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Download the complete works of imperial doctor princess txt
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Are you kidding? Let's practice in the countryside in such a cold day!
Sadly, when I applied for the major, my parents didn't just listen to my aunt's story and asked me to apply for the veterinary major as a girl ... it was inhuman!
Every once in a while, our school will practice in the countryside and go to chicken farms and pig farms to see a doctor. Fortunately, I mainly focus on pets, and the old class didn't force me too much. This time, I realized that his old man's muscles were wrong. He asked me to go by name and gave me his precious golden scissors (it is said that it was handed down by his master's master ...). I was even more suspicious that I was dreaming, and immediately tested his forehead with my hand: "No fever!" "Dead girl, I don't have a fever, but you have always been my favorite person!" He knocked off my hand. "You can't always learn from pets, but also get in touch with other diseases. So you can't cheat this time! " Hehe, it seems that I really want to go down!
I have no choice but to start. ...
It was really good that everyone talked and laughed all the way. Hehe ... I haven't been to the suburbs for a long time. I have been staying in the laboratory to help the old professor study bacteria, and I feel moldy. I met someone in a pet forum some time ago, but I didn't say that my book "Pet Allergy and Stress" was copied from him. What a joke! I ...
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