Jokes of dumb bride and father-in-law

1. After dinner, my mother-in-law and my girlfriend are chatting in the bedroom, and the man is fighting the landlord with his father-in-law. The bombs are a dime a pair.

Half an hour later, my father-in-law knocked on the bedroom door and said, "Wife, I have good news and bad news about our future uncle. Which do you want to listen to first? "

Mother-in-law said, "Listen first!"

My father-in-law said, "My uncle is a gambler! My daughter will not be poor if she marries him! "

The mother-in-law asked, "What's the bad news?"

My father-in-law said, "Our daughter of more than 20 years has been raised for nothing. Just now, I lost all the money for the bride price. "

One day, my son-in-law visited his future mother-in-law. Mother-in-law: "Sit anywhere, the food is almost ready!" " "Then I went into the kitchen and began to get busy. At this time, there were only nervous Xiaoming and her mother-in-law's dog Xiaobai in the living room.

Suddenly, the son-in-law found a stomachache and thought, no way! I must hold back! But he couldn't help it, poof! He farted invincible and thought, "I am a dead man, and I will be kicked out!" " "Unexpectedly, her mother-in-law just cried" little white! Therefore, my son-in-law confidently thinks: Fortunately, I have Xiaobai as my scapegoat.

Then he couldn't help farting for the second time, but his mother-in-law shouted "Xiao Bai!" " When he farted the third time, he saw his mother-in-law rushing out and swearing: "Xiao Bai! You have to wait until it stinks "

My wife and mother-in-law look alike. Once my wife stood next to me, and I was fascinated by playing with my mobile phone.

I don't know when my wife left and my mother-in-law stood next to me. I thought it was my wife without looking at my side face, so I kicked my mother-in-law's ass and said, "Give me some water."

Then I was afraid to go to my wife's house for half a year.

4. I had dinner with my girlfriend at my father-in-law's house today. Chatting and chatting, I talked about my girlfriend. I said to my mother-in-law, "Mom, your delivery speed is too slow. I have been waiting for more than twenty years. Bad review! "

Unexpectedly, my mother-in-law said, "I haven't given you a bad review yet!" " "

I said, "What's the matter?"

The mother-in-law came: "The payment is too slow!"

Mr. Woxian is petrified.

I just got married a few years ago, and my wife stays at home every day. Mother-in-law knows, let's go back to dinner. At the dinner table, she heard her mother-in-law say,' Daughter, some things can only be eaten as meals, not as meals! "

My face is burning.