Humorous jokes of father and son

Lead: A person's intelligence will shine brilliantly in humorous talk and attract others deeply. Next, I YJ collected and sorted out the humorous jokes of father and son for everyone, increasing the humorous cells. Smart you will be a bright spot!

1. Daughter asks Dad, Dad, Dad, what am I to you?

What makes her think this guy can talk? Are you my little baby or something? Dear, but my father turned around and said bitterly, you are my impulsive punishment. . .

2. Dad killed a fly, and it didn't take long for his son to find a few flies gathered on the dead fly.

The son is curious: Why do you catch more flies?

Dad:? They are its relatives and friends to pay their respects. ?

3. son:? Mom, why am I here?

Mom:? Your father and I went to check in that day. I asked him to go out to buy food and condoms, and he bought a bunch of walnuts. . ?

4. grandpa:? I remember the colonel sent me to deliver letters, and I joined the enemy in Lu Yu. I risked my life and wiped out the enemy! ?

Grandson:? Didn't you say a platoon last year?

Grandpa:? Last year, you were too young. I'm afraid to scare you. It's okay now. ?

5. A father and son send text messages.

Son: Dad, I have the cheek to ask for a monthly confession again. ...

Dad: I'll give it tomorrow, but I still hope to accept it!

Son: My father was so heavy-hearted and grateful that he knelt down to thank Huang En.

Dad: God's grace is powerful, you don't have to!

Son: Father is busy with state affairs and family affairs. I wonder if the queen mother is in good health? I'm worried.

Dad: I'm busy with worldly things. As long as things are sorted out clearly, it's peaceful inside and outside! My son is in the hometown of Confucianism, so don't worry. He just wants to study!

Son: I obey orders, long live the emperor ~ ~

6. At the lunch table, my seven-year-old son was disobedient. During the argument, I stood up and said? I'm your father? .

The son then stood up and said, do you have any proof?

7. A classmate in college, his father told him: You are in college, and his father has no other requirements. First of all, his father is very busy at work. Don't always let me go to school to meet my parents.

Second, my father is not ready psychologically and doesn't want to be a grandfather too early. . .

8. Dad: Did you talk about girlfriends at school?

Son: No.

Dad: Why don't you bring the computer back?

Son: At school.

Dad: You shouldn't let your girlfriend play!

Son: No, she has her own.

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