Classic funny jokes

I know it is better to rely on myself than others, but I am more unreliable than others. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Classic humorous joke (1) 1, I always forget to bring my umbrella when it rains; Advertise as soon as you turn on the TV; Be trampled as soon as you wear new shoes; As soon as I like someone, no one likes me.

2. Every time I see Marilyn? I always think of pictures of Monroe. What a fart to make a skirt so high!

Mom said that the weather is so fine, don't forget bask in the quilt. So I photographed the quilt on the bed and sent it to Weibo.

I saw a rolling pin in the online shop. There are comments below: the thickness is very suitable, and my wife is very satisfied! The more I think about it, the more I want to laugh.

I pestered my goddess for a month, as a result, she was seriously injured and hospitalized.

6. I opened a room with my girlfriend for the first time and found that he was not suitable. I asked her what happened, and she said, Don't be paranoid. My mother didn't give birth to me either. It should be inherited. ? I believe.

7, playing games cool, suddenly remembered that it has been a day, the materials of the unit have not been written, PPT has not been done. Suddenly I feel so uncomfortable, and I am still so inattentive when playing a game.

8. My fried noodles are half fried and stinky tofu is half fried! The city management is coming! The boss pushed the car away, so I had to follow. This is a trip to eat food. . .

Classic humorous jokes (2) 1. No one who doesn't know you has ever eaten pork.

2. If you use calligraphy to compare your long image, it is scribbling!

3. With your unique bitter gourd face, cross-eyed, fanned ears, rosacea, crow's feet, Spain, cactus, beer belly, bowlegs and Hong Kong feet, you are definitely a descendant of Jurassic.

4. Some people get out of the water when they are tender, and your nose is soaked when you are so timid.

5, there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love.

6. Some people are very divided. They can set up a chat room.

7. You said you were my friend. I know that animals are really good friends of human beings.

8. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

9、? They say that you can marry a chicken and a dog, and you can marry me if you want. ?

Classic humorous jokes (3) 1, isn't equality between men and women implemented? Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

I'd rather lie at home and cry! I don't want to sit in my office and laugh!

There is a kind of person who thinks he is a local tyrant when he spends money, and only when he spends money does he know he is a local turtle. . . Tears streaming down her face! ! !

Remember to drink some yogurt after eating hot pot to avoid hurting your stomach. Remember to eat bananas after the barbecue to avoid hurting your throat. The most important thing is, no matter what you eat, remember to pay to avoid hurting your health.

5, sister sentence: Even if you have as many shortcomings as a star, there is only one advantage like the sun. In my eyes, the stars disappeared as soon as the sun came out.

6. I saw in Weibo that it would be nice if the house price was 50% off on the day of the Double Eleven. God replied: this sentence seems that you can afford it at a 50% discount!

7. There are three ways to treat life: accept, change and leave. If you can't accept it, change it If you can't change it, leave. To put it another way: endure, be cruel or get out?

8. Separation has the same effect on love as wind does on fire: the raging fire is blown bigger and bigger by the wind, and the small flame is blown out by the wind.

9. The strong wind in Beijing will make you stop worrying about changing your hairstyle. At 3: 07 a.m., 5: 00 p.m. and 4: 06 p.m., the wind will send you all kinds of small gifts, such as elm circles, poplar hairs, sticks, rotten leaves, rags and all kinds of dregs. Come on, baby, Beijing gale will serve you wholeheartedly, and once or twice every six months, there is always a suitable one.

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