Rubbish about NBA

Once, Peyton, who had just emerged, shouted at Jordan,' Hey, Michael, I'm a superstar now, and I've earned millions of dollars. I can afford this famous car, which proves my value.

Jordan muttered indifferently, "Oh, I'm sorry, these things have always been directly given to me by the manufacturer."

Collins: Jordan, I am not in the word "team".

Jordan: I won in the world.

Third, Jordan's famous rubbish words on the court. Defense: "You shoot, I'll let you shoot, you shoot" (usually the opponent doesn't score)

When attacking: "Come on, you almost caught me" (you better catch yours or get eaten)

Fourth, Jordan used to be in John? Dunk in front of stockton, and the jazz bench on the sidelines shouted that Jordan only dared to dunk on the little man's head.

So Jordan scored two points directly under ostertag's defense and said to the substitute, "Is he big enough?"

After Buckley had a fight with Oberon, he said in an interview, "I was beaten, and my grandmother told me to fight back." I imagined how terrible it would be if an old woman with a red face looked exactly like Buckley.

Six, Buckley's classic "famous saying": I am the strongest player on earth, Jordan, an alien.

Once, Tiger Woods and Buckley went to play golf.

Woods: I heard that they are going to build a large shopping center.

Buckley: Really? Where is it?

Woods: Between my ball and yours. . .

It's rare to see old buses choked.

8. Politics is so corrupt that President Bush has to raise 200 million to 500 million dollars for a job with an annual salary of 400,000 dollars. -Buckley on the presidential election.

Ninth, Buckley caught a man in a bar and threw him out of the window. The judge asked her if she would regret it. He replied, of course, regret is on the first floor.

I was so sad that I finally met a more handsome man than me "-when Ba met the movie star George Clooney.

XI。 1987- 1988 During the season, Laoba said in an interview: "Muhammad Ali said that he is the eighth wonder in the world and I am the ninth wonder in the world."

I know nothing about Angola, but I know they are in trouble now. -Buckley (against Angola before the 92 Olympic Games)

Thirteen. The year Olajuwon the MVP of the year (1994),

Barkley said in an interview with reporters: Olajuwon's plugging ability is really amazing. As long as there are spherical objects in the restricted area, his brother slaps them off.

Unfortunately ... my head looks like this. ......

14. Sir Charles of bakri once said this about Knicknett in the dunk contest? Robinson; "Whenever a short man can complete such an action, I will give him 10."

Fifteen, Larry? Byrd

After he scores in singles, he will run to the head coach of the other team and pretend not to know: "Who is defending me in your team?" Then ask the teammates on the field: "Who are they looking at me?" Finally, he ran to the poor man who was guarding him and asked with concern, "Are you staring at me? Sorry, asshole. " ……

Pippen said at Malone's free throw that the postman doesn't deliver letters on Sundays. As a result, Malone missed two free throws.

After retiring, Miller worked as a translator at TNT. "I can speak freely, I can talk about the whole league, I can gossip to the chairman without worrying about being fined, which is very exciting."

It can be seen that the three-point king has not said enough in the league, and now he has found a really suitable job. ...

18. Francis once joked about the rubbish in Yao Ming. He once asked a reporter in China why Yao Ming likes tomatoes so much. China reporter was puzzled by this question, and Francis went on to explain that every time Yao Ming missed a free throw or dunk, he would always say "tomato". Later, he learned that Yao Ming said "tomato", not "tomato".

In 19 and 1987, reggie miller interfered with Big Bird during the free throw ... Big Bird stopped the free throw, looked at Miller and said, "You must be joking, rookie! ? You must be joking! "

After that, the big bird shot the first ball, of course, with an empty net of "brush" ...

Then Big Bird got the ball from the referee and said to Miller before shooting:

"Rookie, I am the first free shooter in the NBA at the moment, all NBA! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you have anything else to say? ? "

After that, the big bird shot the second ball, and there was no accident of "brushing" the hollow net. ...

Miller said to himself afterwards, "I was so stupid that I went to the eighteenth floor of hell." ...

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