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My daughter-in-law was born in 1989 and I was born in 19 1 year. How to solve problems and get high marks? What floor do you want to buy?

First of all, rats

Being with mice is mixed, and neither sheep nor horses will live long.

Rabbits and chickens break apart, and dragons, monkeys and cows are lucky. -

The mouse and the ugly cow are six in one, so it is better to find an object that belongs to the cow. This is a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is a three-in-one marriage with Shen Monkey and Chen Dragon, so it is also appropriate to find a monkey or a dragon, which is a superior marriage. -

When a mouse collides with a noon horse, it is most taboo to find a horse. This is a second-class marriage. -

Rats and rabbits are punished together, so it is forbidden to look for rabbits. This is a second-class marriage. -

Rats and sheep also have harmful ingredients, so it is not suitable to find sheep, which is a lower-middle marriage. -

Sometimes it is said that the son performed it himself, which is an inferior marriage, so it should be avoided. -

Second, the ugly cow.

Good luck and bad luck, cows and rabbits are here,-

Dragon and horse are worried about Sophora flavescens,-

Disaster reunites sheep and dogs,-

Daji will always be a rat, snake and chicken-

The ugly cow and the mouse are in six, so it's better to find an object that belongs to the mouse. This is a superior marriage. -

Followed by the three-in-one marriage of snake and chicken, it is also appropriate to find snake and chicken. This is an excellent marriage. -

When an ugly cow hits a sheep, it is most taboo to find a sheep. This is a second-class marriage. -

Ugly cattle, sheep and dogs constitute three punishments, and finding sheep and dogs is the most taboo. This is an inferior marriage. -

Ugly cows are also harmful to afternoon horses, so it is not appropriate to find horses. This is a middle and lower class marriage. -

Third, Yin Hu:-

Mixed luck is a sea pig,-

Snakes will be very painful when they meet each other.

Monkeys lose money and hurt their lives,-

Daji also looks at the collocation of horses and dogs. -

Yin Hu and Haizhu six in one, it is best to find a pig, this is a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is a fine marriage with the afternoon horse, so it is also appropriate to find a horse or dog. -

Yin tiger collides with Shen monkey, and it is the most taboo to find monkeys. This is a second-class marriage. -

Yinhu also constitutes three punishments with the fourth snake and monkey, so it is most taboo to find a monkey belonging to a snake. This is a second-class marriage. -

Daji also looks at the collocation of horses and dogs. -

Fourth, the rabbit:-

The second auspicious snake, monkey and rabbit are also suitable.

Cows and tigers are happy when they are in trouble.

Dragons and chickens should taste the pain.

Luck is like a sheep, a pig and a dog. -

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A rabbit and a dog are six in one, so it's best to find a dog. This is a first-class marriage. -

Secondly, it is a three-in-one marriage with Hai pig and sheep, so it is also appropriate to find a pig or sheep, which is a superior marriage. -

When a rabbit collides with a chicken, finding a chicken is the most taboo, which is an inferior marriage. -

Hairy rabbits and mice have elements of mutual punishment, so it is not appropriate to find mice. This is a middle and lower class marriage. -

Mao Tu and Chen Long also hurt each other, so it is not appropriate to look for dragons. This is a second-class marriage. -

Verb (short for verb) Chen Long:-

Half snake, half horse and half sheep,-

Couples split up when they meet dogs and cows,-

The dragon and rabbit deserve trouble,-

Happiness also goes with mice, monkeys and chickens. -

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Chen Long and your chicken are in the sixth house, so you'd better find a chicken. This is a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is a trinity relationship with the monkey and mouse, so it is also appropriate to find a monkey and mouse, which is an upper marriage. -

When a dragon collides with a dog, it is most taboo to find a dog. This is a second-class marriage. -

Chen Long and hairy rabbits are mutually harmful, so it is not advisable to find rabbits. This is a second-class marriage. -

Sometimes people say that chenchen committed suicide, so we should also pay attention to avoid belonging to the same family. This is a middle and lower class marriage. -

Sixth, snakes:—

Tseji has his own rabbits, sheep and mice,-

There is evil in good luck, Yin Hu,-

Every pig meets a monkey because of a painful failure.

No disaster, no evil. -

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Snake and monkey are six in one. It's best to find a monkey. This is a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is a three-in-one marriage with an ugly cow, so it is also appropriate to find a chicken or cow, which is a superior marriage. -

Snakes collide with sea pigs, and finding pigs is the most taboo. This is a second-class marriage. -

Snakes and silver tigers are punished, which is an inferior marriage; -

Sometimes it is said that Yin, Si and Shen are three punishments, so three people should not form the pattern of snake, tiger and monkey. -

Seven, afternoon horse:-

Monkey, chicken, snake, dragon, second luck,-

Sick and short-lived, meet rabbits and mice,-

Horses and cows matched and lost their children.

Looking for happiness, tiger, sheep and dog. -

The afternoon horse and the sheep are six in one, so it is best to find an object that belongs to the sheep. This is a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is a combination of yin, tiger and dog, and it is also appropriate to find a tiger and monkey, which is a superior marriage. -

When a horse hits a mouse in the afternoon, it is most taboo to find a mouse. This is a second-class marriage. -

The afternoon horse and the ugly cow harm each other, and we should avoid looking for cows, which is a middle-lower marriage. -

Sometimes you say that you will commit suicide at noon, but you should also avoid belonging to the same family. This is a middle and lower class marriage. -

Eight. Not sheep

Shaggy only looks for snakes, dragons and rabbits,-

This son of a bitch is a rat, a cow and a horse,-

Pigs are best for having children.

Wang Cai Wang Guan with rabbits and horses. -

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The sheep and the afternoon horse are in harmony, and it is best to find a horse, which is a fine marriage. -

Secondly, it is a three-in-one marriage of pigs and rabbits, and it is also appropriate to find pigs and rabbits. This is a superior marriage. -

Sheep collide with ugly cows, and finding cows is the most taboo. This is a second-class marriage. -

Sheep and ugly cows and dogs constitute three punishments, so it is not appropriate to find dogs. This is a second-class marriage. -

Sheep and mice kill each other, so it is not advisable to find mice. This is a second-class marriage. -

Nine, Shen Xiazhi

Chi also has dogs, rabbits and cows,-

Illness and hardship met the sea pig,-

Every disaster will befall snakes and tigers,-

No punishment, no grams, no rats, no dragons. -

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Monkeys and snakes are six in one. It's best to find a snake. It's a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is a three-in-one with a squirrel-dragon, so it is also appropriate to find a squirrel-dragon, which is a superior marriage. -

When the queen of God meets the silver tiger, she is the most taboo to find the tiger. This is a second-class marriage. -

The empress of God, the silver tiger and the snake constitute three punishments, and it is not appropriate for the three to form the cooperation of the tiger, the snake and the monkey. -

Shen monkey and hai pig are mutually harmful, so it is not suitable to find pigs. This is a second-class marriage-

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X. You coward

Sheep, monkeys and pigs are lucky.

Accidents will happen to chickens and mice.

Children seldom meet dogs and rabbits,-

Wealth, happiness, snakes, dragons and cows. -

Your chicken and Chen Long are six in one, so you'd better find a dragon object, which is a fine marriage. -

Secondly, it is a good marriage to find an ugly snake cow, which is also appropriate. -

When your chicken collides with a rabbit, finding a rabbit is the most taboo, which is an inferior marriage. -

Chickens are also harmful to dogs, so it is not appropriate to find dogs. This is a middle and lower class marriage. -

Sometimes you also say that one yuan is self-punishment, so you should also avoid the marriage of the same genus, especially the lower class. -

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Xi。 Dog:-

Shaggy also observes dogs, pigs and snakes.

Yu Jiufeng's hardships,-

Disasters overlap on every sheep and cow—

Tiger, rabbit and horse have leisure and fun. -

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Dog and rabbit are six in one, and it's best to find a rabbit. This is a superior marriage. -

Secondly, it is three-in-one with Yinhu afternoon horse, and it is also appropriate to find a tiger horse. This is a superior marriage. -

Dogs and dragons collide, and finding dragons is the most taboo. This is a second-class marriage. -

Dogs and ugly cows without sheep constitute three punishments, and it is not appropriate to find sheep and cows, which is an inferior marriage. -

Dogs are also harmful to chickens, and it is not appropriate to find chickens. This is a middle and lower class marriage. -

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Twelve, porcupine:-

Dogs, chickens, cows and tigers are all chattering.

Leave every pig and monkey early,-

Punish, punish, influence, hurt, meet a dog,-

Shu Xian went to find sheep and rabbits tenderly-

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A sea pig and a silver tiger are in one. It's best to find a tiger. It's a fine marriage. -

Secondly, it is a trinity relationship with the wool rabbit without sheep, so it is also appropriate to find a rabbit sheep, which is an upper marriage. -

When a porcupine collides with a snake, it is most taboo to find a snake. This is a second-class marriage. -

Sometimes it is said that Haihai committed suicide, and it is not appropriate to find someone of the same genus. This is a second-class marriage-

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Which zodiac signs are unhappy? -

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Marriage according to the zodiac has been very popular since ancient times and is an important content in the zodiac culture. -

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The so-called genus incompatibility mainly refers to the collision, mutual harm and mutual punishment between genera, such as "six evils", "six evils" and "three punishments", and sometimes some of them belong to the category of incompatibility. -

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Six reds refer to the five elements between the six pairs of Chinese zodiac, such as-

Rats compete at noon,-

The ugly cow before the sheep collided,-

Yin and Hou fought each other,-

The rabbit collided with your chicken,-

Dragons and dogs fight each other,-

The snake collided with the pig. -

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This kind of collision is actually a collision of five elements with different gas fields, which is manifested in great differences in personality, temper and position, so there will be many contradictions in getting along, but the more people collide, the easier it is to attract each other. This is the reason why opposites attract each other physically. However, despite the emotional attraction, the personalities and concepts of the two sides are very different, and sometimes it is difficult to integrate, so it is difficult to get along. Even if you barely walk a distance, there is a great possibility of parting ways. -

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Six evils, also called six wearing, also refer to the five elements between six pairs of zodiac, which is slightly worse than the six reds. For example:-

Children and mice kill each other in front of sheep.

Ugly cows kill each other in the afternoon,-

The silver tiger killed the snake,-

Mao, rabbits and dragons kill each other,-

Monkeys and pigs kill each other.

You killed a dog with a chicken. -

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In fact, this mutual harm has played a destructive role in the combination of the five elements, such as the combination of ugliness and ugliness, but the future ugliness will hinder the combination of ugliness and ugliness. Therefore, when mutually harmful animals form lovers or couples, they will make much ado about nothing, often quarrel, affect their feelings, and some will eventually break up or divorce. -

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Mutual punishment refers to punishment between different genera. Traditionally, punishment is stronger than punishment. Metaphorically speaking, if the robbery is just a quarrel and the injury is injury, then the punishment is a fight. -

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There are several forms of punishment, including three punishments and self-punishment. For example:-

It is impolite for a son (mouse) and a rabbit (rabbit) to punish each other. -

Yin (tiger), Ji (snake) and Shen (monkey) were punished for bullying the city. -

Ugly (cow), not (sheep), and (dog) punish each other, which is a punishment without mercy. -

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These three punishments are taboo in marriage. -

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In addition, there are four groups of self-punishment: chenchen (Dragon), Wu Wu (Horse), You You (Chicken) and Hai Hai (Pig). Self-punishment means that people who hate pigs will have a hard time with themselves. For example, people in the Year of the Pig will encounter self-injury when they meet in the Year of the Pig. As far as marriage is concerned, these four kinds of people belonging to the same genus are not suitable to be together, otherwise they will "fight against each other" and "kill each other". -

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From the practical experience, among the above punishments, ugly punishment and yin Mao punishment are more serious, followed by zi Mao punishment, followed by you Haichao and noon punishment. -

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The so-called "punishment" is actually a form of the five elements. For example, children are punished and drowned when they are prosperous, but they can be born when they are weak, which will help them grow up, depending on different environments; In addition, among the three punishments of Yin Shenshen, Yin Shenshen was originally six reds, while the four Shenhe was Liuhe. In addition to the punishment of yin and Shen, only when these three genera are combined can three punishments occur. For example, a parent who is a tiger or a snake gives birth to a child of a subordinate monkey, which constitutes three punishments of Yin Shen Shen, which may be an unfortunate family combination. -

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Therefore, the marriage of "punishment" is more complicated and cannot be understood at once. It depends on different situations. -

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Marriage is the foundation of marriage, just as important as the root of a big tree, but it is only a word on the branches of the eight characters, which is broad and general and not specific enough to reflect the whole picture. So in reality, some couples who have made mistakes lead relatively normal lives. This is because there must be a consistent element in their eight-character character besides the one who made mistakes. Even if some couples or lovers belong to the same animal sign, there is a possibility of breaking up and divorcing if they are still in a hurry, so we can't generalize and analyze the specific situation. The eight-character marriage is about cooperation, "harmony", and it is four pillars and eight characters, so the reference value is far greater than the zodiac marriage. -

Secret Biography of Marriage between Men and Women (9) About Marriage between Men and Women-

Golden people get married ... Golden women are vicious-

A golden man marries a ... a wooden woman, Dozzi-

Golden people get married ... water women are rich-

Golden people get married ... the fire of life, women are fierce-

Golden people get married ... a native woman, Kim-

A lucky man married a poor and fierce golden woman-

Woodenhead married ... a wooden woman, Dozzi-

How lucky the man who is destined to marry the woman who is destined to be-

Fate, men get married ... the fire of life, women get rich-

Fate men get married ... Indigenous women are fierce-

Destiny's man married destiny's woman-

Marry a predestined relationship man ... marry a predestined relationship woman and have more children-

Aquatic men get married ... Women born in water thrive-

The water man is married ... the fire of life, the woman is lonely and fierce-

The Aquarius man marries a ... native female ghost-

The fire of life, men get married ... the golden life, female ghosts invade fiercely-

The fire of life, men get married ... women get rich-

The fire of life, the marriage of men ... the fate of women is fierce-

The Fire of Life Men get married ... The Fire of Life Women are the first to kill-

The fire of life, men get married ... the land is full of luck-

A local gets married ... a local publicizes Kyrgyzstan-

Local men get married ... Golden women thrive-

Local people get married ... wooden women invade-

When a local gets married ... the water girl is fierce-

Local men get married ... how rich the fire of women's life is-

The Secret Story of Marriage between Men and Women (3) Five Elements Marriage-

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Five elements (referring to Jin Mu's fire, water and earth) marriage method: first look up the age of the people born in the table, then look up the five elements by time, and then combine the five elements of men and women to find out their good and bad luck. -

1924 jiazijin (rat) 1925 picnic gold (cow)-

1926 bingyin fire (tiger) 1927 dingmao fire (rabbit)-

1928 Chen Wu is a wood (dragon) 1929 has always been a wood (snake)-

1930 Wu Geng soil (horse) 193 1 year Xinwei soil (sheep)-

1932 renshen gold (monkey) 1933 Gui You gold (chicken)-

1934 jiashuhuo (dog) 1935 yihaihuo (pig)-

1936 bingzishui (rat) 1937 dingchoushui (cow)-

1938 wuyin genus soil (tiger) 1939 jiumao genus soil (rabbit)-

1940 belongs to gold (dragon) 194 1 year has belonged to gold (snake)-

1942 Renwu (horse) 1943 Guiwei (sheep)-

1944 Shen Jiashui (monkey) 1945 Yiyoushui (chicken)-

1946 propionyl soil (dog) 1947 dinghai soil (pig)-

1948 fire of Wuzi (rat) 1949 fire of Ugly (cow)-

1950 gengyin (tiger) 195 1 year-old xinmao (rabbit)-

1952 Renchen water (dragon) 1953 Cinnamomum water (snake)-

1954 Wu Jia gold (horse) 1955 B non-gold (sheep)-

1956 Shen Binghuo (monkey) 1957 Ding Youhuo (chicken)-

1958 Wushu (dog) 1959 Jiuhai (pig)-

1960 boxer soil (rat) 196 1 year bitter ugly soil (cow)-

1962 Renyin Gold (Tiger) 1963 Guimao Gold (Rabbit)-

1964 Chen Jia is a fire (dragon) 1965 B is a fire (snake)-

1966 belongs to water (horse) in Bingwu 1967 belongs to water (sheep) in Ding Wei-

1968 Wushen soil (monkey) 1969 Youyou soil (chicken)-

1970 Geng (dog) 197 1 Xinhaijin (pig)-

1972 buttercup (mouse) 1973 capers (cow)-

1974 Jiayin water (tiger) 1975 Mao Yishui (rabbit)-

1976 belongs to the soil (dragon) 1977 belongs to the soil (snake)-

1978 is a fire (horse) in the fifth five-year plan, 1979 is no longer a fire (sheep)-

1980 Genus 198 1 Genus-

1982 Shu Ren water (dog) 1983 Guihai water (pig)-

1984 jiazijin (rat) 1985 picnic gold (cow)-

1986 bingyin fire (tiger) 1987 dingmao fire (rabbit)-

1988 Chen Wu is a wood (dragon) 1989 has always been a wood (snake)-

1990 Wu Geng soil (horse) 199 1 year Xinwei soil (sheep)-

1992 renshen gold (monkey) 1993 Gui You gold (chicken)-

A great prophecy of fate