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Funny jokes about hot pot English

1. I suddenly had a stomachache when I was shopping, so I went into the hot pot restaurant on the corner 199 and wanted to borrow a toilet, but I couldn't find it on the first floor. So I ran to the second floor. The second floor was still under renovation, and it was empty, only to find that there was a faulty toilet door to be repaired. Please don't use it. I really can't help it. ! When I finished, I went downstairs and found no one there. Strangely, it's dinner time. Just now, I said downstairs at the wedding, why did you go to the building all at once? Even the waiter and receptionist were gone ... so I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there?" Why is there no one? At this moment, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, *! ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? You are very lucky.

2. One day, Xiao Ming, Xiao Hei and Liang Xiao went to the park. Three people suddenly saw something that looked like poop.

Xiao Ming looked at it carefully and said, it looks like poop.

Blackie approached and said, it smells like poop.

Xiao Liang pinched a piece and said, "It tastes like poop." .

The three of them said together: it's poop, don't step on it.

3. A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to give a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )"

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach ached.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?" So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)."