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Swearing immoral short sentences

1. Please swear without dirty words 1 You waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB when you die! When you look at yourself in the mirror.

You think it's unnecessary, but it's not. You are really redundant.

Curse others for being thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans! Six, ah, you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist! I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't? When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn. 10 Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you. 1 1 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make great contributions to the cause of understanding alien life in the world! 12 who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained and yours is the best.

Too many.

2. swear without dirty words. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. Trees without their skins will die, and people are shameless and invincible. You are a cucumber, and you owe it.

Your daughter-in-law is a screw. She needs to be screwed. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism, and not one step away from SB. Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop, and if there is a war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you. This site recommends swearing without dirty words: 2 1 century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.

Give you a hard time ... You waste air alive, and you die and land. I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport! The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you. Animals wear this kind of clothes and become animals as soon as they put them on.

Red with purple, shit.

3. Ask a few classic sentences that swear without dirty words. 1. No matter what the other person says, you always answer: you have vegetables between your teeth! If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat food today! You said in surprise: that was yesterday! And so on.

2. Just the same topic. If someone says that about you, you can say: Do you want to eat? I can help you dig! (It's just a little disgusting! 3. The other party scolds you: (all kinds of dirty words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself? The other party said: Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers. Go! Answer: Why, did you quit there? I once saw two people quarreling. A is shorter than B, but B is fatter than A. ..

Armour scolds: You fat bastard! B calmly said: being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing! 6. Once a student in the class made trouble. Teacher: I've never seen a student like you! Student: I have met many teachers like you! I'm glad you know. Don't really tell your teacher.

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7. You think I'm an idiot! B: Huh? ~ So you're not! 8. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank? 9. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously! 10. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time! 1 1. I'm relieved to know that you are having a hard time! 12. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool. 13. Even a lump of X will meet dung beetles one day.

So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today. 14. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

15. You are a natural inspiration! 16. You said you were dressed cool, and you looked terrible! 17. Don't cry at my grave, it has stained my path of reincarnation! 18. Face down first, there is nothing you can do. 19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will: I struggled all night, and your face made me ashamed to live in this world.

Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself! 20. I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve! 2 1. Get out of here, and then get out of here non-stop, E5a48 de 588B6E79B5Baa6313335313836.

22. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

23. You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing! 24. You are not smart, you are just like others! 25. You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious.

4. The sentence 1. Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive! 2. playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. 4. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself, and don't complain that the earth is unattractive as soon as you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you? Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified? 6. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people! 7. Don't say "Actually, you're fine" to me when you break up. Why did you dump me? 8. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason. 9. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't think, and do what you should do. 1 1. I waited for your concern and closed my heart.

There's more. Don't let Mao have time to watch 52475 1723 on my QQ space.

5. The sentence of swearing without dirty words is 1. I heard that you are rich and think that Erlang God is the master (that is, a dog that curses, because everyone knows that Erlang God has a growling dog ...)

You are lucky recently. You were promoted to Marshal Tian Peng. Congratulations (Marshal Tian Peng and Pig Bajie, too ..)

3, your appearance is very refreshing! !

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

6. Is it hot? Don't spit out your tongue on this hot day, I wonder if you won't sweat?

7. Dude, why don't you go to the market? The pork seller posted your beautiful photo as a propaganda map again. I sued him for infringing your portrait right for your own good.

8. When I saw you, I thought, Bajie is a handsome guy (Bajie is more handsome than you).

On holidays, I send you a pair of couplets:

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.