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My Self-Portrait 1

Who is that thin and tall girl? Who is that girl with a little dark skin? Who is that girl running so fast? Don't guess, of course that girl is me!

I am very tall, and I am the tallest girl in the class. My skin is a bit dark, like coffee beans, but not that dark; I would say it’s like wheat, but not that white. In short, it’s the kind of black that’s somewhere between wheat and coffee bean. My eyes are the most distinctive. I don’t know when it started. My eyes changed from single eyelids to single eyelids. They are still the same today. Don’t you think it’s weird?

I like painting very much. Whenever I draw, I set up my easel, take out a roll of tape and stick the drawing paper on the drawing board, find a set of colored pens or crayons, and then start drawing with great concentration. I was very serious. Once, it suddenly started raining outside the window, and there was a sudden thunder. The big tree standing outside the window was frightened. But as for me, I stayed still and continued painting as if nothing happened. When the drawing is not good, I will frown, make corrections, and then make corrections again. After finishing the painting, looking at my painting, the smart lines and vivid colors, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth slightly.

However, I also have a shortcoming, that is, I always forget to bring things, either my homework or my red scarf. Let's just say that Monday, I put on my schoolbag and went to school happily. When I got to school, I touched my collar and looked at others. Oh no, I didn't wear a red scarf! What to do? So I immediately called my grandma and asked her to send the red scarf quickly. I looked at the time and then looked out the window, hoping that grandma would send the red scarf quickly. Forget it, let’s hand in the homework first. After opening my schoolbag, I just realized that I forgot to bring my homework. Do you think I am a neglectful person?

This is me, an optimistic, upward, but a little careless me. My Self-Portrait 2

I am a lively and cheerful little girl, nine years old this year.

I am not tall and have shiny black hair. On her fair and rosy face, there is a pair of curved eyebrows, and under the eyebrows there is a pair of big, bright eyes. Under the big eyes, there is a small nose. Although it is small, it is very sensitive. What smell I can't escape it, my mother always says I have a "puppy nose". I also have a eloquent mouth, and when I smile, my two front teeth will be exposed. Isn’t this cute?

I have a gentle temper, but occasionally I will have a little temper. As long as someone angers me, I will never forgive them lightly. I will not stop until they have a taste of my power.

I have a wide range of interests and hobbies, including reading, painting, dancing, singing... Among them, my favorite is reading. My bookcase is densely filled with many books, such as "Five Thousand Years of China", "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Journey to the West"... I have read them all. Sometimes I forget to eat while reading, forget to go to bed at noon, and watch until after 10 o'clock at night. I remember one time, I was reading in my room, and my mother cooked a meal and called me to eat. The content in the book was so vivid and interesting that no matter how loud my mother shouted outside, I sat still at the desk. I didn't react until my mother came to my side. Although I have lost a lot of time to play, I have learned a lot of knowledge that is not in the books, so my heart is as sweet as eating honey!

This is me, a little girl who loves to read. . How about it, are you willing to be friends with me? My Self-Portrait 3

He has a pair of bright big eyes, his hair is like a "big mushroom", and his two ears "face each other across the sea." He is a Leo, and his mother often sings: "The tail of July, you are a Leo..." This is me - Xie Chengxing. I am a happy "magician". No matter where I go, I will use the "magic wand" to make him very happy. If the other person is still unhappy, I will use that flexible little mouth to say happy things. If the other person is not happy enough, I will He will use his innocent and cute smile to make others laugh.

No matter if he sees dinosaurs from ancient times, or the scene of "thousands of birds flying across mountains" makes him frown, I will use the "phantom technique" to make him laugh like another person. I am a music "manipulator". Every time my mother plays music on the computer, I will hum after listening to a few words carefully. If I master it, I will sing this song to everyone, so that everyone can know what "leisure in leisure" and "happiness in happiness" mean. Not only on the computer, but also on the street, on the radio, on TV, during performances in the park... I will be immersed in that wonderful music. I am also a "competitive person". Even if other people's test scores are higher than mine, I will not be far behind. I will try my best to catch up with him, because I believe in a good saying from ancient times: The green mountains outside the mountains are like the buildings outside, and the strong will have the strong. I am even more of an "envy collector". If others have some good things, I feel envious and jealous, and often ask my parents to buy them for me. Sometimes my parents don’t buy them for me, so I buy them quietly with the pocket money in my piggy bank. Of course, I now save The pocket money in the money jar is getting less and less. I am a little worried. If I buy it like this, I will soon become a "pauper". Well, from now on, I vow to work hard to save more. More money is enough to buy better things, haha! This is me, a happy, music-loving, competitive, and envious little boy. I have big dreams and small shortcomings, and I want to add more colors to myself. My Self-Portrait 4

Ever since I was a child, I have always been a "big fat boy" in the eyes of others. When I went to school, my classmates nicknamed me "Big Fatty". My brother also often laughs at me - being fat will ruin everything. But I'm not angry at all because this is who I really am.

But let me tell you a little secret: I am losing weight and keep running every day. No matter how strong the wind is, it can't stop me. I believe that my perseverance will surely impress God and help me lose weight. I'm still practicing calligraphy. I like calligraphy because once a big brother dipped a big brush in water and wrote on the ground in the square. His handwriting was so good that it attracted a lot of admiration. My mother said: "Learn this, and when you become an official in the future, you will be particularly proud to sign for others." This sentence made me interested in calligraphy, and I am still learning calligraphy now. My mother laughed at me for being an official fan, but I thought there was nothing wrong with being an official. When I become an official, I will be a good official, consider others, and bring happiness to others.

In my mother’s heart, I am “Ma Daha”. I always lose my arms and legs when I write. Sometimes for words that I don’t know, I use words with the same pinyin to replace them. I thought I could fool the teacher, but I couldn't even fool my mother. Whenever my mother sees a typo, she gets very anxious. I also brought this sloppiness with me when doing math problems. I didn't write the remainder in the last math test, so I didn't get a perfect score. My mother always told me: "If you grow up to be a scientist and forget to write a decimal point when developing an item, the experiment will fail." I deeply understand the harm of sloppiness. I struggle with sloppiness every day.

This is me, with both advantages and disadvantages. I am just a small dot in the vast universe. I am working hard to learn to use knowledge to make myself strong, so strong that one day the earth can hear my voice... My Self-Portrait 5

Hi, everyone! My name is Mao Zijian and I am ten years old. Although I am a naughty and lively little boy, I still have a neat row of "little sister's hair". This iconic bangs makes me look cuter.

"George Button is huge, like a giant tank, and has full off-road performance; Maserati's logo looks like a harpoon; Bugatti is the fastest and smoothest of all supercars..." Me While holding the car model, he concentrated on explaining various world-famous cars to the friends. I love cars and have bought a lot of books and models about cars for in-depth study. When walking on the road, my eyes can't help but be attracted to cars. I often discuss the various functions of cars with my father. If my mother gives me 5 minutes to look at my phone, I will not hesitate to open the Douyin of "Running Old Chang" and watch Old Chang introduce famous cars with great interest.

I'm not bragging. On the road, if a car drives by 50 meters away, I can easily identify its brand, price, performance, etc. Several uncles competed with me, but they were no match for me. I am a little car fan recognized by everyone.

"Da da da..." Fierce gunshots came from the garden. Every weekend, I would meet up with a few friends, put on body armor and helmets, and the two armies would start fighting. 98K, M416, and AUG took turns to play, which gave me enough military addiction. I am a complete gun enthusiast. Whenever I have free time, I will take out my favorite toy guns and wipe them again and again. I can't put them down. I dream about aiming and firing. Yesterday, I bought another M416 automatic rifle. After taking the package from the courier, I jumped up happily and sat motionless on the ground for half an hour to assemble it. A perfect gun appeared in front of me, and I felt a sense of accomplishment.

I love ice cream. Once summer comes, I go crazy pink for ice cream. The first thing I do when I get up every morning is to see if it's hot today. Because my mother stipulates that the sun must be shining brightly before we can eat it. Once, I went to play at my uncle's house in the countryside. I ate eight ice creams while the adults were taking a walk, and my uncle's refrigerator went bankrupt.

I am such a little car fan, gun enthusiast, and a lively little boy who likes to eat ice cream. My Self-Portrait 6

Hello everyone! My name is Chen Yixuan, and I am a student in Class 6 (2), Grade 6, Central Primary School, Incheon Town. I have a pair of thick eyebrows; a pair of big and bright eyes, and a tall, big nose. I was very naughty and was sometimes severely criticized by my parents for my naughtiness.

For example: I dismantled the remote control at home into pieces, and as a result, the whole family could not watch TV, so I was severely punished by my father; I dismantled grandma’s radio, and then I couldn’t put it back and was criticized again. I took out all the hands from my grandma’s clock and played with it. I took out the small electric motor from my dad’s electric screwdriver and installed it in my little racing car. On another occasion, I was beaten when my father found out about it. Another time, I saw a cat at home. I heard that as long as you have it, you can surf the Internet. So, I really wanted to take it apart and take a look, but my father and mother were very strict, so I never had the chance to do it. However, everyone is negligent sometimes, no, the opportunity finally came! On this day, my father and mother said they were going to my grandma’s house and would not be back until later. So, after they left, I tiptoed to the computer and found the cat. I took a screwdriver and carefully lifted the cat. I took it apart, fearing that I would never be able to get it back together again. After removing the outer casing, I saw several small lights, including green, red, etc. I just thought: If I install it on my little racing car and flash the alarm while running, I will definitely make my friends jealous. "Boy, what are you doing again?" When I was thinking about it, my father's words broke my thoughts: "Hey, why did you come back so soon?" You can imagine what happened next. I was beaten around like a chicken, and I had to I spent my pocket money to buy a new cat.

Although I was always beaten for being naughty, my mother often praised me in front of others, saying that I would become an excellent engineer when I grew up and that my future would be bright. Do you think this is strange?

Naughty is one of my shortcomings and one of my strengths. In the future, I must learn from each other’s strengths to make up for my weaknesses and become a well-behaved and obedient little boy. My Self-Portrait 7

I am a girl with bangs. The waterfall-like long hair turned into cute student hair. Under the crescent-like eyebrows are inlaid big black grape-like eyes. The tall nose and the cherry-shaped mouth that speaks eloquently make people fall in love with me as a "little beauty" at first sight. This is just a part of me. If you still want to know, just read on!

I am a "little sloppy." I remember one time when I took an exam, my test paper in Baihuahua was full of Gonggongzheng's words. I thought I could get 100 points, but I didn't expect that I missed the perfect score. The reason is I wrote the correct answer on the vertical form, but when I copied it into the formula, it turned out to be a different answer.

I returned home dejectedly and decided to get rid of my carelessness, but I still made the same mistakes in the next exam, and my carelessness became the "dog skin plaster" for my shortcomings.

I am also a "lark". When my sister was just born, she always cried all day long. I recorded the songs I sang on my mother’s phone for my sister to listen to. When she heard this, not only did she stop crying, she even laughed! Looking at my sister's smile, my heart is sweeter than eating honey.

I am still a "little bookworm". One day, I went to bed early, but couldn't fall asleep, so I secretly turned on the light, picked up a copy of "Little Women" and read it with gusto. But who would have thought, I forgot about the time until a blast of whistle filled my ears, then I ran to bed and fell asleep. In the dream, I came to the protagonist's home and became friends with them. We played as much as we could, not to mention how happy we were. But the "human alarm clock" - my dad woke me up, and I had to say goodbye to them.

Do you know who I am? Take a guess! My Self-Portrait 8

I am a cute and exploratory boy named Chen Niuniu.

I am neither tall nor short, but I am on the fat side. I saw a flat face inlaid with two shiny black gems. Thin eyebrows, a low bridge of the nose, and a small mouth are well-proportioned on the rosy face. I also have thick short black hair on my head. As long as I smile, my two cute dimples are revealed, making my smile look even brighter. Well, although I can't be called a handsome guy, I'm pretty cute.

It would be a big deal if my cute me was seen by adults, because they would all be very nice to me, and my classmates who were not nice to me would not have the heart to do anything to my cute me. One time, I went to KFC for dinner. I had just bought something to eat. The sister who gave me the food said: "Put the money, invoice, and food on the plate. Be careful, and I will give you 3 more tickets next month." Coupons..." Look how nice she is to me!

I have always been a child with a spirit of exploration, especially interested in computers. I have learned how to use many operating software without being taught by others. Now it’s word, now it’s Excel, now it’s PPT, now it’s 360-degree security guard… I can do these at the age of two! However, because my uncle in Jilin in the United States gave me a Kodak digital camera and asked me to use photos to record every bit of life and let my uncle see it online, my father helped me create a QQ account. So QQ is the most familiar.

I was still a little sloth, and my mother gave me this title. In my mother's words, I dawdle all day long.

This is me, the cute and exploratory me. My Self-Portrait 9

Hello everyone, my name is Feng Yining. I am nine years old. I have a lively and cheerful personality. Why am I called "Feng Yining"? "Feng" is of course my last name, "Yi" means energetic and energetic, which is also the "character" that we Manchus often use in our names, and "Ning" is because I was born in Ningbo.

I like reading books. On weekends, after I finish my homework, I like to read in the study room for three or four hours. Not only that, I also like to draw. Once, after I finished my homework, I started painting until night. When my mother came to remind me, I reluctantly left. I also love to dance. I remember that time I had a very serious fever, but I had to endure the pain and dance because we were about to go to Hangzhou to perform and I didn’t want to be held back.

However, I also have many shortcomings. For example, I cry occasionally. I remember once I scored 97 points in the Chinese language test. I was still very proud of myself, but my mother said seriously: "You made some mistakes in some questions that you shouldn't have made. You could have scored 100 points." I actually cried sadly. Also, I am very shy. I don’t like to raise my hands in class, as if I have a big rock tied to my hands. One time in class, the teacher taught us an ancient poem. When the teacher asked what the ancient poem meant, I already had the answer in mind but I didn’t dare to say it for fear of being criticized by the teacher or laughed at by my classmates if I made a mistake.

But the teacher's eyes were directed at me, and I became even more panicked, thinking: Don't call me! But my name rang in my ears, and I stood up hesitantly, still not daring to tell the answer in my heart, so I just stood there blankly. What a shame at that moment!

Do you like to be friends with me? Contact me if you like it! My Self-Portrait 10

During the holidays, the teacher asked us to write a composition. I was really worried: How to write the composition? My mother’s words reminded me: "Don’t you like to draw? You can do it. Draw yourself!" I had an idea and picked up the pen.

First draw a round head, with a pair of black single phoenix eyes under the willow-leaf-like eyebrows. It looks like my father, twinkling and shining, very energetic. It's time to draw a nose. I'm really lucky that I don't have my father's bulging nose bridge, which would have been too ugly. My mouth is small and delicate, with thin lips. Grandma said that people with thin lips are eloquent, but my mother always said that I have a stupid mouth. Like my father, the more anxious I am, the more I open my mouth "Ah...ah..." I can't say a word for a long time. . My long, flowing black hair is my favorite. When I comb my hair, I always tell my mother to "be careful, be careful and be careful again." Although my mother said that due to growth, normal people will lose their hair every day, but I still feel distressed when I see those thin hairs coiled on the edge of the basin. I like to wear a high ponytail and swing it around to see how energetic I am!

It’s time to draw my body. I’m tall and I’m above average in our class. When I was waiting in line You have to look for me at the back. My seat is also at the back in the classroom. Oh, who made me tall? But being tall also has its benefits. When taking the bus, I can confidently take the money to buy the ticket. Look, I have grown up! My arms and legs are long and slender, and I can’t help but dance rhythmically when I hear the music. In the summer when I was five years old, I went to Taiyuan to participate in the provincial youth art exhibition, and won the second prize in a solo dance! My nimble fingers also had to work hard at painting, and these ten fingers liked dancing on the piano keys the most. Playing the electronic keyboard in kindergarten, I was number one in the class. Now I have started to learn to play the piano again. Although it is a bit painful, I am not afraid.

The portrait is done and it’s time to sign it. Does my name Wang Ziyan sound like a boy's name? This is all my fault, but I can't blame her either. My mother hopes that I can become a talented person and be as strong and tough as a rock. I like the name my mother gave me, and I hope everyone can like me - a lively and cute little girl who loves to be pretty. My Self-Portrait 11

My eyes are as wide as copper bells, shooting out lightning-like intelligence; my hair stands up like an antenna, exploring all curious sounds, haha! That's not Sheriff Black Cat, that's me.

My personality is like a chameleon. Sometimes he is lively, cute and humorous; sometimes he is timid and introverted. One time, my deskmate asked me to borrow an eraser. I rolled my eyes and said to my deskmate with a smile, "Ah, elephants are so precious. It would be illegal for anyone to have its skin!" My deskmate covered his mouth and laughed, "No. The elephant is a good friend! "The pencil is a good friend!" I replied calmly. My deskmate stared and said, "Add the word oak next to the word wood." I covered my face with my hands and said embarrassedly, "I'm not very good at Chinese. I don't know which word it is. Please put it in another way!" "Looking at the helpless look of my deskmate, my heart was surging like a river. "Haha, my deskmate, please take the move!" My deskmate scratched his head, thought for a moment and said, "You understand, eraser!" I rolled my eyes and said with a smile, "I told you earlier, here, here it is! It's so simple. This question, you made it too complicated!" After saying that, I held my stomach and laughed! However, there are times when I am timid and introverted.

The restaurant was full of people, but I was hiding in a corner, afraid that everyone would see me.

At this time, my mother smiled and called me gently: "Come on! Say hello to the aunts and children!" But I shyly moved my body to the corner again, "Oh, why is the young man so shy? He is too shy. You're so shy, that's not okay!" Aunt Wu said with a smile! "Big brother, let's play together!" Aunt Yu's little brother ran over and held my hand, but I was even more embarrassed to move! "Hey, why am I so timid?" I asked myself in my heart.

This is me, a me with a dual personality! My Self-Portrait 12

In our family portrait, there is a chubby and handsome little boy, about eight or nine years old, with a pair of black pearl-like eyes under his thick eyebrows. The red lips under the nose looked like they were painted with lipstick, and the rosy face looked like a round apple. This person is me.

My grandparents said that I am the "inventor" in the family who can dismantle but not assemble. I remember when I was four years old, I wanted to know if anyone was talking on the phone. When my grandfather wasn't paying attention, I secretly took his phone apart. When I saw it, there was no one! When I want to put the phone back, no matter what I do, I can't put it back. I had to return the broken mobile phone to my grandfather. After my grandfather knew what was going on, he laughed heartily and gave me the "good name" of an "inventor".

My parents said that I am a sensible and obedient child. I often help my mother with housework at home. When my parents are tired, I will give them back massages.

My classmates said that I am a person who enjoys helping others. When I see others in trouble, I always try my best to help them. I remember one time my deskmate Wu Xiaoming forgot to bring his pen. I did not hesitate to lend him the pen that my father had just bought for me that I was reluctant to use.

This is me, the me that everyone loves.

My self-portrait Look! There was a little girl. Although she doesn't look outstanding, she is very cute. Her waist-length hair is soft and smooth. The round face is inlaid with a pair of black gem-like eyes. The petite nose adds a bit of playfulness to her. By the way, she has a little mouth that is both picky and eloquent.

Her most distinctive feature is her somewhat distinctive forehead, which is so wide that she needs bangs to cover it. But there is a lot of knowledge here! This is me. My weight is 28kg and my height is 1.29m. These two figures have not changed for a long time. This is not all the fault of my picky little mouth! I like swimming, skiing, playing badminton...but my favorite is reading. My home has become my friends' library!

I like quiet reading as well as intense sports; I can listen attentively, but I can also talk endlessly; I am a little willful, but also very well-behaved. This is me. My Self-Portrait 13

I am very timid, like a little mouse being chased by a cat. Whenever I see a suspicious enemy, I will run to other places and hide.

I remember one time, there were dark clouds floating in the sky, and I was walking home, but it seemed that the dark clouds did not want me to go home smoothly, and it started to rain lightly, which wet my clothes and hats. , I was drenched, and then the elevator didn’t seem to welcome me home and actually broke down. I had to tidy up my clothes and muster up the courage to take the stairs, but I didn’t know where the “woo-woo” sound came from. The sound seemed very far away, and seemed to be right behind me. It scared me so much that I huddled up in a corner and shivered. I waited until the surrounding area became quiet before I dared to look around. Seeing that nothing was wrong, I tentatively stretched out a foot. , but the sound of "woo woo" sounded again. I immediately walked out of the stairwell and called my mother to ask her to come down to pick me up. I thought who was playing a prank this time! As long as I find him, I'm not done with him.

It was another quiet night. It was dark outside the window. It was so dark that it seemed like a ghost would float out of nowhere. I was doing homework in the room, and my brother was playing in the living room, but for some reason , the light above my head went out, and I only heard a scream of "ah". I quickly ran to the living room, but the living room was also dark. I couldn't see my brother. No matter how I called, I couldn't get an answer. At this time, I wanted to call I gave it to my mother, but my mother hid her cell phone, so I couldn’t make a call. Suddenly there was a rustling sound, and then a gust of wind quickly passed by my ears. Inexplicably, I felt like there were countless pairs of eyes around me looking at me. , which made me at a loss. Suddenly my hand was grabbed by something. I turned around and saw a pale face floating in the sky. I was frightened out of my mind and started crying helplessly. At this time, my brother appeared. I will stop crying if I admit that it was him who acted like a ghost.

I am such a timid person! I must be brave from now on. My self-portrait 14

I am a little girl, lively and cute, with black hair in two short braids, a pair of bright eyes, a high nose bridge in the middle, and thick eyebrows. She is thick and tall among the girls in our class. I like reading, sports, learning and imagining...

I want to draw myself a pair of big, round, sun-like eyes so that I can warm the world like the sun. Every corner can warm people who have suffered from the cold. But I will not melt the ice in the Antarctic and the Arctic. I know that this will cause floods and harm the animals living in the Antarctic and the Arctic. I cannot bear to do that, as it will also harm humans.

I want to give myself a pair of big wings, so that I can fly anywhere, fly to ancient times, take a look at the ancient culture, and take a look at the stories that have been passed down to this day. Flying to people who have failed in doing things, tell them not to be discouraged or discouraged, "get up from where you fell." Flying to people who have succeeded in doing things, first of all, I want to congratulate them, and then, I want to tell them They should not be proud, but should be humble. However, excessive humility equals pride.

I also want to draw a big head for myself. This head is full of wisdom, full of thoughts, full of all kinds of novel ideas, and can make various inventions that are helpful to people. I want to invent a machine that specializes in eating white pollution, so that there can be less or even no white pollution in the world. I want to invent a tool specifically to remind students to study. This tool can make students who don’t want to study learn, so that every student can learn very well. Excellent, so that people in the future will be very civilized...

Have you seen my portrait? This is me, a little girl who likes to imagine. My Self-Portrait 15

There is such a girl, with shiny black hair, a round face, a pair of bright and flexible eyes, small red lips, and slender legs. She looks petite and cute. Grandma often says: "Your hands are like chicken claws!" Guess who this person is? That's me.

I have many hobbies, such as: playing the piano, painting, reading, riding a bicycle, and riding a scooter. In fact, I like dancing the most and playing with various shapes in the mirror. My character is lively, cheerful, innocent and loves beauty.

I am very family-oriented, maybe because I am a Cancer. Every time I go to the supermarket and come back in the car, I carefully check the receipt. When I see my mother carrying heavy things, I always say, "I am a strong man." I snatch it from my mother's hands and run home alone.

Actually, I am still a little timid. Let’s listen to my timid story below! I didn't dare to stay at home alone, nor did I dare to go to a dark room to get things. I didn't dare to sleep alone. I had to be with my parents to sleep. At the same time, I like to play exciting and adventurous games. Every time I go to the park, I have to play these exciting games. My mother often says that I am so strange.

I also like small animals. I have fed them before: rabbits, turtles, silkworms, etc.

I really want to raise a cute puppy, take good care of it and become friends with it. My mother said that I should wait until I grow up to take better care of the puppy. Now is the time to learn.

I love beauty and like to wear skirts, but most of the time I am like a tomboy and like to play with guns. My dream is to be a soldier. Yes, I think everyone has their own dream, and everyone should work hard towards their dream!

My nickname is Te Te, very special Te. Do you like this special me?