Find some jokes about mice.

1. An American, a Japanese and a China are arguing about which country's wine is strong, and they all say that they are strong.

National wine is strong. After three days and nights of arguing, there was no result. Finally, I decided to experiment with mice.

The first mouse drank American whiskey, staggered for ten steps and fell down. Americans are very proud!

The second mouse drank Japanese rice wine, staggered for five steps and fell down. The Japanese are more proud!

The third mouse drank the famous China spirit Erguotou, and it doesn't matter if it staggered for more than ten steps. Finally, he came back.

Nest.

Japanese and Americans were about to laugh at China when the mouse came out of its nest with a plank brick and shouted:

In a word:

"The cat? The cat was awakened by a knock at the door in the middle of the night. When it opened the door, it looked like a mouse. The cat asked angrily, do you want to die? The mouse trembled and said, big brother, buy insurance. The task is too heavy. I really have no choice but to knock on your door!

The tortoise said to the mouse, "I work in a five-star hotel!" " ""nonsense! " "Really, they made soup with my bath water just now. "

4. There are four reasons for the survival of mice: providing employment opportunities for cats, providing part-time jobs for dogs, being a free spokesperson for computer mice, and trying to study certain diseases for human beings.

The mouse and the bat got married, and others laughed at the mouse for having no eyes. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess. A friend asked the bat how he married a mouse. The bat has tears in his eyes, which is meaningful: alas! That day, he ate Viagra, with strong firepower, jumped on the ceiling and gave him a hand.

6. "Mom, despite your objection, I still can't forget him. I only have eyes for him. " "Silly boy, don't fall in love. We are mice, but he is a mouse! " 7. A cat is chasing a mouse, but the mouse can't get out of the hole. After waiting for a long time, the mouse still couldn't get out, just like a dog barking: "Woof!" " Then let out a scream! The mouse was happy, thinking that the cat was scared away by the dog, and came out humming a ditty. As soon as he got out of the hole, he was held down by the cat: "You finally came out!" " "The mouse begged," Before I die, can you tell me what happened? "These days, who can't speak a few foreign languages! 8. A mouse was chased by a cat and strayed into a flower shop. The mouse found that there was no way out, so he picked up a bunch of roses as a weapon and made a tenacious resistance. The cat was startled and immediately lowered its head and said shyly, "You damn fool, it's so sudden …" 9. Four mice are chatting together.

A mouse said, "Recently, I often play with rat poison."

The second one is not to be outdone: "I often exercise with a mousetrap recently."

The third proudly pointed to a pregnant cat and said, "I did it!" " "

The fourth mouse scoffed and pointed to a enchanting fox and said, "How can I show my identity without a mistress these days!" 10. The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair. She followed her husband to the grass. After a while, a hedgehog came out of the hole. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog and said, "You damn fool, you still say you didn't have an affair? Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse? "1 1. A dormitory is visited by rats every day. In desperation, the head of the dormitory finally called an emergency meeting in the dormitory to discuss the problem of rats. Dormitory member A said, "Let's get a cat, so there won't be any mice"; B said, "We bought a lot of rat poison and ate it to death"; C also suggested that "we should not wash our feet every day and smoke them to death"; Finally, I saw D unhurriedly say, "Why don't you go to the school cafeteria to buy food for the mice and make them sick?" ".12. There was a man who slept in a hotel at night.

The next morning, he called the waiter and said, "Last night, two mice made me unable to sleep, which made me unable to sleep well all night. I want compensation! " ! ! "The waiter said," that won't keep you awake! " "

"But then dozens of mice came to stop the fight. How can I sleep? "