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What are the embarrassing generation gaps between you and your grandparents?
The generation gap between my grandma and I should be as wide as the Milky Way. Every time we chat, we are always talking about the wrong things, which makes people laugh and laugh.
The weather is getting hot, so I followed the trend and bought a pair of beggar jeans. I looked so pretty in the mirror, "Grandma, look at how good my pants are!" Grandma was stunned for a long time and waved me over. My poor baby, is she out of money? Grandma will give you money to buy a new one. ?Where is this? I don’t understand grandma’s brain circuit. When I got up from my nap, I saw my grandma wearing reading glasses and carefully mending my pants! Each hole was lined with a piece of floral cloth. Grandma proudly showed it to me. How about it? Grandma’s craftsmanship is pretty good, right? ?Looking at her expectant eyes waiting for praise, I nodded with tears in my eyes, ?Thank you grandma, grandma for your hard work...?My pants, a whole three hundred oceans were ruined like this.
I am a loyal fan of two-dimensional figures, so I bought a display cabinet to display my little cuties. When grandma saw it, she asked me confusedly, "Girl, why are you making so many clay dolls?" ?Grandma, this is not a clay doll, it is a figure. ?What, hand mixing? Hand-made noodles? Made of flour? ?I was speechless for a while. Grandma picked it up and looked at it. What kind of monster is this? ?Grandma, this is not a monster, this is Sailor Moon! Be careful, it's thousands of dollars. ?What, thousands of clay dolls! What a sin. ?I went to the park to pick up my grandma and take her home for dinner that day. I heard her complaining to her old friends, ?My granddaughter spent thousands to buy a bunch of clay dolls, which looked like the white-bone spirits in Journey to the West. ?Since then, I have been a prodigal daughter in the hearts of these old ladies. My reputation has been completely ruined, and it was ruined by my own grandmother...
Having an elder in the family is like having a treasure. No matter what, grandma still brings us a lot of happiness. I am willing to take her to get to know this new world together, and do my best to narrow the generation gap so that she can join us young people, and her life will be full of freshness. and vitality.
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