Play a joke every day and laugh happily every day.

When my son was 4 years old, my uncle's little brother had just entered the first grade. Once, my little brother happily told everyone, "I got the ninth place in the final exam."

The son said unconvinced, "I only got the ninth place." I want to get the tenth place in the school! " "

I am anxious to answer irrelevant questions.

Policeman: My house is on fire. Fire brigade: Where is your home? Policeman: The kitchen. Fire brigade: I mean, how can we get to your house? Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? Just drive.

I'm in the newspaper

Because my husband thinks that there is no hope of becoming famous in this life, he places all his hopes on his daughter and often urges her to study hard so that she can become famous and get married one day.

One day, as soon as her husband came home, her daughter in elementary school excitedly shouted at him, "Dad! I'm in the newspaper! " Husband is both happy and excited: "Ah? Tell dad what's in the newspaper? "

The daughter said, "I put the newspaper on the ground and stood up."

Husband: dizzy ...

Buy a house, send furniture

A real estate agent advertised to buy a house and send furniture to promote the house. Someone bought a new house and decorated it to get furniture. Real estate agent: Where's your furniture? We will deliver the goods to your door!

Clever parrot

One day, a thief sneaked into the parrot's house and heard in the dark: "I saw you, the sage saw you, I saw you, and the sage saw you." The thief got a fright, hid and took out his flashlight. It turned out to be a parrot, so he wanted to catch it. When trying to catch it, I found this parrot standing on the head of a fierce big German shepherd. When he was scared to death, I only heard the parrot say, "Saint, let's go!" " "

Grandson is really amazing.

A man kept a parrot. The parrot was so strong that all the other birds in it were killed by it. Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage. The master said: Don't die this time. But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked: This grandson is really powerful, but he can't beat ya without arms.