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Tell a joke quickly.
One day, Xiaoming put a plaster on his hand.
The teacher asked: What happened to your hand?
Xiao Ming said: It's broken.
The teacher said: Why?
Xiaoming said: Because I am too lazy.
The teacher said: Too lazy will break your hand?
Xiao Ming said: I was walking on the road and my shoes hit a stone.
But I'm too lazy to do it by hand,
Just shake your feet with a telephone pole and let the stone fall out.
Passers-by thought I was electrocuted and hit my hand with a wooden stick.
therefore .................
Teacher: ............
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