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What did the baby say wrong in kindergarten?

Babies who go to kindergarten will basically become particularly obedient to their teachers. The teacher said that one means one, and that two means two. All orders are obeyed. However, after all, the baby is still young, and his understanding of words and his brain's acceptance ability are relatively slow, so it is inevitable that he will listen to the teacher's notice by mistake and make a joke.

My nephew is in kindergarten. His logic thinking is very jumping, and his language expression ability is not particularly strong. Sometimes we have to think about a word for a long time. Just before Children's Day on June 1 this year, my nephew came home and told my sister that the teacher asked every parent to prepare hand flowers for their children's Children's Day performance, so my sister went out to help buy two big red hand flowers. Just after the Children's Day performance, I saw every child on the stage wearing colorful bracelets on their wrists. Only my nephew stood in the corner of the table with two big flowers in his hand, which was out of place with the whole stage. My nephew seems to have misunderstood the teacher's words, and was forcibly arranged in the corner by the teacher, doing actions different from others alone. The problem of the baby passing the wrong word is really ridiculous.

Some babies don't pay attention in class, sometimes they only listen to half of the teacher's words, and they don't know what the students around them are asking, so they go home and explain to their parents according to their own understanding, because they made the wrong words, brought the wrong things, went to the wrong place, missed the scheduled time and so on, which will cause a series of troubles and jokes.

Therefore, as parents, it is still necessary to cultivate children's understanding and communication skills. When they go home, they can accurately convey the teacher's meaning to their parents to avoid some unnecessary troubles and embarrassment. If the baby really doesn't pay attention, I suggest that the teacher accurately convey the problem to the parents through the parent group to ensure foolproof.