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What is the existence of "Better to be a prostitute than a prostitute" in Hu Taihou in Northern Qi Dynasty?

If we say which dynasty in the history of China is the most absurd and wonderful, perhaps no one can be the emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty. After all, Hu Taihou, as a woman, has shouted it out. Being a prostitute is better than being a prostitute? So amazing, then what kind of existence is Empress Hu of BAIC?

(A) the absurd Northern Qi Dynasty

Beiqi is only 28 years old, which I think is largely related to the absurdity, fornication and insanity of these emperors. Let's take a look at these wonderful northern qi emperors first.

Gao Yang, the first emperor, was an alcoholic, lewd, immoral, cruel and heartless, robbing women, ministers and wives.

After the abdication of Emperor Filial Piety in the Eastern Wei Dynasty, Gao Yang became emperor himself (Emperor Filial Piety was poisoned by Gao Yang soon) and established the Northern Qi Dynasty. In the early days, Levin also made some achievements, expanding its territory. The north defeated Qidan and Shanhu, which had few Turks, and the south defeated Nanliang. However, once the Quartet became stable, Gao Yang immediately became ugly, and he could rank first among the most dissolute monarchs in ancient China. The most famous example is that he likes to gather people to be promiscuous and cruel. Ai Xue, his favorite, was drunk and remembered that Ai Xue had an affair with his courtiers, so he directly killed him on the spot. He personally dismembered the body, took off the thigh bone and made it into a musical instrument to play and sing? Beauty is hard to get again? , stunned others.

Gao Zhan, the fourth emperor: Good wine and lust, killing brothers, forcing rape of the emperor's wife, killing my nephew, favoring traitors?

Gao Zhan Gao Yang and Gao Yan's ninth brother are really like his brother. He never left anything that Gao Yang did, or worse. Getting through the so-called road of human relations, he even coveted Li Zue, the queen of his brother Gao Yang, and threatened her in the name of his son Gao Shaode, forcing her to submit and giving birth to a princess for him. Li Zue strangled the princess, and Gao Zhan became angry from embarrassment and killed Gao Shaode with the handle. His queen Hu, is also comparable. Although unwilling to be lonely, she committed adultery with believers and monks and was an adulteress. ?

Gao Wei, the fifth emperor: destroying loyalty, being lucky, being dissolute and heartless?

Gao Zhan's second son, at the age of 65,438+09, accepted his father's inheritance. Because he is completely uninterested in state affairs, he only sees a few minions. Egged on by his henchmen, Gauguin killed many ministers, including the famous warrior Lan Ling Gao Changgong, for his own throne. Self-destructive pillar. And its most famous allusion is that idiom? A corpse? .

Gao Wei has a favorite princess, Feng Xiaolian. Cushman & Wakefield and his minions went to court and asked Feng Xiaolian to take off her clothes and let them comment. So-called? Chen Yedu, Xiaoxi County, has been reported to Jinyang? . Seeing the imminent national subjugation, he hurriedly passed the throne to his eight-year-old son Gao Feng, and then fled to Chen Nan with the harem beauty. He was captured halfway and became a prisoner of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. A year later, he was framed for rebellion and executed.

(2) Taihou in northern Hu Qi.

After a general understanding of the absurdity of BAIC's royal family, it is strange that BAIC Hu Taihou can get rid of the mud. After all, all the people near Zhu Zhechi are black. In the feudal society where imperial power is higher than the sky, it is almost impossible for her to be independent, so she simply broke the jar and completely indulged in depravity, because she said so? Being a prostitute is better than being a prostitute? Such jaw-dropping words from the tiger and the wolf.

Hu Taihou, a native of Anding County, Northern Qi Dynasty, was born in. His father is Hu, his mother is Lu Daoyue, and his brother is Hu Changren. Hu is Hu's daughter, and she is steady. When she was born, there was an owl barking in the tent outside. At that time, people thought it was not a good omen. After Mr. and Mrs. Hu, she was chosen as the concubine of King Changguang. Hu's appearance is not particularly prominent, but his temperament is extremely lewd. Gao Zhan is also a lecherous child. It's like a duck to water to get such a good wife, and they complement each other.

After that, I took a fancy to his sister-in-law, and didn't come home for a night. Hu, who was unwilling to be lonely, was not idle. Shi Zhe and Shi Kai are good at holding hands and playing the pipa. They are a romantic combination. Hu has always had a crush on the tiger, so he took the opportunity of going out for a picnic to bribe the ladies-in-waiting and lead the tiger into the palace to commit adultery. The two also made a vicious vow to be a pair of mandarin ducks for a long time. In Hu Huanghou, because He Shikai is good at flattery and likes to tell some obscene jokes, Gao Zhan likes to listen to them very much. After death, I became very close to Hu and Guo. ?

After Gao Zhan's death, his son Gao Wei succeeded to the throne and killed her old frame and Shikai. Hu Huanghou was heartbroken. When she was lonely and bored, she went to the temple to worship Buddha and burn incense, and met a monk Tan Xian. It is said that Tan Xian and Lao Ai played very well in the Qin Dynasty. They made eyes at each other and did a good thing. Later, Hu Taihou became more and more courageous, forgave Tan Xian's chanting and handed him over to the dead. He simply called the fairy into the harem and asked him to turn the dead Gao Zhan over Hu Taihou's belly every night. ?

It's also interesting that things are exposed. In addition to Tan Xian, Hu Taihou also invited Tan Xian's beautiful little apprentice to the palace to enjoy himself. From then on, Hu Taihou, like an emperor, called a young monk every night and had a good time. For fear that Gao Wei would know, he dressed these monks as nuns and painted them with thrushes. However, due to the enchanting makeup of these monks, they were accidentally met by Gao Wei during the visit, which made him want to burn his heart, so he forced them to wait in bed. As a result, these young monks showed their true colors, so Gao Wei ordered them all to be killed, and Hu Taihou was transferred to Gong Bei for imprisonment.

In 577, the Northern Qi Dynasty was destroyed by the Northern Zhou Dynasty, and Hu Taihou was captured in Chang 'an with Empress Mu. Some people were dismissed, including Hu Taihou. She didn't want to go to Yizhou to suffer, so she opened a brothel in the busiest street in Chang 'an. Hu Taihou took his daughter-in-law, Queen Mu, and started a flesh business together. Taking two queens as gimmicks, while in her forties, her charm still exists, while Queen Mu is in her early twenties, in full bloom, with natural customers and prosperous business.

Hu Taihou therefore excitedly said to Queen Mu:? Being a prostitute is much more interesting than being a prostitute. ? As everyone knows, it is this sentence that nailed her to the shame column of history and never turned over!