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In today's Chinese class, the teacher said to us, "The students all say that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Each of us has a pair of eyes, but I think we have three eyes. " After
Who has?
In today's Chinese class, the teacher said to us, "The students all say that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Each of us has a pair of eyes, but I think we have three eyes. " After
In today's Chinese class, the teacher said to us, "The students all say that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Each of us has a pair of eyes, but I think we have three eyes. " After listening to the teacher, the students began to talk about it. How can a person have three eyes? I thought: Why does the teacher say that we have three eyes? Where is our third eye?
"Then let's play a game to find our third eye. Who volunteered? " The teacher said with a smile. There was silence in the classroom. Students, you look at me and I look at you. No one dares to go to the podium. Seeing this situation, the teacher had to "order" and the monitor was "ordered" to the podium in fear. I saw the teacher take out the red scarf from his bag and fold it several times to cover the monitor's eyes. What medicine is sold in the teacher's gourd? At this time, the teacher took out his mobile phone and let the monitor touch it, so that he could guess what it was. Too "naive", the monitor won at a guess. The teacher took out another drink bottle and asked the monitor to guess. The monitor touched it again and again before guessing that it was a beverage bottle. Ha, that's interesting! "The first game to find the third eye is over. We will play the second game again. We need it this time.
Two students came over. "The words sound just fell and the students scrambled to go up. As a result, Zhang Yongbin and Deng and Ning robbed them of these two places. The teacher blindfolded them, then took out two bottles of transparent liquid from the bag for them to touch and shake, and asked them to guess what was in the bottle. Zhang Yongbin, Deng and Ning all said it was water. The teacher asked us to guess what it was. Some students say it's water, while others say it's a drink. The teacher told us not to jump to conclusions. The teacher took out two small cups and poured a small cup from two bottles for everyone to taste. Deng Hening frowned after tasting, and everyone laughed. Zhang Yongbin smiled after tasting and drank all the rest of the cup. The teacher asked us to guess what they were drinking. The students talked about it one after another. Some said that Deng Hening drank wine, while others said it was vinegar. Some said that what Zhang Yongbin drank was definitely Sprite. The teacher said, "Let Zhang Yongbin, Deng and Ning tell you! "As a result, Deng Hening drank vinegar and Zhang Yongbin drank Sprite.
After these two games, I know that our third eye can be: hands, tongue, ears and nose. Because the hands can touch, the tongue can taste, the ears can hear and the nose can smell. This can guess things.
Ha, this class is really interesting!
Article 2:
Today is different from the past. Teacher Fang came into the classroom happily with a bag of things and said to us with a smile, "Students, today we have a composition class." I am the second monk-I am at a loss. What do you do in the composition class?
Teacher Fang said, "Let's play a guessing game in this class. First, the teacher chooses a classmate to go on stage, reaches into his pocket and touches something. The student can only tell its characteristics, functions and what it is made of. Don't say what it is, let the students guess. Do you understand? " "I understand, I understand, let's start!" The students anxiously raised their hands and said, "I'll touch first, I'll touch first." "Teacher Fang doesn't know who to choose. Finally, Chen Zhe, the representative of the art class, was elected to the stage. Chen Zhe walked confidently to the podium as if he could guess correctly. Chen Zhe put his hand into his pocket and rolled his eyes as if it were hard to guess. He said, "This thing is soft, with semicircular ears, two braids and hands connected together." The students said, "I see, it's a doll!" "I told Zhou," It's a monkey! " Finally, Miss Fang asked Chen Zhe to take out the things. The students all said in unison, "doll, doll." I told Zhou, "Monkey, monkey." As a result, the whole class burst into laughter as soon as the things were taken out. It turned out to be a gibbon. Chen Zhe regarded Gibbon's hand as a braid, and the students all blamed Chen Zhe for his unclear description. Teacher Fang said, "If you don't describe it clearly, others can't guess it. If you describe it clearly, others will definitely guess. "
Teacher Fang invited Zhou Chuan, a clever boy, to touch it on the stage. He reached into his pocket, touched something and smiled. It seems that this thing is easy to guess. He said, "This thing has wood on both sides, paper in the middle and screws under it." So the whole class said it was a folding fan. As soon as he took it out, it was a folding fan.
Then teacher Fang asked me to touch it again. I reached into my pocket and touched a round, bulging,
There is a long tail at the back. Oh! It's garlic! I said to my classmates:
"This thing is round and bulging, saying it's a nursery rhyme, with five or six brothers sitting around the pillar. If you want to separate, your clothes will be torn. " The students all guessed garlic. Only a few students guessed gloves. As soon as I took out garlic, all the students who guessed right were happy, and all the students who guessed wrong were sad.
Teacher Fang invited many students to touch it again. Some students guessed right and some students guessed wrong. Teacher Fang said, "Students, if you have played games, write down your composition!" " ! Is there a problem? ""No problem, "we replied cheerfully." Then write quickly! "
"Ding Lingling" rings, and the students are still wanting more: "Why is this class so short!"
What an interesting class! I hope the teacher will give us such a lesson every day. I will keep this unforgettable and interesting lesson in my memory box forever.
Article 3:
Today, Mr. Shen mysteriously walked onto the podium with a strange smile on his face. Mr. Shen told us that he would perform a little magic trick today. "Hey, Shen Da magician!" A naughty classmate cried. Mr. Shen has become a magician, and we are all looking forward to seeing the magic performed by Mr. Shen-guessing cards skillfully.
The magic began. Teacher Shen first divided a deck of playing cards into two stacks and said with confidence, "I asked two students to draw a playing card and put it back." I can guess the cards you drew. " We are all eager to try. The teacher asked Lu and Ma to draw a card for us, and then put it back in the original two stacks. Then ask two students to shuffle the cards. I saw them wash it over and over again, making it harder for Mr. Shen to find it. The exciting moment has arrived. Everyone stared at the teacher's every move. Teacher Shen slowly unfolded a stack of cards and searched carefully. This is a card. "Miss Shen accurately and quickly found the card drawn by the horse-Red Heart 3. After that, Mr. Shen quickly found the card drawn by Lu in the same way-box 10. "ah! Teacher Shen is really amazing! "I was stunned by that brief moment just now. The students thought it was incredible, but Mr. Shen bought a lock anyway. Let's guess the mystery of this magic. Some say that Mr. Shen tampered with the cards, some say that Mr. Shen guessed right, and some say that Mr. Shen peeked. It's time for magic to reveal the secret. We listened attentively. After listening to the teacher's explanation, we suddenly realized that Mr. Shen had divided the cards into two stacks according to odd and even numbers in advance. When we draw good cards, this "cunning" teacher Shen quietly switched the positions of odd and even numbers, so that even numbers only have one odd card and odd numbers only have one even card when looking for them. It's easy to find the cards drawn by classmates.
This interesting composition class taught me to observe everything carefully, so that I could know.
Mystery.
Article 4:
"run! Run! Don't let him catch you! " The students shouted. Seeing this, you can't help wondering.
Q: "What are you doing in this class?"
This class is physical education class. I like physical education class best. We can do some outdoor sports that we like, so that we can get exercise when we are used to sitting on the bench. Then why are you yelling? This is because the PE teacher thinks that we will have a mid-term exam soon and wants us to relax and play games!
The name of this game is "Sticking Pot Cake". How's it going? Isn't it interesting? Then why is it called "iron pot cake"? This has something to do with the rules of the game: first, all students are divided into several groups according to the rank of men and women, and each group forms a circle. First choose two people to catch each other, one is running and the other is catching. The one who runs just needs to stand in front of the other, and the one who runs behind will continue to run. If the runner is caught, the other way around. How about this game? It looks like a flavor snack-fried dumpling!
We all had a good time. Look here, Zhao Guoan, known as "Scud", is catching "Fat Man" Li. I believe everyone will look forward to the result of this game. Look over there, there are two speed differences.
Not many players chase!
Is this course interesting?
Article 5:
I remember when I was in the fourth grade, the class I attended was particularly interesting, which is still fresh in my memory.
I remember it was the second class one afternoon. The teacher sent a note to each student, and the students whispered and wondered what medicine the teacher was selling in the gourd. I just heard the teacher say, "Please play a little game." As soon as I heard about playing games, my classmates got excited at once. One said "who" or "what", the second said "where" and the third said "what" or "how". After the students finished writing, the teacher put away the students' notes. Say five idioms if the sentences are appropriate.
The first classmate began to read and said, "Bai Xin is eating socks in the cow's stomach." When the first student finished reading, the students laughed at once. Then Jaco began to read, "Hao Guowei eats meat from the solar system. Ha ha. . . The students burst into laughter again. Wang Wei said: "Hao Guowei is really awesome, and the meat has gone to the top of the solar system." After Wang Wei finished, the students laughed again. At this time, even the teacher laughed. Then, some students read, "Jaco dances Latin in Afghanistan." Naughty-Bai Xin said with a smile. Chen Chunhui said, "Wang Wei is eating apples in the trash can." At this moment, even Wang Wei, who didn't like to laugh at that time, laughed himself.
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