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Why is Liu Bei crying?
In modern times, Liu Bei's crying is a corporate image-building, a corporate marketing strategy and a corporate diplomatic means. Let's pick a few places to talk about where he cried. First of all, at that time, Cao Cao made up his mind to punish him. Enemy at the Gates, he escaped with Jingxiang people, knowing that he could not run, but he managed to escape with these people. Cao Cao's pursuers are getting closer and closer, which is really urgent. His men advised him to throw away the common people and leave quickly, so as not to let Cao Cao catch up. That would be a big problem. Liu Bei cried and said, Oh, my God, how can this be done? How could I Liu Bei do such an immoral thing? Ordinary people are willing to follow me. Can I bear to leave them and run away? Don't persuade me, or I will die with the people. That sounds so touching. In fact, this is quite hypocritical. Cao Cao is not a Japanese devil, so he can't slaughter ordinary people casually. Liu Bei, isn't this an act? But people are moved, guys. Liu Huangshu is a good man. Come on, he can live and die with us. Good leader. We all have to vote for him in the next election. Well, this person's heart is accepted. There was another cry, and Zhao Yun finally rescued his son and sent him to his arms. He threw the child away and cried and scolded: Rabbit, I almost sacrificed a good cadre for you. Aren't you grateful? Even knowing that Liu's leadership is playing virtual, it's not easy. A leader can throw a child in front of you, even if he is not an only child, it is great. Try with the contemporary boss, not to mention throwing his own child and letting him throw a mistress once, he can disagree. He can't stand it. But Liu Bei really fell, and Zhao Yun couldn't help being deeply moved. Boss Liu, don't do this. Why did you throw the child? You can rest assured that I am determined to work with you all my life. If he cries again, he will marry Sun Quan's sister by mistake. Sun Quan put him under house arrest, so he can't go back to Jingzhou. He cried and said to Sun Shangxiang, Madam, you have to save me. We are a loving couple. It's not that I don't want to leave I really hate to part with you. I really love you. Sun Shangxiang was very moved. She didn't care about Sun Quan's state affairs, and Liu Bei was her brother's natural enemy. Honey, I know you love me, and I love you too. I'm married to you. I'm from the Liu family. Ok, I'll follow you back to Jingzhou. Well, she ran away with Liu Bei. Needless to say, this kind of crying, Liu Bei is very skilled, tears also come very happily, just like a tap water pipe, when it is screwed, when it comes. Not counting the water meter. Of course, the other party has to pay a high "water fee". After reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei cried all the way, although the technique was old-fashioned and repeated several times. But this is not a literary creation, not a novel, and I am not afraid of the same plot details. This brought Liu Bei a good reputation. Be a good man and a gentleman. On the other hand, if Liu Bei doesn't like to cry, even if you take a train or a ship and pull a long face every day, you won't shed a tear even if you see a hundred coffins. What can others say about you, that you have a heart of stone? Say you have no sympathy. Are you unfair? Can we be cruel to the ancients? We can say, Liu Bei, don't fucking cry. You are a big old man, why do you act like an old woman all day? Do you always cry? How dare you? This kind of suggestion is definitely unacceptable. Liu Bei could not help crying. Crying is Liu Bei's weapon and his diplomatic strategy. Think about it, the somebody else Mr. Cao Mengde, holding the emperor to the vassal, imposing. People have power and influence. Cao Cao doesn't need to cry with anyone. People just laugh. Sun Quan, he inherited the inheritance of his father and brother, and the overall situation in Jiangdong is a foregone conclusion. Cao can't help it. There is no need to cry with anyone. Liu Bei can't. What does he have? Nothing, dollars, real estate, savings. There are no machines, factories or equipment. There is an uncle's pseudonym, I don't know if it is true or not. If Cao Cao coaxes Emperor Xian of Han to comfort him, come on, Your Majesty, and I won't punish you. But you have to tell me whether this Liu Bei is an uncle or not. Emperor Xian dared to whisper in the media: I can declare Uncle Liu Bei false. He doesn't even exist in our royal family tree. Well, Liu Bei's reputation is all over. There is no business at all! I can't help it Cry. People are all fleshy. Liu Bei has to cry out your heart and your brain. As we all know, crying is a physiological phenomenon, but if it is applied to psychology, it will be complicated. There is a word in Sun Tzu's art of war called "mourning for soldiers" strategy. Let's not laugh at Liu Bei. No matter ancient or contemporary, people or things who cry as a weapon have never been out of poverty. Not to mention the flowers crying and begging in the street, they only shed tears for a bite of food. Let's talk about some prominent figures first, and we often learn to use Liu Bei's techniques. Cry! This technique is very simple, as long as you can pull your face down, as long as you are not shy, as long as you can squeeze out tears in public, you will become. For example, someone in the cultural circle will not be mentioned when he speaks songs. Let's call him "Liu Erbei". Business, talk about songs, so as not to let insiders talk about songs and attack others. This Liu Erbei has worked hard for many years and his heart is high, but there is no result and no one appreciates it. He worked hard in Beijing for several years, but he made no progress. According to what he said later, he got an expert's advice: you have to put down your airs and ask others for something. Then, it dawned on him, and he immediately changed his face. He looked modest and went to visit his teacher everywhere. His weapon was crying and wiping his tears. When he talks about his poor health, he may not say goodbye to everyone at any time; Second, how much he loves his career and has delayed many important turning points in his life; Second, how poor his family is, just waiting for him to put this spoon and rice into the pot … and so on. I cry my head off every time, and I can't stop crying. Finally, many people's sympathy was carried forward by crying. Compassion for the weak? Some critics really support him. As a result, this Mr. Liu Erbei gradually became popular and became one thing. Now it belongs to this "home" and that "home". That day, Ge Tan met Liu Erbei at a meeting. He's really radiant. He raised his glasses everywhere and took photos with his fans. He acted like a successful man. The petty spirit of that year has disappeared. Talking about songs is full of emotion: Teacher Liu Erbei has really become a character. Even now, can we ask Liu Bei? Cry hard, don't cry, can Zhuge Liang get out of the mountain so easily? Can Lu Su win Jingzhou again and again without crying? Shut up and don't cry. Can Zhao be dead set? Even after he took Chengdu by conspiracy, he had the cheek to cry to Liu Zhang: "Dude, I have to." What's this called? Took someone else's territory and said he had to do it. Just like a rogue, who has not put on his pants after finishing his work, he holds the bullied woman's hand and cries, "Alas, I have to do this." After reading this, I really feel that this has become a "wicked Liu". Liu Bei's last cry can be said to be the first in history. He should have died, even lying in his hospital bed, crying and saying to Zhuge Liang, "Dude, I'm really going to die. Liu Chan, a young boy, has never experienced any major events. His work experience is definitely not good. You must help him well. " If he really can't do it, you can kick him aside and do it yourself. "If it is polite, just say it. But Liu Bei said it with tears. This matter is very serious. The dying man speaks the truth. You are dying, and you are still playing this game. However, such a cry made a generation of famous people die for it.
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