Classic joke

One day, three people were sent to the funeral home. Strangely, their smiles after death are all ... The funeral home manager asked pol.ice: Why do their faces change after death?

The policeman said, this is ... it's a long story ... look at the man on the left. He and his wife were at the most passionate moment in the spring night. He couldn't stand it and hung up.

The administrator replied: alas ... it's romantic to be a ghost when people die. How did the one in the middle die? Policeman: The one in the middle, oh, he is a real human tragedy. He was walking on the road when he suddenly heard that he had won the first prize with a prize of over 700 million yuan. ..

While he was laughing happily, he was hit by an oncoming car. And he hung up.

The administrator replied, alas, he really doesn't have the blessing to enjoy the rest of his life. What about the rest?

Pol.ice: It's a pity that this one died. He was killed by lightning while climbing a tree.

The administrator replied: there is something wrong with this. Why do you laugh when you are struck by lightning? ..

The policeman said: because after he climbed the tree, suddenly a flash of lightning ... he thought ... someone was taking pictures of him. ..