Humorous and in-depth jokes (the most popular 10 jokes in the circle of friends)

A blind man went to a relative's house. After dark, his relatives kindly lit a lantern for him and said, "It's getting late. It's getting dark. Make a lantern and go home!" " "

The blind man said angrily, "You know I'm blind, but don't you laugh at me for lighting a lamp to show me the way?"

His relatives said, "You have made the mistake of limiting your thinking. When you walk on the road, many people walk on the road. If you hold a lantern, others can see you and won't hit you. "

The blind man thought, yes!

This story tells us that limited thinking is thinking from your own point of view, and overall thinking is that you put yourself in the whole environment to consider. If you think about the problem systematically, you will find that your behavior will interact with others.

02

After Columbus discovered America, many people thought that Columbus just happened to see it, and anyone else could do it by luck.

So, at a grand banquet, a nobleman said to him, "Mr. Columbus, we all know where America is, and you just happened to go there first!" " If we go, we will find it. "

Columbus was calm in the face of criticism. He had a brainwave, picked up an egg on the table and said to everyone, "Ladies and gentlemen, who can stand the egg on the table? Which one of you can do it? "

Everyone was eager to try, but they were defeated one by one. Columbus smiled, picked up the egg, patted it on the table and stood there.

Columbus went on to say, "Yes, it's as simple as that. It is really not difficult to discover America, as easy as laying this egg. But, gentlemen, who did it before I set it up? "

Innovation is essentially a welcome attitude towards new ideas, new perspectives and new changes, and it is also manifested in a new perspective. Many times, people will say, "Is this innovation? I also know! " Innovation is that simple. The key is whether you dare to think or do.

03

In the year of college entrance examination, I got 200 points, and my mother's friend's children got 680 points. My child went to a key university and I had to work.

Nine years later, the mother showed off to me and my mother that her son had applied for a project manager with a monthly salary of over 10,000 yuan. ...

On the other hand, I am thinking: Should I hire him?

Regardless of the truth of the story, but you must understand:

You, maybe you don't have to go to college,

However, it is absolutely impossible not to struggle.

04

There was a boy with a bad temper, and his father gave him a bag of nails. And told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a nail in the fence in the backyard.

On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails.

Slowly, the number of nails hammered down every day decreased, and he found it easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails. So, one day, the boy will never lose patience and lose his temper again.

He told it to his father. Father added that from now on, as long as he can control his temper, he will pull out a nail. As the days passed, the boy finally told his father that he had finally pulled out all the nails.

Father took him by the hand and went to the backyard and said, "You have done well, my good boy, but look at those holes in the fence." These fences will never be restored to their original appearance. What you say when you are angry will leave scars like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will last forever. The pain of words is as unbearable as the real pain. "

People often get hurt forever because of some ruthless deadlock. If we can all start from ourselves and start to be tolerant of others, I believe you will receive many unexpected results. Opening a window for others is to let yourself see a more complete sky.

05

A went to buy cigarettes and smoked 29 yuan, but he didn't have any matches. He said to the shop assistant, "Send a box of matches by the way." The clerk didn't give it.

B went to buy cigarettes and smoked 29 yuan. He doesn't have any matches either. He said to the clerk, "It's ten cents cheaper." Finally, he bought a box of matches with this hair.

This is the simplest psychological marginal effect.

The first type: the shopkeeper thinks that he has made money on one commodity and not on another. The feeling index of making money is 1,

The second type: the shopkeeper thinks that both goods have made money, and the profit index is 2. Of course, psychological tendency is the second.

Similarly, this kind of psychology is also manifested in the trick of buying one and getting one free. Customers think that one thing is earned without paying, but it is actually a psychological marginal effect.

Another way can often have unexpected results. On the road of life, it is very important to improve the mental model and way of thinking.

06

There is a little boy. One day, his mother took him to the grocery store to buy things. When the boss saw the lovely child, he opened a can of candy and let the little boy take a handful of candy by himself.

But the boy did nothing. After several invitations, the boss personally grabbed a handful of sugar and put it in his pocket.

When I got home, my mother asked the little boy curiously, why don't I grab the candy myself and let the boss do it? The little boy replied wonderfully, "Because my hands are small and my boss's hands are big, he must take much more than me."

Children know that their abilities are limited and that others are better than themselves. Learn to rely on others at the right time, not just on your own. This is modesty and cleverness. Of course, making a small sum of money is not too smart.

07

Linklater, a famous American host, visited a child one day and asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

The child naively replied, "Well ... I want to be an airplane pilot."

Linklater then asked, "What would you do if one day your plane flew over the Pacific Ocean and all the engines died?"

The child thought for a moment: "I will tell the people sitting on the plane to fasten their seat belts first, and then I will hang up my parachute and jump out."

While the audience was laughing, linklater continued to observe the child to see if he was a self-righteous guy.

Unexpectedly, two lines of tears welled up in the child's eyes, so linklater asked him: Why did you do this? "

The child's answer revealed his sincere thoughts: "I'm going to get fuel, I want to come back!" " "

This is the "art of listening". First, don't listen to half of it. Second, don't project your meaning on other people's words. Learn to listen, listen attentively and listen humbly.

08

The man bought a fish and asked his wife to cook it. Then he went to the movies by himself, and his wife wanted to go with him.

The man said, "it's a waste of money for two people to see." You make the fish well, and when I come back from watching it, I will share the story with you while eating. "

When the man came back from watching it, he didn't see any fish, so he asked his wife, "Where are the fish?"

The wife calmly found a chair to sit down and said, "I ate all the fish." Come, sit down and I'll tell you about the taste of fish. "

I will treat you as you treat me. There is a classic saying: "I give you a candy, you are happy." When you see me giving two others, you have an opinion of me. " . But you don't know that he also gave me two sweets, and you never gave me anything. "

09

An old man was fishing by the river, and a child went to see him fishing.

The old man was very skilled, so he soon caught a basket full of fish. The old man thinks the child is cute and wants to give him the whole basket of fish. The child shook his head, and the old man asked in surprise, "Why not?"

The child replied, "I want the fishing rod in your hand."

The old man asked, "What do you need a fishing rod for?"

The child said, "This basket of fish will be finished soon. If I have a fishing rod, I can fish by myself and eat it for a lifetime. "

I think you will say: What a clever boy.

Wrong. If he only wants a fishing rod, he can't eat any fish. Because he doesn't know fishing skills, it's useless to have a fishing rod, because fishing is not about fishing rods, but about fishing skills.

There are too many people who think that they have a fishing rod on the road of life and are no longer afraid of the wind and rain on the road, and will inevitably fall on the muddy ground. It's like a child looking at the old man and thinking that as long as there is a fishing rod, there will be endless fish, just like a clerk looking at the boss and thinking that as long as he sits in the office, money will roll in.

10

A pig, a sheep and a cow are kept in the same corral.

Once, the shepherd caught the pig, and it screamed loudly and resisted fiercely. Sheep and cows hate its howling, so they say, "He often catches us, and we don't bark."

The pig replied, "catching you and catching me are two different things." He only wants your hair and milk, but it's killing him to catch me! " "

It is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other's feelings. Therefore, we should not gloat over the setbacks, setbacks and pains of others, but should have a caring, understanding and tolerant heart.