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I can't eat four dishes in my life. What four courses are they?

The first course, just born, can't be eaten yet,

The second course, getting married, you were too busy to eat that day.

The third course, the end, the end of your life, when you can't eat anything underground,

The fourth course, tribute,

But on the whole, it's ironic. Four dishes, including one big and one small, two meat dishes and two vegetarian dishes. Ironically, people lack ambition. In fact, this sentence only satirizes people in some places in the north and should not be used for irony. The front is the right solution. Who can eat these four dishes for a lifetime?

It should be three meals. You won't eat the first meal, you don't have time to eat the second meal, and someone else will help you eat the third meal.

Not eating four dishes does not mean quantity, but four dishes in life. A dish is a full moon banquet of life, and a dish is your own wedding banquet. Three dishes are your own death banquet, and four dishes are a tribute banquet.

Eating less than four dishes in a lifetime is actually a statement of questioning one's ability, which is more or less full of irony. Saying that you can't eat four dishes is obviously a mockery of poverty. Take "I can't eat four dishes in my life" as the irony.

To say that a person can't eat four dishes in a lifetime means that you are too lazy to eat anything left, you can't do anything well, you can't make progress, you can't help the wall with mud, you can't even pull, and to put it bluntly, you are lazy. Another meaning is that you hate iron not to produce. If you don't listen to others when they want to help you, you often say that you can't eat four dishes in your life. (personal understanding)

These four courses are

No full moon dishes, no time for wedding dishes, no separate mouths, no tribute dishes.

Now it's used for irony. In the north, people often say that four dishes and one soup are the standard of a meal, which describes that a person is too poor to eat even four dishes. Four dishes are generally one big and one small, two meat and two vegetarian dishes. So if you eat it, he can't eat it. It's a dark joke.

And now it is also circulated on the Internet that you can't eat four dishes in your life.

You can't eat full moon dishes, raise children, eat wedding dishes, be lonely all your life, eat dead dishes, die unattended, eat tribute dishes, and no one remembers you when you die.

The four dishes point out the full moon dish at birth, the wedding dish at marriage, the separate dish of Xie Shishi and the tribute dish at the memorial service.

Despise people, strength is not allowed! Generally refers to: full moon wine, wedding banquet, birthday banquet, funeral banquet, and also refers to: Fulu Xi Shou, without a natural life, it is incomplete.

The standard Linyi dialect means that you are poor, so poor that you can't eat four dishes for a lifetime. Eating more vegetables proves that you are rich.

Four dishes refer to one, one's own full moon dishes, two, wedding dishes, three, farewell dishes, and four, tribute dishes for the anniversary. I can't eat four dishes in my life. Most of them are sarcasm and jokes. There are two meanings, one is that life is difficult, the living standard is low, and eating and drinking can't reach the level of others. The second is that there is a full moon dish, but there may be no wedding banquet, which means there is no object. Sending a meal means that no one will see you off after death, and there is no successor. Remembrance on the anniversary means that no one will burn paper after death. It means to laugh at people who are not remembered and missed after death.