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Jokes in Ceng Xiaoxian's TV series
The original sentence is: curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning bag, going to the toilet to plug the toilet, buying cans without pull ring, buying milk tea without straw, eating watermelon seeds, people will always line up and never get on the bus.
That's what Ceng Xiaoxian said when she cursed Lisa.
Classic lines of "Love Apartment 3"
1. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to cherish the future with a smile. Because of life, there is no if.
When faced with two choices, coin toss always works, not because it can give the correct answer, but because you know the answer you want at the moment you throw it in the air.
Never abandon others, because you may be rejected by others. Conversely, don't be discouraged because others don't like you, because you may dislike others at any time.
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