not go, and it is no good to stay here.