Give me a short joke.

1, junior high school baton competition, I saw a boy sprinting forward, and when the baton was about to be handed over, the teacher shouted, catch, catch. Then the two boys paused, thought for half a second, and then really hugged and kissed. ...

2. Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together. Suddenly, a truck rushed out and crushed tomato A ... Then tomato B pointed to tomato A and laughed.

"Ha ha ha, ketchup ~"

Dad bought a polygraph robot and his son went home. Dad asked: How many people are there in this exam?

Son: First of all.

The robot immediately slapped his son, who admitted that he was the last one. His father kicked his son: Your father and I have always been the first!

The robot slapped his father. At this time, my mother came over and scolded my father: Don't be so cruel, he is your own son after all.

The robot is another slap in the face.