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I think Poland doesn't understand Germany, and its allies are unreliable and not very strong, so it will be said that Germany will perish in three days. Many people only know that Poland "cavalry cuts tanks with sabres", but this is false news. Poland is not that stupid.

And they had their own tanks before World War II, which was not as bad as we knew. Although Poland is not a superpower in Europe, its territory still ranks sixth, with 1 10,000 troops, more than 700 bulldozers, tanks and more than 600 planes. Having such military weapons and troops is a proud capital of Poland.

Poland's industry and agriculture are still good, which makes their military industry develop greatly. Germany was defeated by France and Britain during World War I, and Poland thought that Germany had so much strength, just like the Soviet Union's misunderstanding of Germany at that time. Poland doesn't understand the strength of Germany, but because Poland is too confident, it is so arbitrary about the strength difference of Germany.

Poland can be so confident because the thighs behind him are Britain and France, which like to establish colonies. There are many colonies in Africa and Asia, and their national strength is very strong. Before World War II, Poland formed an alliance with Britain and France, which Poland thought was a bargain.

Because France and Britain were important factors in defeating Germany in the First World War. Moreover, before World War II, Britain and France promised to support the troops as soon as the Germans entered Poland, and got the support of their eldest brother. Poland, as the younger brother of the eldest brother, took it seriously.

Britain and France already knew that Germany was going to launch World War II and that Poland was their first target. Britain and France support Poland in the hope that Poland can be used as cannon fodder and play a buffering role, so that Britain and France can get some buffering time. But they didn't calculate that Hitler was a military genius.

Hitler had laid a position before the enemy could react, and Poland was undoubtedly defeated, even defeating the boss of Poland, France. Only one month after France surrendered, people saw the true level of the German-French army showing its strength. At that time, Hitler wanted to fight from the most powerful army in Europe. I didn't expect France to be the scum of the war, which also made Germany recognize the lightning tactics.

Poland is doomed to failure, because it is surrounded by powerful countries and will inevitably be carved up. Moreover, Poland did not realize its status, thinking that its military and economic capabilities were stronger than Germany's, and Poland also decided the combat effectiveness of its troops based on the number of troops. I have to say that Hitler's powerful legion is first-class, and it is much stronger than Poland in terms of command and combat capability. From this you can understand why Germany surrendered to the United States at that time, and the Soviet Union did not want to wait until the army that killed him stopped.