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Funny sentences on Christmas Eve

1. Bad news and good news. Bad news: Santa's gift bag is lost; And the good news is: he still has the gift I gave you, because it is a warm sentence: Merry Christmas!

2. To thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a big reward before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth RMB 1 from me.

3. Light a candle as the beginning of romance. I collect snowflakes falling in the sky as the spread of happiness. The violin music on Christmas Eve in the street is the theme of melody. I warm it up a little bit and send you the most beautiful wishes, my friend. Happy Christmas Eve.

4. A score of zero in the exam is called duck eggs, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, a death call, and a leftover egg for those who can't finish eating-Merry Christmas!

5. The stars in the sky are filled with my prayers on Christmas Eve; Beating candlelight, swaying the wish of Christmas Eve; The long bell conveys my wishes for the New Year and gently sends you a greeting: I wish you happiness, peace and happiness.

6. Although Christmas is coming, brother, I don't have any money, so I can only borrow 5 from Santa Claus to give you Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, and win every victory. Merry Christmas!

7. On Christmas Eve, I banished a group of people to your side, danced the most cheerful dance steps for you, and said the most sincere wishes: May you have food, clothing, housing and transportation, and everything be safe; Spring, summer, autumn and winter, every day is safe; Business and family, everything is safe.

8. I climbed the chimney and went through the window. Pulled a sled and stepped through the frost; Hanging gifts, wearing makeup; Dress up as an old man and send a blessing: I wish you happiness and peace; Good luck, things in pairs; Christmas, enjoy peace.

9. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus? If you are unhappy, send me more gifts. I know that you are all glue-crazy. Just send some more after shopping one by one, and you will feel refreshed.

1. On Christmas Eve, I just want to hold you quietly, because you are my eternal Christmas gift.