Humorous jokes in the evening

1, there will be lightning and thunder tonight. . . Think about the funny things in high school.

A night study, it rained heavily. In the last class, a classmate suddenly ran out of the classroom. Ten minutes later, he came back wet with an umbrella in his hand.

Why should we ask him? This strange flower said: If it rains too hard, go back and get an umbrella. For an instant, my friends and I were shocked. . .

2. That night, the wind was light and the clouds were light, and the moonlight was hazy. You followed me to that big tree, and you said you would send me three words.

To this day, I still deeply remember what you said to me with affection and a little shyness. Lend me money. ? But brother, three years have passed, when will you pay me back?

3、? Mom, I want to divorce my wife. ? Because of what? I told her a joke yesterday, and she didn't laugh. ? That's it. You can't leave! ? She didn't laugh. A man under the bed smiled. ? 4, live on campus, the weather is sultry at night, and there is no electricity, so put the mat in the corridor to sleep.

Just lying there surrounded by mosquito formations? I rummaged through the cupboard and found a plate of mosquito-repellent incense to put under my feet, so that I could sleep peacefully?

Less than an hour later, I was awakened by a man's scream. I was so angry that I saw a figure shaking and saying, you, you big ye! It's scary enough to lay straw mats in the corridor, but also burn incense?

One spring night, a girl knocked on my door.

I asked her who she was, and she shook her head without saying anything and began to take off her clothes.

Since then, she will come on time every Wednesday without saying a word.

A month later, the girl finally spoke: Director X, can I play this role?

I pointed to the floor and said, Director X's house is downstairs, dear! ?

I go to the living room to drink water at night.

I heard my mother tell my father to turn off the refrigerator.

Dad said, oh, and then he heard the sound of turning off the air conditioner.

Mom and Dad, are you kidding? Is this the tacit understanding of being married for more than 20 years?

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